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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #2030 on: April 06, 2018, 07:31:56 AM »
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #2031 on: April 06, 2018, 08:15:55 AM »
"I challenge you to a duel to the death, Mattress Man!"
Can you imagine some alien race comes to a large nebula they've never seen before, and it just turns out it's the Federation's dumping ground for space-smile?
And TAC can suck it  :biggrin:, this is heavy in all the right places.  :tup

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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #2032 on: April 06, 2018, 09:37:14 AM »
This is what happens if you take away all the guns
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #2033 on: April 08, 2018, 07:28:04 PM »
Guys there were a couple in this batch that got me.....but none more than this one


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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #2034 on: April 11, 2018, 08:39:28 AM »
Paging Kingshmegland.....Kingshmegland....you have a telephone call at the front desk.
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #2035 on: April 13, 2018, 07:57:13 PM »
Thanks to a PM from Gary I woke up.   Lol. Good luck with this pick!



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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #2036 on: April 13, 2018, 08:00:10 PM »
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #2037 on: April 13, 2018, 08:07:50 PM »
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #2038 on: April 13, 2018, 08:17:24 PM »
Who says Concentration Camps And Dragons are for geeks?
would have thought the same thing but seeing the OP was TAC i immediately thought Maiden or DT related
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #2039 on: April 13, 2018, 08:47:18 PM »
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #2040 on: April 13, 2018, 10:20:51 PM »
Hmm, can't tell if that's the PS3rd Reich, or the SS-Box

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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #2041 on: April 13, 2018, 10:43:15 PM »
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #2042 on: April 14, 2018, 05:16:06 AM »
"Zat Zelda is sooch a karakter."

Origin of the phrase "like a boss"
Can you imagine some alien race comes to a large nebula they've never seen before, and it just turns out it's the Federation's dumping ground for space-smile?
And TAC can suck it  :biggrin:, this is heavy in all the right places.  :tup

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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #2043 on: April 14, 2018, 08:37:35 AM »
"Leroy Jenkinschtein!"

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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #2044 on: April 14, 2018, 08:46:04 AM »
Can you imagine some alien race comes to a large nebula they've never seen before, and it just turns out it's the Federation's dumping ground for space-smile?
And TAC can suck it  :biggrin:, this is heavy in all the right places.  :tup

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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #2045 on: April 14, 2018, 09:30:25 AM »
Anyone know the cheat code for instantaneous cloud of mustard gas?
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #2046 on: April 14, 2018, 10:27:23 AM »
Ja, here isht vere I get meine decizions. Meine borcelain turtle.
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #2047 on: April 14, 2018, 03:03:03 PM »
Just because someone plays video games all day does not mean they are going to grow up and be a menace to society.
would have thought the same thing but seeing the OP was TAC i immediately thought Maiden or DT related
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #2048 on: April 15, 2018, 06:45:42 AM »
Tell me more about the powers of this red shell......
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #2049 on: April 15, 2018, 08:58:13 AM »
I hope for her sake the chick on his left out of frame is blonde...

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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #2050 on: April 15, 2018, 09:55:28 AM »
Is it delivery of Digiorno?
would have thought the same thing but seeing the OP was TAC i immediately thought Maiden or DT related
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #2051 on: April 16, 2018, 02:23:58 PM »
Tell me more about the powers of this red shell......

Winna!! I laughed out loud at this one.  Gary, you're up!
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #2052 on: April 17, 2018, 06:37:39 AM »
Wow....thanks Joe. Im out of pocket most of today so Ill try to get a pic up the second I can
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #2053 on: April 17, 2018, 02:12:42 PM »
I don't give a shit if the round is over...

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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #2054 on: April 17, 2018, 05:49:25 PM »
Sorry for the delay.....Thanks again Joe  :tup




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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #2055 on: April 17, 2018, 06:23:50 PM »
What ever happened to Billy Barty?
would have thought the same thing but seeing the OP was TAC i immediately thought Maiden or DT related
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #2056 on: April 17, 2018, 06:57:44 PM »
Chuckie in the witness relocation program.
Can you imagine some alien race comes to a large nebula they've never seen before, and it just turns out it's the Federation's dumping ground for space-smile?
And TAC can suck it  :biggrin:, this is heavy in all the right places.  :tup

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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #2057 on: April 17, 2018, 07:31:55 PM »
OOOOWWWWWWEEEEENNNNNNN! OOOOOWWWWWWEEEEENNNNNNN!
would have thought the same thing but seeing the OP was TAC i immediately thought Maiden or DT related
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #2058 on: April 18, 2018, 09:54:08 PM »
Trumps mother was recently seen about town.
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #2059 on: April 21, 2018, 04:34:31 PM »
Even if you can still go out, sometimes you just shouldnt.
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