Author Topic: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW) (Read 209112 times)

TAC · « **Reply #945 on:** July 03, 2017, 02:18:08 PM »

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TAC · « **Reply #946 on:** July 03, 2017, 02:26:27 PM »

jingle.boy · « **Reply #947 on:** July 03, 2017, 03:20:14 PM »

goddamned, I can't even reply that this jpg link aint' workin

Or, apparently I can.

"Easy, tiger. This is a 404 page.
You are totally in the wrong place. Do not pass GO; do not collect $200."

TheSilentHam · « **Reply #948 on:** July 03, 2017, 04:37:28 PM »

This little piggy says "Look me in the eyeliner and say that again"

King Postwhore · « **Reply #949 on:** July 03, 2017, 04:40:51 PM »

Flashing The Triple Decker Burger Gang sign.

DragonAttack · « **Reply #950 on:** July 05, 2017, 07:32:46 AM »

"I'm going to close the Jersey public beaches for two..., no..., make that three days, so I can get some sun."

gmillerdrake · « **Reply #951 on:** July 05, 2017, 07:50:38 AM »

Here the latest 'it' rapper.....Goth Buddah......snaps a selfie prior to his first Mall concert...

SwedishGoose · « **Reply #952 on:** July 05, 2017, 10:42:05 AM »

Make that three roasted pigs.... and hurry up, I'm starving!!!

jingle.boy · « **Reply #953 on:** July 05, 2017, 10:48:31 AM »

NWO for Life.

This is what The Shocker looks like when your digits are mid-sized Johnsonville's that don't bend so good.

Snow Dog · « **Reply #954 on:** July 05, 2017, 02:08:01 PM »

Where "Black Forest ham" comes from

TempusVox · « **Reply #955 on:** July 05, 2017, 08:29:25 PM »

Bernice takes a picture of her "stanky fingers" for her Tumblr account.

TAC · « **Reply #956 on:** July 05, 2017, 09:09:31 PM »

Quote from: kingshmegland on July 03, 2017, 04:40:51 PM

Flashing The Triple Decker Burger Gang sign.

I'll be out of commission tomorrow. Going to wrap this up right now.

Joe, you're up.

King Postwhore · « **Reply #957 on:** July 11, 2017, 08:13:23 PM »

Nice PM Tim.

I'll look for a pic now.

TAC · « **Reply #958 on:** July 11, 2017, 08:21:02 PM »

King Postwhore · « **Reply #959 on:** July 11, 2017, 08:26:12 PM »

TAC · « **Reply #960 on:** July 11, 2017, 08:29:31 PM »

What do you get when you cross a henhouse with a whorehouse?

King Postwhore · « **Reply #961 on:** July 11, 2017, 08:30:47 PM »

Me
Kingshmegland - 140
gmillerdrake - 95
TempusVox- 88
Tick - 67
Bosk1- 65
jingle.boy - 61
lonestar- 49
TAC - 42
Zydar - 34
Adami - 32
contest_sanity - 30
Rumborak - 30
LeeHarveyKennedy - 28
BlobVanDam - 28
The Silent Ham - 28
Dr. DTVT - 23
TheCountOfNYC - 20
DragonAttack - 18
YtseBitsySpider - 18
Eric42434224 - 17
Cool Chris - 16
Podaar - 16
Sir GuitarCozmo - 15

Not Me
Guitarded - 14
yorost - 14
Nick - 13
Zerogravityfat - 13
Snow Dog - 13
Grizz - 12
Cedar-redaC - 11
Durg - 10
El Barto - 10
TimmyHiggy - 10
Xanthul - 9
Ariich - 8
chknptpie - 8
ThroughHerEyesDude6 - 7
Jamesman - 7
ScioPath - 5
Emindead - 5
Wolfking - 5
vtgrad - 5
hefdaddy42 - 4
Dark Master Of Sin - 4
AwakeFromOctavarium - 4
Mizzl - 4
Scorpion - 4
Onno - 4
Prog Snob - 4
SwedishGoose - 4
jonnybaxy - 3
Lucien - 3
DebraKadabra - 3
Progmonster - 3
Sonaticafanica - 3
Ruba - 3
Kotowboy - 3
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Cthrubuoy - 2
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? - 2
Randaran - 2
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Splent - 2
Soupytwist -2

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jingle.boy · « **Reply #962 on:** July 11, 2017, 08:36:07 PM »

Smoke 'em if you got 'em.

Guy Fieri's bathroom.

Read 'em and weep girls... straight flush.

DragonAttack · « **Reply #963 on:** July 11, 2017, 08:46:46 PM »

I told you I had four naked chicks over in my hot tub at the same time....and you didn't believe me.....

TAC · « **Reply #964 on:** July 11, 2017, 08:51:17 PM »

Kingshmegland, this is the Caption Thread, not the What Are You Having For Dinner Thread.

TAC · « **Reply #965 on:** July 11, 2017, 08:52:18 PM »

Michael Wilton, Eddie Jackson, Scott Rockenfield, and Parker Lundgren all trying to figure out what to do next.

