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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #770 on: June 07, 2017, 08:37:45 PM »
Joe, how many fingers smell like pussy?

Joe, how many of the Pats SB trophies are legit?

Joe, how many of Zydar's ho's did you order?

Joe, how many hours until that odour from the bathroom is gone?

Joe, how many hours should we force TAC to listen to Winger for?
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #771 on: June 07, 2017, 08:46:14 PM »
 :lol

These 2 finger are used to scratch my ass.
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I don't like country music, but I don't mean to denigrate those who do. And for the people who like country music, denigrate means 'put down'.” - Bob Newhart
So wait, we're spelling it wrong and king is spelling it right? What is going on here? :lol -- BlobVanDam
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #772 on: June 08, 2017, 06:31:42 AM »
Guess which finger broke through the toilet paper?


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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #773 on: June 08, 2017, 07:17:49 AM »
How much did those butt-ugly glasses cost you?

How many balls can TAC fit in his mouth at one time?

Joe, how many temps did you lose this morning?

Two is the answer; the question is "how many 'pillows' is your left hand between right now?"
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #774 on: June 08, 2017, 12:12:20 PM »

Occupy forever! Long live Obama mother fuckers. Peace.
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #775 on: June 08, 2017, 02:15:41 PM »
Scissors Bitch!
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #776 on: June 08, 2017, 03:40:49 PM »
That would be 2 glasses bitches.

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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #777 on: June 08, 2017, 05:55:49 PM »
Quote from: kingshmegland on June 08, 2017, 03:40:49 PM
That would be 2 glasses bitches.



This is how King would look to Coz if they ever connected on a Thursday. :thursday:
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #778 on: June 08, 2017, 06:07:10 PM »
 

 
How many stars out of 10 would you give Power Windows?
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would have thought the same thing but seeing the OP was TAC i immediately thought Maiden or DT related
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Winger Theater Forums........or WTF.  ;D
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #779 on: June 08, 2017, 06:42:59 PM »
I will have your soul Tim.
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So wait, we're spelling it wrong and king is spelling it right? What is going on here? :lol -- BlobVanDam
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #780 on: June 08, 2017, 06:57:41 PM »
Quote from: kingshmegland on June 08, 2017, 06:42:59 PM
I will have your soul Tim.

 ;D

You know it's two, er..I mean true.
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would have thought the same thing but seeing the OP was TAC i immediately thought Maiden or DT related
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Winger Theater Forums........or WTF.  ;D
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TAC got a higher score than me in the electronic round? Honestly, can I just drop out now? :lol

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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #781 on: June 09, 2017, 06:49:40 AM »
some worthy entries, but this one just has to take it. Winner

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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #782 on: June 09, 2017, 06:52:39 AM »
The correct answer is 5 but soon to be...

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So wait, we're spelling it wrong and king is spelling it right? What is going on here? :lol -- BlobVanDam
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #783 on: June 09, 2017, 07:12:56 AM »
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #784 on: June 09, 2017, 07:13:23 AM »
And today's pic:

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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #785 on: June 09, 2017, 07:14:31 AM »
Love those toppings
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #786 on: June 09, 2017, 07:15:30 AM »
Hawaii has the Canadian Bacon and Pineapple pizza......now Jersey has the Pepperoni, Green Pepper and Watermelon
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #787 on: June 09, 2017, 07:18:49 AM »
What a ride!
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #788 on: June 09, 2017, 07:22:57 AM »
"Nice motorboat... I mean motorcycle..."

"Here's your pizza, complete with the cheese made from your own milk."
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #789 on: June 09, 2017, 07:40:46 AM »
I'm pretty sure I know how this scene ends.....
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #790 on: June 09, 2017, 08:02:35 AM »
The new 2017 Triumph, model DD comes with front air bags. 
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #791 on: June 09, 2017, 04:27:52 PM »
The Eye Contact Game: Expert Edition
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #792 on: June 10, 2017, 08:33:29 AM »
Quote from: gmillerdrake on June 08, 2017, 02:15:41 PM
Scissors Bitch!
Humor is so subjective. This made me laugh.
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #793 on: June 10, 2017, 10:17:43 AM »
Mama Mia Titza pie.
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Quote from: wkiml on June 08, 2012, 10:06:35 AM
would have thought the same thing but seeing the OP was TAC i immediately thought Maiden or DT related
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Winger Theater Forums........or WTF.  ;D
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #794 on: June 10, 2017, 10:36:14 AM »

"Pizza and some motorboat? I mean, motorcycle"
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #795 on: June 10, 2017, 08:14:20 PM »
Foreplay:  You're doing it right.
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #796 on: June 10, 2017, 08:27:35 PM »
Can someone please get those fucking guys out of the picture?
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would have thought the same thing but seeing the OP was TAC i immediately thought Maiden or DT related
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Winger Theater Forums........or WTF.  ;D
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #797 on: June 10, 2017, 08:31:15 PM »
Quote from: TAC on June 10, 2017, 08:27:35 PM
Can someone please get those fucking guys out of the picture?
:lol
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #798 on: June 10, 2017, 08:32:14 PM »
Can someone please get those guys fucking her in the picture?
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #799 on: June 10, 2017, 08:46:35 PM »
2 morons vs. 2 great knockers.
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So wait, we're spelling it wrong and king is spelling it right? What is going on here? :lol -- BlobVanDam
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #800 on: June 12, 2017, 05:12:49 AM »
Quote from: Snow Dog on June 09, 2017, 07:22:57 AM
"Nice motorboat... I mean motorcycle..."

Quote from: Tick on June 10, 2017, 10:36:14 AM
"Pizza and some motorboat? I mean, motorcycle"

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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #801 on: June 12, 2017, 06:18:06 AM »
Yeah, I read that one and just new it was over. Nice job, Count! You really need be careful when typing that sentence.
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #802 on: June 12, 2017, 06:38:24 AM »
Quote from: TAC on June 10, 2017, 08:27:35 PM
Can someone please get those fucking guys out of the picture?
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #803 on: June 12, 2017, 06:40:47 AM »
Quote from: jingle.boy on June 12, 2017, 05:12:49 AM
Quote from: Snow Dog on June 09, 2017, 07:22:57 AM
"Nice motorboat... I mean motorcycle..."

Quote from: Tick on June 10, 2017, 10:36:14 AM
"Pizza and some motorboat? I mean, motorcycle"

Reading threads: You suck at it!



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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #804 on: June 12, 2017, 07:49:12 AM »
It's all good. I just like to be a wise ass and point that out whenever it happens.
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