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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #735 on: June 04, 2017, 05:39:45 PM »
7/8 of him ran down his mother's leg.
I don't like country music, but I don't mean to denigrate those who do. And for the people who like country music, denigrate means 'put down'.” - Bob Newhart
So wait, we're spelling it wrong and king is spelling it right? What is going on here? :lol -- BlobVanDam
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #736 on: June 05, 2017, 09:46:47 PM »
Lead singer of Sumo Queen.

The first Freddie reference got it.

A rebound win at that, TAC

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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #737 on: June 06, 2017, 06:04:14 AM »
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would have thought the same thing but seeing the OP was TAC i immediately thought Maiden or DT related
Winger Theater Forums........or WTF.  ;D
TAC got a higher score than me in the electronic round? Honestly, can I just drop out now? :lol

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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #738 on: June 06, 2017, 06:08:11 AM »
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would have thought the same thing but seeing the OP was TAC i immediately thought Maiden or DT related
Winger Theater Forums........or WTF.  ;D
TAC got a higher score than me in the electronic round? Honestly, can I just drop out now? :lol

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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #739 on: June 06, 2017, 06:37:21 AM »
The four worst words for any man to hear - is it in yet?

I got that bitch a rich fat bastard.  Bitches love rich fat bastards.
That's a word salad - and take it from me, I know word salad
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #740 on: June 06, 2017, 06:50:42 AM »
She's got nothing to worry about with that roof over the tool shed.
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #741 on: June 06, 2017, 06:53:00 AM »
Goddamned strongest steel chair in the history of ever.
That's a word salad - and take it from me, I know word salad
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #742 on: June 06, 2017, 07:44:47 AM »
Buhdda loves raves.
I don't like country music, but I don't mean to denigrate those who do. And for the people who like country music, denigrate means 'put down'.” - Bob Newhart
So wait, we're spelling it wrong and king is spelling it right? What is going on here? :lol -- BlobVanDam
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #743 on: June 06, 2017, 08:35:34 AM »
Jenna always wanted to be a belly dancer
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #744 on: June 06, 2017, 08:40:59 AM »
She's only seventeen - SEVENTEEN!
That's a word salad - and take it from me, I know word salad
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #745 on: June 06, 2017, 09:35:57 AM »
Error 404 - Lap not found.

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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #746 on: June 06, 2017, 11:49:10 AM »
She's only seventeen - SEVENTEEN!

Winger FTW.  :metal
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #747 on: June 06, 2017, 11:59:28 AM »
Dan is not ashamed of his 'outy'.....some people hate their outy belly buttons but Dan dresses his up and has even named it Jaimie.
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #748 on: June 06, 2017, 12:10:34 PM »
would have thought the same thing but seeing the OP was TAC i immediately thought Maiden or DT related
Winger Theater Forums........or WTF.  ;D
TAC got a higher score than me in the electronic round? Honestly, can I just drop out now? :lol

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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #749 on: June 06, 2017, 12:36:54 PM »
Well lookey there....a human hood ornament   
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #750 on: June 06, 2017, 05:10:14 PM »
For my own peace of mind, I pray he has an 'innie' and not an 'outie'.

(and that's no joke!)
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...going along with Dragon Attack's Queen thread has been like taking a free class in Queen knowledge. Where else are you gonna find info like that?!

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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #751 on: June 06, 2017, 05:29:57 PM »
Kuato vacationing on Earth.
I don't like country music, but I don't mean to denigrate those who do. And for the people who like country music, denigrate means 'put down'.” - Bob Newhart
So wait, we're spelling it wrong and king is spelling it right? What is going on here? :lol -- BlobVanDam
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #752 on: June 06, 2017, 05:54:33 PM »
Who is Kuato?
would have thought the same thing but seeing the OP was TAC i immediately thought Maiden or DT related
Winger Theater Forums........or WTF.  ;D
TAC got a higher score than me in the electronic round? Honestly, can I just drop out now? :lol

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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #753 on: June 06, 2017, 05:55:57 PM »
Who is Kuato?

