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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #3325 on: December 12, 2019, 08:27:55 AM »
"I'm sorry but I'm just not that cool!" - Tick 2019
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #3326 on: December 12, 2019, 08:53:14 AM »
To old for the jacket?  TO OLD FOR THE JACKET?  Let me put my teeth in and we'll talk about it, punk!
"Let us hear the conclusion of the whole matter; Fear God, and keep his commandments: for this is the whole duty of man."  Ecclesiastes 12:13

Now with Twitler taking a high end steak of this caliber and insulting the cow that died for it by having it well done just shows zero respect for the product, which falls right in line with the amount of respect he shows for pretty much everything else.- Lonestar

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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #3327 on: December 12, 2019, 10:20:52 AM »
You heard me.  Get off my lawn, bitch.

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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #3328 on: December 12, 2019, 07:02:47 PM »
Actual bad-ass puts DTF local "bad-ass" to shame.

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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #3329 on: December 12, 2019, 09:28:19 PM »
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #3330 on: December 12, 2019, 09:53:02 PM »
Wow I remember that picture from ages ago!
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #3331 on: December 12, 2019, 10:18:53 PM »
Wow I remember that picture from ages ago!
Was this one done in this thread already?
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #3332 on: December 13, 2019, 08:30:06 AM »
Wow I remember that picture from ages ago!
Was this one done in this thread already?
It was, a long time ago.
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #3333 on: December 13, 2019, 08:40:47 AM »
Wedding Registry?  I don't need no Wedding Registry!  I drive a UPS truck... I used to drive a UPS truck.
"Let us hear the conclusion of the whole matter; Fear God, and keep his commandments: for this is the whole duty of man."  Ecclesiastes 12:13

Now with Twitler taking a high end steak of this caliber and insulting the cow that died for it by having it well done just shows zero respect for the product, which falls right in line with the amount of respect he shows for pretty much everything else.- Lonestar

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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #3334 on: December 13, 2019, 10:06:59 AM »
Delivery: Cramx3 style.
would have thought the same thing but seeing the OP was TAC i immediately thought Maiden or DT related
Winger Theater Forums........or WTF.  ;D
TAC got a higher score than me in the electronic round? Honestly, can I just drop out now? :lol

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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #3335 on: December 13, 2019, 10:08:23 AM »
Sew what.
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #3336 on: December 13, 2019, 11:12:26 AM »
The story behind this pic would leave you in stitches.....
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #3337 on: December 13, 2019, 11:43:40 AM »
"Hold on son, I forgot to give you your thread!"
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #3338 on: December 14, 2019, 04:27:12 AM »
Justin couldn't afford  a limo for prom, so being the younger brother of a UPS delivery driver, he tagged along with his older bro, after buying and shipping the sewing machine to the Lionhead Country Club.  Genius!
That's a word salad - and take it from me, I know word salad
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #3339 on: December 14, 2019, 07:45:27 AM »
"Why yes, officer...I sew, I mean saw the whole thing."
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #3340 on: December 14, 2019, 06:46:14 PM »
Just an observation but this could be the opening of Monty Python's Flying Circus.

It's......
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #3341 on: December 14, 2019, 10:32:35 PM »
The Red Shell from Mario Cart ain’t got nothin on the White Sewing Machine
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #3342 on: December 15, 2019, 05:15:20 PM »
'Sew, dude....whaaaaz UPS'
...going along with Dragon Attack's Queen thread has been like taking a free class in Queen knowledge. Where else are you gonna find info like that?!

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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #3343 on: December 15, 2019, 07:51:19 PM »
Sew what.
I have to give it to this one. So simple and elegant.  :lol
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #3344 on: December 17, 2019, 08:04:51 AM »
Sew what.
I have to give it to this one. So simple and elegant.  :lol

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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #3345 on: December 17, 2019, 08:10:32 AM »
The terrified Peloton wife has a new job.
would have thought the same thing but seeing the OP was TAC i immediately thought Maiden or DT related
Winger Theater Forums........or WTF.  ;D
TAC got a higher score than me in the electronic round? Honestly, can I just drop out now? :lol

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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #3346 on: December 17, 2019, 08:28:58 AM »
In the hands free cough syrup challenge, Green Elf is a cheating bastard.

mmmm... tastes like beef and cheese.

Hundreds show up for the "Guess whose piss you're drinking" contest.
That's a word salad - and take it from me, I know word salad
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #3347 on: December 17, 2019, 11:51:17 AM »
I just love a good Christmas cult! Don't be naughty, drink up if you want to see Santa.
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #3348 on: December 17, 2019, 04:42:06 PM »
A new take on 'glory hole games'
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #3349 on: December 17, 2019, 04:43:00 PM »
P*ss take, take two.
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #3350 on: December 17, 2019, 09:04:17 PM »
I'd like to find out which one of those Santa's helpers is naughty or nice.....
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #3351 on: December 17, 2019, 09:06:01 PM »
That's quite a bit of camel....err....I mean Mistletoe.....
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #3352 on: December 18, 2019, 07:55:32 AM »
That's not Egg Nogg........ :omg:
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #3353 on: December 21, 2019, 05:12:34 AM »
:bump:

Is that your final answers?
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #3354 on: December 21, 2019, 08:26:24 AM »
The girls from Delta Delta Delta hold their annual, Breakfast with Santa, family friendly event.
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #3355 on: December 22, 2019, 06:55:47 AM »
The terrified Peloton wife has a new job.

Right out of the gate, Tim get's the biggest chuckle from me.
"Owners of dogs will have noticed that, if you provide them with food and water and shelter and affection, they will think you are God. Whereas owners of cats are compelled to realize that, if you provide them with food and water and affection, they draw the conclusion that they are God.” — Christopher Hitchens

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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #3356 on: December 22, 2019, 10:26:53 AM »
Nice. Will post after work today.
would have thought the same thing but seeing the OP was TAC i immediately thought Maiden or DT related
Winger Theater Forums........or WTF.  ;D
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #3357 on: December 22, 2019, 04:51:59 PM »

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would have thought the same thing but seeing the OP was TAC i immediately thought Maiden or DT related
Winger Theater Forums........or WTF.  ;D
TAC got a higher score than me in the electronic round? Honestly, can I just drop out now? :lol

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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #3358 on: December 22, 2019, 05:30:33 PM »
Who’s next in line for their ‘white Christmas’?
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #3359 on: December 22, 2019, 05:38:46 PM »
Hey.  Santa has a sleigh just like us!
I don't like country music, but I don't mean to denigrate those who do. And for the people who like country music, denigrate means 'put down'.” - Bob Newhart
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