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Re: DTF Chat Thread v. "The Aristocrats!"
« Reply #4305 on: July 14, 2017, 01:06:22 PM »
His loss.
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Re: DTF Chat Thread v. "The Aristocrats!"
« Reply #4306 on: July 14, 2017, 01:22:07 PM »
I also don't have an interest in asians.


I just don't understand what they were trying to achieve with any part of the song, either individually or as a whole. You know what? It's the Platypus of Dream Theater songs. That bill doesn't go with that tail, or that strange little furry body, or those webbed feet, and oh god why does it have venomous spurs!? And then you find out it lays eggs too. The difference is that the Platypus is somehow functional despite being a crazy mishmash or leftover animal pieces

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Re: DTF Chat Thread v. "The Aristocrats!"
« Reply #4307 on: July 14, 2017, 01:40:25 PM »
And they don't have an interest in me.
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Re: DTF Chat Thread v. "The Aristocrats!"
« Reply #4308 on: July 14, 2017, 01:41:45 PM »
That never stopped you before
I just don't understand what they were trying to achieve with any part of the song, either individually or as a whole. You know what? It's the Platypus of Dream Theater songs. That bill doesn't go with that tail, or that strange little furry body, or those webbed feet, and oh god why does it have venomous spurs!? And then you find out it lays eggs too. The difference is that the Platypus is somehow functional despite being a crazy mishmash or leftover animal pieces

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Re: DTF Chat Thread v. "The Aristocrats!"
« Reply #4309 on: July 14, 2017, 01:43:14 PM »
Nah, but it helps if they go along without any major struggle.
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Re: DTF Chat Thread v. "The Aristocrats!"
« Reply #4310 on: July 14, 2017, 01:55:17 PM »
That's what the pit is for.
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Re: DTF Chat Thread v. "The Aristocrats!"
« Reply #4311 on: July 14, 2017, 02:14:12 PM »
Nah, but it helps if they go along without any major struggle.

One simple question... "Does this smell like chloroform to you?"
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« Reply #4312 on: July 14, 2017, 02:14:36 PM »
No. But it does smell like fish...
I just don't understand what they were trying to achieve with any part of the song, either individually or as a whole. You know what? It's the Platypus of Dream Theater songs. That bill doesn't go with that tail, or that strange little furry body, or those webbed feet, and oh god why does it have venomous spurs!? And then you find out it lays eggs too. The difference is that the Platypus is somehow functional despite being a crazy mishmash or leftover animal pieces

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Re: DTF Chat Thread v. "The Aristocrats!"
« Reply #4313 on: July 14, 2017, 02:17:46 PM »
I'm surrounded by nerds with no pick up lines.
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Re: DTF Chat Thread v. "The Aristocrats!"
« Reply #4314 on: July 14, 2017, 02:35:48 PM »
Let's just say.. that's not my strong suit.
I just don't understand what they were trying to achieve with any part of the song, either individually or as a whole. You know what? It's the Platypus of Dream Theater songs. That bill doesn't go with that tail, or that strange little furry body, or those webbed feet, and oh god why does it have venomous spurs!? And then you find out it lays eggs too. The difference is that the Platypus is somehow functional despite being a crazy mishmash or leftover animal pieces

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Re: DTF Chat Thread v. "The Aristocrats!"
« Reply #4315 on: July 15, 2017, 06:35:46 AM »
Morning guys. I have my gf's sister and her toddler coming for the weekend so it'll just be me hanging out with the dogs. Maybe grill up some steaks, and clear out the garge.

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Re: DTF Chat Thread v. "The Aristocrats!"
« Reply #4316 on: July 15, 2017, 06:39:07 AM »
Morning Reaper.
Only King could mis-spell a LETTER.
Yep. I think the only party in the MP/DT situation that hasn't moved on is DTF.

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Re: DTF Chat Thread v. "The Aristocrats!"
« Reply #4317 on: July 15, 2017, 06:47:36 AM »
Morning blob. Any luck figuring that shot out?

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Re: DTF Chat Thread v. "The Aristocrats!"
« Reply #4318 on: July 15, 2017, 06:49:00 AM »
what the fuck is a garge?  Where King parks his mower?   :rollin 

Lovely looking day here.  Off to the farmer's market shortly, walk the dogs, spend the day outside mostly.
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Re: DTF Chat Thread v. "The Aristocrats!"
« Reply #4319 on: July 15, 2017, 06:51:37 AM »
Cut me a break jingle I'm not even awake yet :lol

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Re: DTF Chat Thread v. "The Aristocrats!"
« Reply #4320 on: July 15, 2017, 07:07:18 AM »
Cut me a break jingle I'm not even awake yet :lol

DTF is savage.  We cut no breaks.
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Re: DTF Chat Thread v. "The Aristocrats!"
« Reply #4321 on: July 15, 2017, 07:08:31 AM »
It's good to have back Jingle

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Re: DTF Chat Thread v. "The Aristocrats!"
« Reply #4322 on: July 15, 2017, 07:33:51 AM »
That's a word salad - and take it from me, I know word salad
I fear for the day when something happens on the right that is SO nuts that even Stadler says "That's crazy".
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Re: DTF Chat Thread v. "The Aristocrats!"
« Reply #4323 on: July 15, 2017, 08:13:33 AM »
Zydar is my new hero.  I just laughed so hard I nearly shat.

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Re: DTF Chat Thread v. "The Aristocrats!"
« Reply #4324 on: July 15, 2017, 08:16:48 AM »
Good Morning peeps.

