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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #2870 on: January 17, 2019, 01:15:49 PM »
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #2871 on: January 17, 2019, 07:48:06 PM »
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #2872 on: January 18, 2019, 05:50:36 PM »




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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #2873 on: January 23, 2019, 06:44:08 AM »
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #2874 on: January 23, 2019, 06:45:48 AM »
Let's go find 'dem Native American protestors!
That's a word salad - and take it from me, I know word salad
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #2875 on: January 23, 2019, 08:21:28 AM »
Saints fans march on the league offices.
would have thought the same thing but seeing the OP was TAC i immediately thought Maiden or DT related
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #2876 on: January 23, 2019, 08:34:58 AM »
Saints fans march on the league offices.

Really?  Looks more like Pats fans.
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #2877 on: January 23, 2019, 10:53:28 AM »
Saints fans march on the league offices.

Really?  Looks more like Pats fans.

Apparently you’ve never seen Kingshmegland in a bikini and hi heels before.


Wait wut....
would have thought the same thing but seeing the OP was TAC i immediately thought Maiden or DT related
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #2878 on: January 23, 2019, 10:54:22 AM »
Saints fans march on the league offices.

Really?  Looks more like Pats fans.

Apparently you’ve never seen Kingshmegland in a bikini and hi heels before.
/quote]

You sure 'bout that?
That's a word salad - and take it from me, I know word salad
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #2879 on: January 28, 2019, 08:49:46 AM »
Slim pickin's but I'll throw the 'W' to Tim to get this thread back in action.

Winna!

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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #2880 on: January 28, 2019, 02:31:22 PM »
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would have thought the same thing but seeing the OP was TAC i immediately thought Maiden or DT related
Winger Theater Forums........or WTF.  ;D
TAC got a higher score than me in the electronic round? Honestly, can I just drop out now? :lol

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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #2881 on: January 28, 2019, 03:05:00 PM »
"You said this was all that was needed, not a blow job!"
...going along with Dragon Attack's Queen thread has been like taking a free class in Queen knowledge. Where else are you gonna find info like that?!

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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #2882 on: January 31, 2019, 12:38:34 PM »
"Down Low.......too slow......"
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #2883 on: February 01, 2019, 08:36:59 PM »
"...And I'm tellin' ya that's what killed her. Trump walked right up to Mrs. kraft, and just grabbed her by the pussy!"

Too soon?  :angel:
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #2884 on: February 03, 2019, 06:52:08 AM »
I'm going to leave this open during the game tonight.
would have thought the same thing but seeing the OP was TAC i immediately thought Maiden or DT related
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TAC got a higher score than me in the electronic round? Honestly, can I just drop out now? :lol

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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #2885 on: February 03, 2019, 10:38:01 PM »
I don’t have enough fingers on this hand now for my Super Bowl Championship Rings! Gonna have to use a toe or maybe my willie.......
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #2886 on: February 09, 2019, 11:02:00 AM »
"So,  fake roughing the passer call late. Do we have a deal?"
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« Reply #2887 on: February 09, 2019, 12:31:27 PM »
I don’t have enough fingers on this hand now for my Super Bowl Championship Rings! Gonna have to use a toe or maybe my willie.......

That’s been the case for a while now. Don’t forget about the two rings he earned as defensive coordinator with the Giants.
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #2888 on: February 10, 2019, 06:43:54 PM »
Blue shirt: All I want is you to high-five me with your dick. Just do it and I'll leave you alone.
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #2889 on: February 10, 2019, 07:00:17 PM »
"Down Low.......too slow......"

Mercifully closing this out.

Gary..you're up.
would have thought the same thing but seeing the OP was TAC i immediately thought Maiden or DT related
Winger Theater Forums........or WTF.  ;D
TAC got a higher score than me in the electronic round? Honestly, can I just drop out now? :lol

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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #2890 on: February 11, 2019, 07:18:25 AM »
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #2891 on: February 11, 2019, 07:30:51 AM »
You've heard of "Hot Yoga"... here's "Bake Yoga".

Replacing "oooohhhmmmm" with "eeeeeerrre"
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #2892 on: February 11, 2019, 07:37:52 AM »
Colorado porn
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #2893 on: February 11, 2019, 11:05:59 AM »
Are you sure this is how it says you're supposed to do it on lifestraw.com?
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #2894 on: February 11, 2019, 12:16:34 PM »
"I think maybe we should've got the illustrated manual".

The Sasha Grey bong... fashioned from the inside of her vagina.  Smells like fish; tastes like chicken.
That's a word salad - and take it from me, I know word salad
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #2895 on: February 11, 2019, 12:56:51 PM »
Illustration from the Ganja Sutra.


I’d hit that...

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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #2896 on: February 11, 2019, 05:08:16 PM »
"Bang a gong, get it on!"
...going along with Dragon Attack's Queen thread has been like taking a free class in Queen knowledge. Where else are you gonna find info like that?!

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« Reply #2897 on: February 11, 2019, 06:00:52 PM »
Suddenly I want to start doing yoga.
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #2898 on: February 11, 2019, 07:44:52 PM »
Training for a sex scene with John Holmes.
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #2899 on: February 11, 2019, 08:11:18 PM »
Larry and Jim, either I'm baked, or you guys are looking hot.
would have thought the same thing but seeing the OP was TAC i immediately thought Maiden or DT related
Winger Theater Forums........or WTF.  ;D
TAC got a higher score than me in the electronic round? Honestly, can I just drop out now? :lol

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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #2900 on: February 11, 2019, 08:59:44 PM »
Not pictures off camera, a 40 of Captain Morgan, and a case of Bud Light.
That's a word salad - and take it from me, I know word salad
I fear for the day when something happens on the right that is SO nuts that even Stadler says "That's crazy".
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #2901 on: February 11, 2019, 10:16:30 PM »
Not pictures off camera, a 40 of Captain Morgan, and a case of Bud Light.

Damn Russian spies spilling old GMD secrets.....
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #2902 on: February 12, 2019, 04:47:38 AM »
Not pictures off camera, a 40 of Captain Morgan, and a case of Bud Light.

Damn Russian spies spilling old GMD secrets.....

FAKE NEWS!
That's a word salad - and take it from me, I know word salad
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #2903 on: February 12, 2019, 09:28:19 AM »
"Gang a bong, get it on!"

I never stuck around when they played 'leap frog' at parties.  Stupid me.
...going along with Dragon Attack's Queen thread has been like taking a free class in Queen knowledge. Where else are you gonna find info like that?!

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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #2904 on: February 13, 2019, 08:43:55 AM »
Gotta hand this one to the Count.....you'r e up!


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