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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #1575 on: December 27, 2017, 09:53:13 AM »
Could you move that third pickle a little lower so I can see your tits?
would have thought the same thing but seeing the OP was TAC i immediately thought Maiden or DT related
Winger Theater Forums........or WTF.  ;D
TAC got a higher score than me in the electronic round? Honestly, can I just drop out now? :lol

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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #1576 on: December 27, 2017, 10:08:50 AM »
Not the pickle he wants you to tickle.

Is that a Ginsu?
That's a word salad - and take it from me, I know word salad
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #1577 on: December 27, 2017, 10:17:45 AM »
Do I smell Sushi?
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #1578 on: December 27, 2017, 11:14:48 AM »
It’s amazing what a guy will do to get his pickle wet.
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #1579 on: December 27, 2017, 02:34:06 PM »
There is a queue to come bury ones troubles with Lisa

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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #1580 on: December 28, 2017, 01:13:03 PM »
'I've gotten facials from your pickle dozens of times.  Deal with it!'
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #1581 on: December 28, 2017, 01:32:49 PM »
'I've gotten facials from your pickle dozens of times.  Deal with it!'
Nasty. You win!
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #1582 on: December 28, 2017, 10:46:47 PM »
Good to end the year with an almost instant winner from a classy caption :D

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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #1583 on: December 29, 2017, 06:13:42 AM »
<How the hell are we supposed to caption something so cute!?!?!?>

Millie does not enjoy anal.
That's a word salad - and take it from me, I know word salad
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #1584 on: December 29, 2017, 07:10:37 AM »
*beep beep beep beep beep be-* [snooze]

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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #1585 on: December 29, 2017, 09:11:16 AM »
Sniffing a$$es and licking balls all day really takes it out of you
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #1586 on: December 29, 2017, 03:03:33 PM »
<How the hell are we supposed to caption something so cute!?!?!?>

I know, I know....but I am never, ever disappointed at the cleverness and wit that arises from DTFers when given a challenge

Millie does not enjoy anal.

Or, we go with this route :lol
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #1587 on: December 29, 2017, 03:07:53 PM »
Geez, only 6 hours ago, you looked so hot.
would have thought the same thing but seeing the OP was TAC i immediately thought Maiden or DT related
Winger Theater Forums........or WTF.  ;D
TAC got a higher score than me in the electronic round? Honestly, can I just drop out now? :lol

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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #1588 on: December 29, 2017, 05:21:47 PM »
Bitches be nappin
That's a word salad - and take it from me, I know word salad
I fear for the day when something happens on the right that is SO nuts that even Stadler says "That's crazy".
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #1589 on: December 29, 2017, 06:11:13 PM »
That’s one limp Cocker!
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #1590 on: December 30, 2017, 08:19:41 AM »
A dog dreaming about pussy.
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #1591 on: December 31, 2017, 09:36:25 AM »
Geez, only 6 hours ago, you looked so hot.

With NY Eve parties coming up (and the morning to follow), this was the direction I was looking at.

Way to end the year, Tim.  You're up.

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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #1592 on: December 31, 2017, 11:14:25 AM »
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would have thought the same thing but seeing the OP was TAC i immediately thought Maiden or DT related
Winger Theater Forums........or WTF.  ;D
TAC got a higher score than me in the electronic round? Honestly, can I just drop out now? :lol

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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #1593 on: December 31, 2017, 11:23:17 AM »
Dare Dorm disappointments
That's a word salad - and take it from me, I know word salad
I fear for the day when something happens on the right that is SO nuts that even Stadler says "That's crazy".
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #1594 on: December 31, 2017, 11:30:17 AM »
"Where's your other hand?"
"Between two pillows."

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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #1595 on: December 31, 2017, 01:43:26 PM »
"I had a dream
When I was young
A dream of sweet illusion....."
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #1596 on: December 31, 2017, 01:53:29 PM »
Probably me in a few hours.
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #1597 on: December 31, 2017, 02:17:27 PM »
Rubber duckface, you're the one... you make bath time lots of fun

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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #1598 on: December 31, 2017, 03:46:49 PM »
"Hey, Dragon Attack.....seems TAC is done for the night.  You up for anything?"
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #1599 on: December 31, 2017, 04:24:13 PM »
The surface of One of the porcelain bathroom fixtures seen in this image harbor multiple strands of STDs. Care to guess which one?
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #1600 on: January 03, 2018, 12:58:15 PM »
Photographer currently serving 3 to 5.

Kid in toilet won't remember a moment of what could have been the greatest moment of his life.

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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #1601 on: January 03, 2018, 07:14:12 PM »
Let's fucking go! You guys suck. Your captions at this awesome pic are like passing out on the toilet with a tubful of naked girls nearby.
would have thought the same thing but seeing the OP was TAC i immediately thought Maiden or DT related
Winger Theater Forums........or WTF.  ;D
TAC got a higher score than me in the electronic round? Honestly, can I just drop out now? :lol

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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #1602 on: January 03, 2018, 08:03:06 PM »
TAC, circa 1980-something.  A wild boy he was not, telling the girls (on film) that he didn't want their love, despite being hungry like a wolf, his gag reflex had kicked into overdrive, and he saved all his prayers for the porcelain prince.  After this night, he was notorious.
That's a word salad - and take it from me, I know word salad
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #1603 on: January 03, 2018, 08:20:33 PM »
Talk about hitting the wrong hole.
I don't like country music, but I don't mean to denigrate those who do. And for the people who like country music, denigrate means 'put down'.” - Bob Newhart
So wait, we're spelling it wrong and king is spelling it right? What is going on here? :lol -- BlobVanDam
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #1604 on: January 03, 2018, 08:22:27 PM »
Talk about hitting the wrong hole.


Bingo! There we go...





....and nice effort J Boy. I liked it.




Joe, you're up!
would have thought the same thing but seeing the OP was TAC i immediately thought Maiden or DT related
Winger Theater Forums........or WTF.  ;D
TAC got a higher score than me in the electronic round? Honestly, can I just drop out now? :lol

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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #1605 on: January 03, 2018, 08:33:37 PM »
Here you go!

I don't like country music, but I don't mean to denigrate those who do. And for the people who like country music, denigrate means 'put down'.” - Bob Newhart
So wait, we're spelling it wrong and king is spelling it right? What is going on here? :lol -- BlobVanDam
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #1606 on: January 03, 2018, 08:36:45 PM »
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #1607 on: January 03, 2018, 08:45:38 PM »
Not a caption but I loved Richard Jeni. I remember being saddened by his suicide.
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #1608 on: January 03, 2018, 08:47:24 PM »
'Last time I ever hold a drink for you, Teddy.  I'm not used to doing this left-handed.'
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #1609 on: January 03, 2018, 08:55:13 PM »
'Last time I ever hold a drink for you, Teddy.  I'm not used to doing this left-handed.'

 :lol
would have thought the same thing but seeing the OP was TAC i immediately thought Maiden or DT related
Winger Theater Forums........or WTF.  ;D
TAC got a higher score than me in the electronic round? Honestly, can I just drop out now? :lol