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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #3360 on: December 22, 2019, 07:01:06 PM »
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #3361 on: December 23, 2019, 05:27:11 AM »
Is that Vince Neil?
That's a word salad - and take it from me, I know word salad
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #3362 on: December 23, 2019, 05:31:39 AM »
Santa got thirsty over Mexico. Asian children were a week late getting their presents.
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #3363 on: December 23, 2019, 05:40:38 AM »
Where will you be when diarrhea strikes?  TAC's house.
That's a word salad - and take it from me, I know word salad
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #3364 on: December 23, 2019, 06:03:42 AM »
[Heard through the door] "I hope your not using the bathroom. That toilet doesn't flush"
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #3365 on: December 24, 2019, 12:04:28 AM »
...And using his fingers to pinch closed his nose,
He gave a big grunt, and clogged up the commode...
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #3366 on: December 24, 2019, 01:47:28 PM »
So, I was thinking of this picture.



My Mother in law is here  for our Christmas Eve party. I had to bring some containers back out to her car, and what do I see on the backseat floor??

A SEWING MACHINE! :omg:
would have thought the same thing but seeing the OP was TAC i immediately thought Maiden or DT related
Winger Theater Forums........or WTF.  ;D
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #3367 on: December 24, 2019, 02:05:11 PM »
Caption No. 1: "Recording sessions for Adrenaline Mob's "Omerta" were completed today..."

Caption No. 2: "Friggin' Flying Colors is going to be awesome tonight. I'm going to look bomb in my new suit!" - Stadler

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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #3368 on: December 25, 2019, 05:31:05 AM »
 :rollin

TAC for the psych on Stads!

Hey, Stadler ol' buddy, the picture we're actually captioning is here. https://www.dreamtheaterforums.org/boards/index.php?topic=49483.msg2614552#msg2614552



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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #3369 on: December 25, 2019, 07:25:07 AM »
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #3370 on: December 26, 2019, 06:28:09 PM »
Preparing gifts for the naughty list.

Winnah!
would have thought the same thing but seeing the OP was TAC i immediately thought Maiden or DT related
Winger Theater Forums........or WTF.  ;D
TAC got a higher score than me in the electronic round? Honestly, can I just drop out now? :lol

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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #3371 on: December 26, 2019, 06:55:34 PM »
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #3372 on: December 26, 2019, 06:59:32 PM »
K-lox telling TAC he should listen to Toto again.
would have thought the same thing but seeing the OP was TAC i immediately thought Maiden or DT related
Winger Theater Forums........or WTF.  ;D
TAC got a higher score than me in the electronic round? Honestly, can I just drop out now? :lol

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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #3373 on: December 26, 2019, 07:00:41 PM »
K-lox telling TAC he should listen to Toto again.
:lol :rollin :lol
I'm almost tempted to just call this the winner and move on  :biggrin:
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #3374 on: December 26, 2019, 07:25:41 PM »
I don't like country music, but I don't mean to denigrate those who do. And for the people who like country music, denigrate means 'put down'.” - Bob Newhart
So wait, we're spelling it wrong and king is spelling it right? What is going on here? :lol -- BlobVanDam
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #3375 on: December 26, 2019, 07:26:49 PM »
:lmao:
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #3376 on: December 26, 2019, 07:28:20 PM »
 :lol



You're going to get this thread locked too!
would have thought the same thing but seeing the OP was TAC i immediately thought Maiden or DT related
Winger Theater Forums........or WTF.  ;D
TAC got a higher score than me in the electronic round? Honestly, can I just drop out now? :lol

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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #3377 on: December 26, 2019, 07:29:23 PM »
 :lol

No you are.  Return the cart or get drilled. :lol
I don't like country music, but I don't mean to denigrate those who do. And for the people who like country music, denigrate means 'put down'.” - Bob Newhart
So wait, we're spelling it wrong and king is spelling it right? What is going on here? :lol -- BlobVanDam
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #3378 on: December 26, 2019, 07:53:32 PM »
 :lol

You know the drill!
would have thought the same thing but seeing the OP was TAC i immediately thought Maiden or DT related
Winger Theater Forums........or WTF.  ;D
TAC got a higher score than me in the electronic round? Honestly, can I just drop out now? :lol

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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #3379 on: December 26, 2019, 08:06:09 PM »
 :lol

I don't like country music, but I don't mean to denigrate those who do. And for the people who like country music, denigrate means 'put down'.” - Bob Newhart
So wait, we're spelling it wrong and king is spelling it right? What is going on here? :lol -- BlobVanDam
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #3380 on: December 27, 2019, 04:35:34 AM »
Me watching The Masked Singer.
That's a word salad - and take it from me, I know word salad
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #3381 on: December 27, 2019, 08:06:18 AM »
Thankfully for Wang, the drill was from Home Depot so it didn't work.
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #3382 on: December 27, 2019, 09:55:03 AM »
Me reading posts in the P/R forum.
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #3383 on: December 27, 2019, 01:32:45 PM »
Hey little girl, wanna look at Santas north pole?

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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #3384 on: December 28, 2019, 06:41:40 AM »
...anything for that newest Pokémon
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #3385 on: December 28, 2019, 07:36:25 AM »
Me every time I read or hear “Bring MP Back”
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #3386 on: December 30, 2019, 07:05:48 PM »

For going the extra mile and for being relevant to the forum, not to mention funny, this one takes the cake. Winner!

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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #3387 on: December 30, 2019, 08:06:28 PM »
Thank you. I'll post the update tomorrow.
I don't like country music, but I don't mean to denigrate those who do. And for the people who like country music, denigrate means 'put down'.” - Bob Newhart
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #3388 on: December 30, 2019, 08:07:34 PM »
Now, the picture.

I don't like country music, but I don't mean to denigrate those who do. And for the people who like country music, denigrate means 'put down'.” - Bob Newhart
So wait, we're spelling it wrong and king is spelling it right? What is going on here? :lol -- BlobVanDam
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #3389 on: December 30, 2019, 08:11:01 PM »
Sheer beauty.
would have thought the same thing but seeing the OP was TAC i immediately thought Maiden or DT related
Winger Theater Forums........or WTF.  ;D
TAC got a higher score than me in the electronic round? Honestly, can I just drop out now? :lol

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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #3390 on: December 31, 2019, 05:01:21 AM »
So uncivilized.
That's a word salad - and take it from me, I know word salad
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #3391 on: December 31, 2019, 05:47:34 AM »
It’s a wild cart in its natural habitat.
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #3392 on: December 31, 2019, 07:23:25 AM »
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #3393 on: December 31, 2019, 11:38:05 AM »
Bum Uber parking.
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #3394 on: December 31, 2019, 11:53:22 AM »
Cart before the horse.
...going along with Dragon Attack's Queen thread has been like taking a free class in Queen knowledge. Where else are you gonna find info like that?!