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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #595 on: May 02, 2017, 03:55:11 PM »
So that's the girl that gets to fuck Jared Kushner.
would have thought the same thing but seeing the OP was TAC i immediately thought Maiden or DT related
Winger Theater Forums........or WTF.  ;D
TAC got a higher score than me in the electronic round? Honestly, can I just drop out now? :lol

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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #596 on: May 02, 2017, 03:58:55 PM »
Claude Reins' comeback
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #597 on: May 03, 2017, 02:07:30 AM »
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #598 on: May 05, 2017, 04:36:37 PM »
'Tweet WHAT?'
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #599 on: May 05, 2017, 04:37:38 PM »
Twatter!
would have thought the same thing but seeing the OP was TAC i immediately thought Maiden or DT related
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TAC got a higher score than me in the electronic round? Honestly, can I just drop out now? :lol

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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #600 on: May 05, 2017, 06:09:56 PM »
I'd like to strap on a Weiner Schnitzel and  :censored the  :censored out of her....
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #601 on: May 05, 2017, 06:18:39 PM »
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Stop with all the hockey terms ;)
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #602 on: May 05, 2017, 06:38:05 PM »
Apparently the Democrats are philibustering J-Boy from picking a winner!
would have thought the same thing but seeing the OP was TAC i immediately thought Maiden or DT related
Winger Theater Forums........or WTF.  ;D
TAC got a higher score than me in the electronic round? Honestly, can I just drop out now? :lol

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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #603 on: May 06, 2017, 12:34:00 AM »
I'd like to strap on a Weiner Schnitzel and  :censored the  :censored out of her....

Before Tim gets his panties Ina bunch, id better award the win... To Gary.
That's a word salad - and take it from me, I know word salad
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #604 on: May 06, 2017, 09:00:52 AM »
Thanks Chad!  :tup


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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #605 on: May 06, 2017, 10:51:35 AM »
Everyone that purchases bleacher tickets at Fenway must now go through sensitivity training.
would have thought the same thing but seeing the OP was TAC i immediately thought Maiden or DT related
Winger Theater Forums........or WTF.  ;D
TAC got a higher score than me in the electronic round? Honestly, can I just drop out now? :lol

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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #606 on: May 06, 2017, 12:05:31 PM »
One of these things just doesn't belong here...
Sing along, you know the words
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #607 on: May 06, 2017, 12:36:41 PM »
I don't know who's gonna win the race, but I sure as shit know who's gonna lose.
People figured out that the white thing that comes out of cows' titties could be drunk, and the relation between sweet desires and women's bellies growing up for 9 months. It can't be THAT hard to figure out how a trumpet works.”

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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #608 on: May 06, 2017, 01:22:50 PM »
In order to separate himself from the team, coach wore green and yellow.
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #609 on: May 06, 2017, 03:50:14 PM »
It's weird, one guy is wearing yellow.
would have thought the same thing but seeing the OP was TAC i immediately thought Maiden or DT related
Winger Theater Forums........or WTF.  ;D
TAC got a higher score than me in the electronic round? Honestly, can I just drop out now? :lol

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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #610 on: May 06, 2017, 08:37:45 PM »
This is how it feels to be Stadler in the P/R forum

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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #611 on: May 06, 2017, 09:46:25 PM »
Starting line of The Ethiopian Marathon
That's a word salad - and take it from me, I know word salad
I fear for the day when something happens on the right that is SO nuts that even Stadler says "That's crazy".
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #612 on: May 07, 2017, 08:05:26 AM »
This is how it feels to be Stadler in the P/R forum

Or a chick on DTF.
would have thought the same thing but seeing the OP was TAC i immediately thought Maiden or DT related
Winger Theater Forums........or WTF.  ;D
TAC got a higher score than me in the electronic round? Honestly, can I just drop out now? :lol

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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #613 on: May 07, 2017, 08:28:16 AM »
I know who my money isn't on.
I don't like country music, but I don't mean to denigrate those who do. And for the people who like country music, denigrate means 'put down'.” - Bob Newhart
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #614 on: May 07, 2017, 09:56:07 AM »
I don't know how to tell you this, son... but you have a pre-existing condition.