TempusVox · « **Reply #966 on:** July 11, 2017, 10:02:43 PM »

"Okay, so here's the story again...I was livin' on this farm commune in upstate NY at the time. There was plenty to eat, and I was spendin' most of my time just peckin' for food, and chasin' hens...when one day this one asshole hippy loaded a bunch of us onto a truck, and dropped us off at an egg processing plant. It was okay there...a bit crowded, and they made us guys bang a bunch of broads we wouldn't otherwise bang...but they kept sayin' they needed more egg layin' stock...so we was just glad to get the work...I mean my pecker was sore all the time, but at least I was gettin' laid, and the chow was a lot nicer than at the commune...besides work is work and we was damn glad to have it..so fugedaboudit! Anyways...I'd just finished with my shift, and I was tired...I remember I'd just got done bangin' this hen that had one wing shorter than the other one. And all she did when we was bangin' was she'd cluck once in a while...a real dead lay, ya know? But I remember she was the last one for the day..and I remember I had to pull out and whack off for a few minutes just so's I could finish...Ya know, you'd think they wouldn't want some of these hens layin' brood eggs cuz they'd have bad offspring, but whatta I know? I just worked there. Anyway...these two assholes were standing there with clipboards countin' hens...and I was tryin' to peck out a meal before I literally hit the hay; and I heard these two jokers arguing about the Yankee's and the Mets...You'ze guys know I'm a huge Mets fan...so one of them was going on some nonsense about Doc Gooden...so I just strutted up and said..."No, no, no...you got it all wrong...Dwight Gooden had 276 strikeouts in 1984 when he was just 19."
Well you'd a thought I'd hit em both in the face with a shovel! One of 'em started freakin out yellin about " A talkin' chicken!" And the other one was all freakin' out that I was right. First off...I'm a God damn rooster! And 2nd, I know my Mets!
Anyway...next thing you know they called the owner and he came down and we chatted for a while...then somebody said I probably needed to hire an agent...then it was Good Morning America...then I went to the UK and was on Graham Norton...then the Tonight Show with Fallon! He's a funny motherfucker...and a Mets fan too! Next thing ya know...I got money pourin' in, got this big assed house...and this here hot tub!"

jingle.boy · « **Reply #967 on:** July 12, 2017, 05:45:57 AM »

Quote from: TempusVox on July 11, 2017, 10:02:43 PM

*knew there was gonna be a Dwight Gooden reference in there*

TV... this is the CAPTION thread, not the NOVELETTE thread.

Back to the captions

This is where homo roosters are put out to pasture.

DragonAttack · « **Reply #968 on:** July 12, 2017, 08:25:56 AM »

"Ya know, when he said 'It's 'shake and bake' time', I thought he was talking about music and dancing."

Tick · « **Reply #969 on:** July 12, 2017, 08:48:40 AM »

"When is the last time you guys got head?"

Podaar · « **Reply #970 on:** July 12, 2017, 08:52:23 AM »

Mike: "So, I guess I'll be seeing all yous' guys in Fruita this year?"

TheCountOfNYC · « **Reply #971 on:** July 12, 2017, 12:03:31 PM »

The recipe said to let the chicken chill in the sink for an hour.

King Postwhore · « **Reply #972 on:** July 14, 2017, 01:10:38 PM »

Quote from: DragonAttack on July 11, 2017, 08:46:46 PM

I told you I had four naked chicks over in my hot tub at the same time....and you didn't believe me.....

Winna!!

DragonAttack · « **Reply #973 on:** July 14, 2017, 06:37:18 PM »

Thank you, king (I thought the Count pulled one out at the end...)

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Durg - 10
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Jamesman - 7
ScioPath - 5
Emindead - 5
Wolfking - 5
vtgrad - 5
hefdaddy42 - 4
Dark Master Of Sin - 4
AwakeFromOctavarium - 4
Mizzl - 4
Scorpion - 4
Onno - 4
Prog Snob - 4
SwedishGoose - 4
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Lucien - 3
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Sonaticafanica - 3
Ruba - 3
Kotowboy - 3
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Splent - 2
Soupytwist -2

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Cool Chris · « **Reply #974 on:** July 14, 2017, 07:47:00 PM »

At what became known as the Tennis Ball Massacre, local law enforcement agents were stumped as to who could have perpetrated such a heinous act, until they spotted the calling card of the international crime lord known only as "Chino."

King Postwhore · « **Reply #975 on:** July 14, 2017, 08:26:38 PM »

Donkey Kong wins again.

TAC · « **Reply #976 on:** July 14, 2017, 08:49:11 PM »

gmillerdrake · « **Reply #977 on:** July 14, 2017, 11:27:43 PM »

Fault

TempusVox · « **Reply #978 on:** July 15, 2017, 12:03:56 AM »

"Would someone PLEASE take the car keys away from Venus??"

TempusVox · « **Reply #979 on:** July 15, 2017, 12:11:03 AM »

Quote from: jingle.boy on July 12, 2017, 05:45:57 AM

Quote from: TempusVox on July 11, 2017, 10:02:43 PM
*knew there was gonna be a Dwight Gooden reference in there*

TV... this is the CAPTION thread, not the NOVELETTE thread

Aww come on...that was some funny shit.

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Author Topic: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW) (Read 209112 times)