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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #2765 on: December 01, 2018, 08:24:44 AM »
Sesame Street...

E is part of penis, I haven't had in years.
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #2766 on: December 01, 2018, 08:27:18 AM »
I have to get to the post office. This is my first E-mail.
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would have thought the same thing but seeing the OP was TAC i immediately thought Maiden or DT related
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #2767 on: December 01, 2018, 09:31:50 AM »
Not pictured:  MC Hammer sitting next to her, holding the number '2' at the science fair

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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #2768 on: December 01, 2018, 09:55:03 AM »
Phyllis is dealing in e to make ends meet.
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #2769 on: December 01, 2018, 10:20:17 AM »
Your Grandmas slept with so many men.....she’s now rated ‘E’ for everyone....
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #2770 on: December 02, 2018, 11:06:48 PM »
"I'm just a simple one point human Scrabble card.  I'll give you a blowjob to get up to a 'Q' value."
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #2771 on: December 04, 2018, 08:24:40 AM »
Quote from: gmillerdrake on December 01, 2018, 10:20:17 AM
Your Grandmas slept with so many men.....she’s now rated ‘E’ for everyone....
lol

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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #2772 on: December 04, 2018, 09:36:15 AM »
Thanks Hef!  :tup


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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #2773 on: December 04, 2018, 09:49:42 AM »
 :lol

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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #2774 on: December 04, 2018, 09:57:34 AM »
Not pictured... Santa's flame-thrower.
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #2775 on: December 04, 2018, 11:22:58 AM »
After hours reverse cowboy
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #2776 on: December 04, 2018, 11:37:44 AM »
Premise for Toy Story 5: Santa's Workshop

The War on Christmas escalates as the decorations fight back

Nope, he can't laugh and play just the same as you and me.
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #2777 on: December 04, 2018, 12:12:29 PM »
Pornhub search: Holidays
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #2778 on: December 04, 2018, 12:25:21 PM »
The position is known as a "Reverse Rudolph."
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #2779 on: December 04, 2018, 12:39:54 PM »
Five seconds earlier .... "Hey Frosty, does this smell like chloroform?"
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #2780 on: December 04, 2018, 06:53:40 PM »




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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #2781 on: December 04, 2018, 09:10:13 PM »
"Santa's calling it! For the first time in his career, Frosty The Snowman loses via knockout!"
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #2782 on: December 04, 2018, 10:00:29 PM »
HCWI.

Hot Chocolate Under Influence.
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #2783 on: December 04, 2018, 10:19:49 PM »
Quote from: kingshmegland on December 04, 2018, 10:00:29 PM
HCWI.

Hot Chocolate Under Influence.

Jesus... you typo your own acronym!?!
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #2784 on: December 04, 2018, 11:29:08 PM »
Gone wild in the seasonal aisle
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #2785 on: December 05, 2018, 06:05:58 AM »
For we've always seen the carrot, but never the pickle

"Oh dear, it's really like passing through a chimney!"

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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #2786 on: December 05, 2018, 09:01:19 AM »
Frosty loves a good blowjob from Santa.
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #2787 on: December 05, 2018, 09:58:51 AM »
Damnit, Angelo! I told you not to let Simmons set up the holiday displays.
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #2788 on: December 05, 2018, 10:11:18 AM »
Humpity hump hump, humpity hump hump, look at Frosty go...
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #2789 on: December 05, 2018, 10:13:17 AM »
Santa gets relief after a Veet mishap.
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #2790 on: December 05, 2018, 12:31:30 PM »
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HCWI.

Hot Chocolate Under Influence.

Jesus... you typo your own acronym!?!

Holy shit

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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #2791 on: December 06, 2018, 06:45:14 AM »
There were a few good ones out there.....but, I can totally see a manager/employee having this conversation. Especially with today’s workforce.


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Damnit, Angelo! I told you not to let Simmons set up the holiday displays.

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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #2792 on: December 06, 2018, 08:51:13 AM »
Cool beans!

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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #2793 on: December 06, 2018, 08:58:04 AM »
Mullets really do bring in all the pu$$y
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #2794 on: December 06, 2018, 09:02:56 AM »
Cat on the left: How his hair is so shiny and curly? I'm soooo jealous. Gonna piss in his shoe in the night...
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #2795 on: December 06, 2018, 09:29:31 AM »
Swear to God, if this cmotherfucker nuzzles me one more time, then Christmas or no Christmas, it's his ass.
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #2796 on: December 06, 2018, 09:31:47 AM »
"He even focking named us like his last two albums: Load and Reload."
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #2797 on: December 06, 2018, 09:39:05 AM »
Their names??  "Business" on the left, and "Party" on the right.
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #2798 on: December 06, 2018, 09:48:50 AM »
Not Pictured: Chris Hanson waiting behind the tree with a camera crew....
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #2799 on: December 06, 2018, 12:52:59 PM »
Reginald practices his 'shocker' technique in the most peculiar places.
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