White man can't run.

Unless this is a police lineup, nothing good is coming of this for Timmy.
That's a word salad - and take it from me, I know word salad
I fear for the day when something happens on the right that is SO nuts that even Stadler says "That's crazy".
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #615 on: May 07, 2017, 10:44:38 AM »
I know who the equipment manager is.
would have thought the same thing but seeing the OP was TAC i immediately thought Maiden or DT related
Winger Theater Forums........or WTF.  ;D
TAC got a higher score than me in the electronic round? Honestly, can I just drop out now? :lol

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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #616 on: May 08, 2017, 12:12:01 PM »
gonna give this another few hours...will pick a winner tonight.
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #617 on: May 08, 2017, 12:20:51 PM »
Rex Kramer: Danger Seeker, as a teenager.

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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #618 on: May 08, 2017, 03:30:52 PM »
What a Winger album feels like in the Heavy Metal bin.
would have thought the same thing but seeing the OP was TAC i immediately thought Maiden or DT related
Winger Theater Forums........or WTF.  ;D
TAC got a higher score than me in the electronic round? Honestly, can I just drop out now? :lol

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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #619 on: May 08, 2017, 04:36:04 PM »
One of the easiest 'Where's Waldo?' pictures I've come across.
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #620 on: May 08, 2017, 05:33:51 PM »
Kingshmegland at a Spelling Bee.
would have thought the same thing but seeing the OP was TAC i immediately thought Maiden or DT related
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TAC got a higher score than me in the electronic round? Honestly, can I just drop out now? :lol

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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #621 on: May 08, 2017, 06:46:15 PM »
Some good ones but The Count gave me a literal laugh out loud with this Gem:


I don't know who's gonna win the race, but I sure as shit know who's gonna lose.

You're up!  :tup
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #622 on: May 08, 2017, 06:55:50 PM »
Thanks!

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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #623 on: May 08, 2017, 07:15:32 PM »
Break Moshing.
I don't like country music, but I don't mean to denigrate those who do. And for the people who like country music, denigrate means 'put down'.” - Bob Newhart
So wait, we're spelling it wrong and king is spelling it right? What is going on here? :lol -- BlobVanDam
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #624 on: May 08, 2017, 07:18:56 PM »
I don't know who else is gonna mosh in that pit, but I sure as shit know who's gonna have a broken neck.
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #625 on: May 08, 2017, 07:27:18 PM »
What NHL goalies do in the off season. (get it? He stood on his head??)
would have thought the same thing but seeing the OP was TAC i immediately thought Maiden or DT related
Winger Theater Forums........or WTF.  ;D
TAC got a higher score than me in the electronic round? Honestly, can I just drop out now? :lol

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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #626 on: May 08, 2017, 07:29:53 PM »
Sidney Crosby is playing dead again.
I don't like country music, but I don't mean to denigrate those who do. And for the people who like country music, denigrate means 'put down'.” - Bob Newhart
So wait, we're spelling it wrong and king is spelling it right? What is going on here? :lol -- BlobVanDam
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #627 on: May 08, 2017, 07:32:11 PM »
Early concert by the Spin Doctors, when they were still known as the Foot Doctors.
would have thought the same thing but seeing the OP was TAC i immediately thought Maiden or DT related
Winger Theater Forums........or WTF.  ;D
TAC got a higher score than me in the electronic round? Honestly, can I just drop out now? :lol

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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #628 on: May 08, 2017, 07:33:45 PM »
Tom had his pot AND gravity confiscated when trying to enter the concert.
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #629 on: May 08, 2017, 07:44:24 PM »
I see Rob Gronkowski is throwing more people out of the party.
I don't like country music, but I don't mean to denigrate those who do. And for the people who like country music, denigrate means 'put down'.” - Bob Newhart
So wait, we're spelling it wrong and king is spelling it right? What is going on here? :lol -- BlobVanDam
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