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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #70 on: February 14, 2017, 09:16:45 PM »
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #71 on: February 15, 2017, 10:35:03 PM »
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #72 on: February 16, 2017, 05:49:57 AM »
Thanks.

 Hey Gang.. My father in law passed away yesterday. I'm traveling and there is no way I can attend to this for the next several days. Can someone help me out here? Thanks.
So sorry Temp. I'll put one up
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #73 on: February 16, 2017, 05:52:05 AM »
I give you, a humble man...

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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #74 on: February 16, 2017, 05:59:14 AM »
Sorry to hear that Temp!


Oh, and Tick, this is the Caption thread, NOT the Post Your Picture thread!
would have thought the same thing but seeing the OP was TAC i immediately thought Maiden or DT related
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #75 on: February 16, 2017, 06:10:37 AM »
Thanks.

 Hey Gang.. My father in law passed away yesterday. I'm traveling and there is no way I can attend to this for the next several days. Can someone help me out here? Thanks.

Temp, so sorry for your loss.
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #76 on: February 16, 2017, 12:06:43 PM »
Sorry to hear that Temp!


Oh, and Tick, this is the Caption thread, NOT the Post Your Picture thread!
I took this from a female Facebook friend who posts these ridiculous pics of her boyfriend. I said, yeah I can have fun with this one.
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #77 on: February 16, 2017, 06:35:51 PM »
WAIT!  WHERES MY TRAMP STAMP?
I don't like country music, but I don't mean to denigrate those who do. And for the people who like country music, denigrate means 'put down'.” - Bob Newhart
So wait, we're spelling it wrong and king is spelling it right? What is going on here? :lol -- BlobVanDam
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #78 on: February 16, 2017, 07:16:47 PM »
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #79 on: February 16, 2017, 07:27:13 PM »
Backstage at the Douchebag Of The Year Awards.
would have thought the same thing but seeing the OP was TAC i immediately thought Maiden or DT related
Winger Theater Forums........or WTF.  ;D
TAC got a higher score than me in the electronic round? Honestly, can I just drop out now? :lol

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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #80 on: February 16, 2017, 08:20:49 PM »
'I had to take this on my 'underwear, day two' routine, when they're inside out.' :facepalm:
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« Reply #81 on: February 16, 2017, 08:30:48 PM »
That douche is as bland as his shower curtain.
I don't like country music, but I don't mean to denigrate those who do. And for the people who like country music, denigrate means 'put down'.” - Bob Newhart
So wait, we're spelling it wrong and king is spelling it right? What is going on here? :lol -- BlobVanDam
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #82 on: February 17, 2017, 12:14:32 PM »
The Bathroom Sink Stick Up Gang strikes yet again. 
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #83 on: February 17, 2017, 12:41:19 PM »
'I had to take this on my 'underwear, day two' routine, when they're inside out.' :facepalm:
:lol :rollin
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #84 on: February 17, 2017, 04:35:13 PM »
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #85 on: February 18, 2017, 08:47:40 AM »
'I had to take this on my 'underwear, day two' routine, when they're inside out.' :facepalm:
If I'm picking a winner for TV then this is it! Seriously made me laugh.  :tup
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #86 on: February 18, 2017, 09:41:18 AM »
I'll post something in a couple of hours, if there are no objections.  (kind of a bittersweet win if it stands)
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #87 on: February 18, 2017, 10:02:08 AM »
I'll post something in a couple of hours, if there are no objections.  (kind of a bittersweet win if it stands)
Why, is it Day 2 for you too? ;D
would have thought the same thing but seeing the OP was TAC i immediately thought Maiden or DT related
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #88 on: February 18, 2017, 10:14:13 AM »
 :lol

(I just want to make sure it's OK)
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #89 on: February 18, 2017, 11:53:22 AM »
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #90 on: February 18, 2017, 12:46:01 PM »
Obviously a couple of contestants from the fashion show getting a bite before the event starts.
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #91 on: February 18, 2017, 02:55:13 PM »
I'd love to see the female side of the building.
would have thought the same thing but seeing the OP was TAC i immediately thought Maiden or DT related
Winger Theater Forums........or WTF.  ;D
TAC got a higher score than me in the electronic round? Honestly, can I just drop out now? :lol

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« Reply #92 on: February 18, 2017, 04:16:52 PM »
I hope that's mayo on those hot dogs and not something else...
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #93 on: February 18, 2017, 04:46:03 PM »
Man I love that position.
I don't like country music, but I don't mean to denigrate those who do. And for the people who like country music, denigrate means 'put down'.” - Bob Newhart
So wait, we're spelling it wrong and king is spelling it right? What is going on here? :lol -- BlobVanDam
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #94 on: February 18, 2017, 05:01:09 PM »
Man I love that position.

Yeah, the position of ordering a hot dog maybe! ;D
would have thought the same thing but seeing the OP was TAC i immediately thought Maiden or DT related
Winger Theater Forums........or WTF.  ;D
TAC got a higher score than me in the electronic round? Honestly, can I just drop out now? :lol

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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #95 on: February 18, 2017, 05:02:34 PM »
"Hot dogs? No, we don't have no hot dogs! We sell anal toys for when you're lying on your side and have mustard on your butt. Where did you ever get THAT idea?!"

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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #96 on: February 18, 2017, 05:10:07 PM »
Um..I'd like to order the #2.
would have thought the same thing but seeing the OP was TAC i immediately thought Maiden or DT related
Winger Theater Forums........or WTF.  ;D
TAC got a higher score than me in the electronic round? Honestly, can I just drop out now? :lol

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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #97 on: February 18, 2017, 05:10:22 PM »
Man I love that position.

Yeah, the position of ordering a hot dog maybe! ;D

Use your perverted mind for once old man!
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #98 on: February 18, 2017, 05:14:17 PM »
Reminds me of the time I drank a whiskey all night with a team of Special Forces Soldiers who had been deployed for a three years. Still got a hitch in my step.....
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #99 on: February 18, 2017, 05:15:40 PM »
Kids meal comes with a choice of beads or plug.
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #100 on: February 18, 2017, 05:16:38 PM »
Excuse me waiter, my Mustard tastes a bit salty?
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #101 on: February 18, 2017, 05:18:03 PM »
...oh, and super size it.
would have thought the same thing but seeing the OP was TAC i immediately thought Maiden or DT related
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #102 on: February 20, 2017, 01:50:13 PM »
I'm wondering what the front door of this establishment looks like, as I love the back door (ya got nothin' to lose).....

anyhoo

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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #103 on: February 20, 2017, 01:58:33 PM »
Why Thanks Joe  :metal   



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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #104 on: February 20, 2017, 02:51:51 PM »
Not pictured: their disappointed parents
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