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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #805 on: June 14, 2017, 09:42:36 AM »
Where will she find room for both..........the pizza and the flowers on that vespa?



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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #806 on: June 14, 2017, 10:19:11 AM »
It's a good thing for that chick that she has nice coconuts because at least in that picture, she isn't very attractive at all.
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #807 on: June 14, 2017, 10:38:01 AM »
2nd PM sent to the Count.

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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #808 on: June 14, 2017, 10:56:21 AM »
Quote from: Cool Chris on June 14, 2017, 10:19:11 AM
It's a good thing for that chick that she has nice coconuts because at least in that picture, she isn't very attractive at all.

Maybe your stable is full of thoroughbreds but I see nothing at all wrong with her face....granted, I only saw it on the 4th viewing.
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #809 on: June 14, 2017, 01:23:28 PM »
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #810 on: June 14, 2017, 01:34:09 PM »
Test audience for The Astonishing.
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would have thought the same thing but seeing the OP was TAC i immediately thought Maiden or DT related
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #811 on: June 14, 2017, 01:34:17 PM »
ERMAHGERD!  SPLERSH MERNTERN!
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #812 on: June 14, 2017, 01:57:59 PM »
Mikey's Taco Bell seven layer burrito decides to make a sudden reappearance.
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #813 on: June 14, 2017, 02:20:13 PM »
Quote from: TAC on June 14, 2017, 01:34:09 PM
Test audience for The Astonishing.

And that's me in the middle as I follow along with the lyrics for the first time.
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #814 on: June 14, 2017, 02:21:31 PM »
What really happened to Cuthbert, Roland, and Alain at Jericho Hill.
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #815 on: June 14, 2017, 02:30:57 PM »
I laughed.  I cried.  It became a part of meme.
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #816 on: June 14, 2017, 09:38:52 PM »
The direct to DVD "Encino Man II: Summer of Fun" was a horrible flop.
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #817 on: June 14, 2017, 10:02:30 PM »
Gravity, bitches.

Garrison hoped to bag his first menage by demonstrating his machismo at the simplest of thrill rides. He did "his best" to stay calm cool and collected.  At the end of the ride, Mickey reminded him that "losers wine about their best".  Instead, Mickey went home and fucked the prom queen.
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #818 on: June 14, 2017, 10:47:55 PM »
See No Pu$$y, Feel No Pu$$y, Taste No Pu$$y
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #819 on: June 15, 2017, 02:08:13 AM »
The Devolution Chute.
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #820 on: June 15, 2017, 09:41:45 PM »
"Jim Carey, Michael Cera, and Sandra Bernhard go to an amusement park together..." -THE BEGINNING OF THE SCIENTIFICALLY CALCULATED, ALL -TIME, WORLDS WORST JOKE
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #821 on: June 16, 2017, 09:58:41 AM »
Trump the ride
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #822 on: June 16, 2017, 11:09:57 PM »
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Trump the ride

A late addition takes it. You're up!
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #823 on: June 17, 2017, 12:32:08 AM »
Bethy couldn't understand how an hour a day on a treadmill would help her loose weight but she was willing to try.
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #824 on: June 17, 2017, 09:12:04 AM »
Update.
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #825 on: June 17, 2017, 09:50:53 AM »
Next...
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #826 on: June 17, 2017, 11:09:28 AM »
When Chelsea Handler gets panty raided
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #827 on: June 17, 2017, 11:52:23 AM »
Even washed, Trumps laundry is toxic
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #828 on: June 17, 2017, 05:52:36 PM »
After leaving Dream Theater, the remains of MP's career were finally found.
« Last Edit: June 19, 2017, 03:33:46 PM by TAC »
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would have thought the same thing but seeing the OP was TAC i immediately thought Maiden or DT related
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Winger Theater Forums........or WTF.  ;D
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #829 on: June 17, 2017, 06:12:24 PM »
"I'm the one who washes."
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #830 on: June 17, 2017, 06:39:44 PM »
His mother will be upset that he did not put on his clean underwear.
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Winger Theater Forums........or WTF.  ;D
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #831 on: June 17, 2017, 08:57:18 PM »
Authorities recover the remains of a child apparently locked all this time in the "Let's Play Doctor Room" at Neverland Ranch.
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #832 on: June 17, 2017, 09:41:23 PM »
Cleanup crew after Mia Khalifa's naked Twister party.
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #833 on: June 17, 2017, 11:19:25 PM »
Pampered 'til the end....
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #834 on: June 18, 2017, 08:40:12 AM »
After some deliberation, "History" finally conceded and hired a clean up crew to go and remove what was left of decency from the American Congress.
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #835 on: June 18, 2017, 08:45:08 AM »
The secret hideaway of Rear Admiral Underpants.
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #836 on: June 18, 2017, 08:46:59 AM »
Violent crimes against babysitters.
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #837 on: June 19, 2017, 03:25:15 PM »
Outbreak 2:  Don't forget the laundry
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #838 on: June 20, 2017, 08:37:00 AM »
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Winner!
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #839 on: June 20, 2017, 09:33:58 AM »
*taps throat three times*

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