Clearly, Zero Recall from TAC.
That's a word salad - and take it from me, I know word salad
I fear for the day when something happens on the right that is SO nuts that even Stadler says "That's crazy".
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #754 on: June 06, 2017, 05:59:04 PM »
I don't like country music, but I don't mean to denigrate those who do. And for the people who like country music, denigrate means 'put down'.” - Bob Newhart
So wait, we're spelling it wrong and king is spelling it right? What is going on here? :lol -- BlobVanDam
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #755 on: June 06, 2017, 06:02:41 PM »
You guys go together like a couple of ass cheeks.
would have thought the same thing but seeing the OP was TAC i immediately thought Maiden or DT related
Winger Theater Forums........or WTF.  ;D
TAC got a higher score than me in the electronic round? Honestly, can I just drop out now? :lol

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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #756 on: June 06, 2017, 06:06:51 PM »
We both left you clues goddammit.   Google it as well!
I don't like country music, but I don't mean to denigrate those who do. And for the people who like country music, denigrate means 'put down'.” - Bob Newhart
So wait, we're spelling it wrong and king is spelling it right? What is going on here? :lol -- BlobVanDam
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #757 on: June 06, 2017, 06:07:45 PM »
OK. I'll be back!















































































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would have thought the same thing but seeing the OP was TAC i immediately thought Maiden or DT related
Winger Theater Forums........or WTF.  ;D
TAC got a higher score than me in the electronic round? Honestly, can I just drop out now? :lol

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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #758 on: June 06, 2017, 08:05:43 PM »
You guys go together like a couple of ass cheeks.

Those aren't PILLOWS!!!
That's a word salad - and take it from me, I know word salad
I fear for the day when something happens on the right that is SO nuts that even Stadler says "That's crazy".
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #759 on: June 06, 2017, 10:14:57 PM »
I prefer slave Leia's bikini outfit rather than this biker chic one.
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #760 on: June 07, 2017, 07:34:59 AM »
Gettin' down to Sly & The Family Stone's 'Dance To The Music'
...going along with Dragon Attack's Queen thread has been like taking a free class in Queen knowledge. Where else are you gonna find info like that?!

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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #761 on: June 07, 2017, 01:08:08 PM »


Ellen not only passed the Advanced Crop Dusting final exam, she earned extra credit for inflating Ramone.
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #762 on: June 07, 2017, 03:04:14 PM »
I hate, shit in the belly button porn.
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #763 on: June 07, 2017, 03:18:52 PM »
I just know there is a gastric bypass joke in here, but I'm too dense to tease it out. Yes. That's my caption.
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #764 on: June 07, 2017, 03:21:57 PM »
I just know there is a gastric bypass joke in here, but I'm too dense to tease it out. Yes. That's my caption.

Larry's high school buddy who's nickname was 'Gastric' was on his way over to say 'hi' when he noticed Larry getting a lap dance....so he just passed him by.....
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #765 on: June 07, 2017, 03:23:09 PM »
Ya just slap it and ride the wave, dahlin.

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That's a word salad - and take it from me, I know word salad
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #766 on: June 07, 2017, 03:27:40 PM »
They weren't given long to live at birth but the Siamese Twins Sam and Susie Sales have had quite a life and career. Susie is a hooker, Sam her pimp and body guard.....and number one client. In fact, he's beat the $hit out of himself six times for getting rough with Susie and trying to skip on the fee
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #767 on: June 07, 2017, 03:28:28 PM »
I don't like country music, but I don't mean to denigrate those who do. And for the people who like country music, denigrate means 'put down'.” - Bob Newhart
So wait, we're spelling it wrong and king is spelling it right? What is going on here? :lol -- BlobVanDam
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #768 on: June 07, 2017, 07:30:08 PM »
would have thought the same thing but seeing the OP was TAC i immediately thought Maiden or DT related
Winger Theater Forums........or WTF.  ;D
TAC got a higher score than me in the electronic round? Honestly, can I just drop out now? :lol

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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #769 on: June 07, 2017, 08:28:36 PM »
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