So this whole cough and having no voice sucks.  If this shit persists through to my next payday, I am going to go find a way to see a doctor.  Pretty sure it's just laryngitis caused by bronchitis caused by a cold I had 2 weeks ago. Everything I've read said it should go away on its own... but that doesn't make this any less annoying.

And to top it off, my dumbass coworker today can't seem to process that I am whispering because I can't talk, not because we need to whisper. It's only 7:20 AM and both conversations we've had ended with me telling him he doesn't have to whisper to me. 
I just don't understand what they were trying to achieve with any part of the song, either individually or as a whole. You know what? It's the Platypus of Dream Theater songs. That bill doesn't go with that tail, or that strange little furry body, or those webbed feet, and oh god why does it have venomous spurs!? And then you find out it lays eggs too. The difference is that the Platypus is somehow functional despite being a crazy mishmash or leftover animal pieces

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Re: DTF Chat Thread v. "The Aristocrats!"
« Reply #4325 on: July 15, 2017, 08:19:28 AM »
Morning blob. Any luck figuring that shot out?

Nope. Been working on other parts of the shot today so far.
Only King could mis-spell a LETTER.
Yep. I think the only party in the MP/DT situation that hasn't moved on is DTF.

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Re: DTF Chat Thread v. "The Aristocrats!"
« Reply #4326 on: July 15, 2017, 08:24:46 AM »
what the fuck is a garge?  Where King parks his mower?   :rollin 


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would have thought the same thing but seeing the OP was TAC i immediately thought Maiden or DT related
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Re: DTF Chat Thread v. "The Aristocrats!"
« Reply #4327 on: July 15, 2017, 09:17:05 AM »
I park it in your mom.

Come at me bro. :lol
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Re: DTF Chat Thread v. "The Aristocrats!"
« Reply #4328 on: July 15, 2017, 10:23:37 AM »
Concert was nuts last night, it downpoured but I had a seat under the shed up close so I was fine, sat next to some awesome people.  Incubus's setlist could have been much better, but they were still good. 

It's cloudy here but not supposed to rain which is good because I'm headed to an early concert at the jersey shore tonight so I'll also be outside all day.  311 with New Politics and The Skints  :yarr :metal :hat

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Re: DTF Chat Thread v. "The Aristocrats!"
« Reply #4329 on: July 15, 2017, 10:51:31 AM »
That's a word salad - and take it from me, I know word salad
I fear for the day when something happens on the right that is SO nuts that even Stadler says "That's crazy".
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Re: DTF Chat Thread v. "The Aristocrats!"
« Reply #4330 on: July 15, 2017, 11:44:22 AM »
Concert was nuts last night, it downpoured but I had a seat under the shed up close so I was fine, sat next to some awesome people.  Incubus's setlist could have been much better, but they were still good. 

It's cloudy here but not supposed to rain which is good because I'm headed to an early concert at the jersey shore tonight so I'll also be outside all day.  311 with New Politics and The Skints  :yarr :metal :hat

I'm still debating if I'm going to go here. I looked at the setlist and it wasn't that great.

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Re: DTF Chat Thread v. "The Aristocrats!"
« Reply #4331 on: July 15, 2017, 12:10:33 PM »
I'd say worth it if you can grab a cheap ticket (which was possible last night)  Still a fun show even with the not so great setlist

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Re: DTF Chat Thread v. "The Aristocrats!"
« Reply #4332 on: July 16, 2017, 05:26:17 AM »
Morning.
I don't like country music, but I don't mean to denigrate those who do. And for the people who like country music, denigrate means 'put down'.” - Bob Newhart
So wait, we're spelling it wrong and king is spelling it right? What is going on here? :lol -- BlobVanDam
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Re: DTF Chat Thread v. "The Aristocrats!"
« Reply #4333 on: July 16, 2017, 05:36:38 AM »
Morning king!
Only King could mis-spell a LETTER.
Yep. I think the only party in the MP/DT situation that hasn't moved on is DTF.

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« Reply #4334 on: July 16, 2017, 05:48:17 AM »
I was supposed to go food shopping early but I'm too damn tired from the show last night.  We've got Dad's birthday party today.
I don't like country music, but I don't mean to denigrate those who do. And for the people who like country music, denigrate means 'put down'.” - Bob Newhart
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Re: DTF Chat Thread v. "The Aristocrats!"
« Reply #4335 on: July 16, 2017, 05:50:25 AM »
Morning guys.

How is your dad doing King?

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« Reply #4336 on: July 16, 2017, 05:52:35 AM »
Good and bad. The surgery went great. But his physical skills from the MS is bad and the dementia is really starting to get worse.
I don't like country music, but I don't mean to denigrate those who do. And for the people who like country music, denigrate means 'put down'.” - Bob Newhart
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Re: DTF Chat Thread v. "The Aristocrats!"
« Reply #4337 on: July 16, 2017, 05:59:09 AM »
I'm sorry to hear that King. I do hope you have a great day with him though.

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« Reply #4338 on: July 16, 2017, 06:03:35 AM »
Thank you.  I try to soak in every moment.
I don't like country music, but I don't mean to denigrate those who do. And for the people who like country music, denigrate means 'put down'.” - Bob Newhart
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Re: DTF Chat Thread v. "The Aristocrats!"
« Reply #4339 on: July 16, 2017, 10:31:59 AM »
We've got Dad's birthday party today.

Sounds like an excuse for cake.

Give hugs to Sr. Shmegland on behalf of DTF chat thread.
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