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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #490 on: April 15, 2017, 11:11:00 AM »
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #491 on: April 15, 2017, 10:39:31 PM »
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #492 on: April 15, 2017, 11:18:26 PM »
Down goes Frasier.  Down goes Frasier!

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« Reply #493 on: April 16, 2017, 04:54:33 AM »
Even bums have an upper class
I don't like country music, but I don't mean to denigrate those who do. And for the people who like country music, denigrate means 'put down'.” - Bob Newhart
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #494 on: April 16, 2017, 06:07:14 AM »
It's gonna take more than a holy day to resurrect these two.
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #495 on: April 17, 2017, 08:04:48 PM »
I'll go one more day and then pick a winner
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« Reply #496 on: April 17, 2017, 08:17:19 PM »
I don't like country music, but I don't mean to denigrate those who do. And for the people who like country music, denigrate means 'put down'.” - Bob Newhart
So wait, we're spelling it wrong and king is spelling it right? What is going on here? :lol -- BlobVanDam
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #497 on: April 17, 2017, 08:35:32 PM »
Prior to Super Mario Brothers, Nintendos original concept "Drunken Sambruski Siblings" didn't track well in test markets.
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #498 on: April 18, 2017, 08:40:52 AM »
Watch that hand. I have standards, ya know.
would have thought the same thing but seeing the OP was TAC i immediately thought Maiden or DT related
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TAC got a higher score than me in the electronic round? Honestly, can I just drop out now? :lol

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« Reply #499 on: April 18, 2017, 08:48:40 AM »
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #500 on: April 18, 2017, 09:15:58 AM »
Canadian Border Services at your service.
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #501 on: April 18, 2017, 10:55:06 AM »
This miniature golf course is a lot better than shooting through a windmill.
would have thought the same thing but seeing the OP was TAC i immediately thought Maiden or DT related
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TAC got a higher score than me in the electronic round? Honestly, can I just drop out now? :lol

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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #502 on: April 18, 2017, 11:12:12 AM »
Moonshine: Destroying families since the turn of the century.
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #503 on: April 18, 2017, 11:33:09 AM »
This is how ALL Canadians start their hangovers until they get a few sips of a Timmie's double-double.
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #504 on: April 18, 2017, 11:46:30 AM »
Patrick Kane and Jonathan Toews one week from today.
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #505 on: April 18, 2017, 07:16:59 PM »
Your next pic...



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« Reply #506 on: April 18, 2017, 07:36:34 PM »
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #507 on: April 18, 2017, 07:37:49 PM »
Here you go!

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So wait, we're spelling it wrong and king is spelling it right? What is going on here? :lol -- BlobVanDam
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #508 on: April 18, 2017, 09:37:39 PM »



Meet Homer Wiggins...aka Jonathan Braun...summa cum laude graduate of Trump University.
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #509 on: April 19, 2017, 07:33:57 AM »
Real estate by day; plumbin 24x7

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« Reply #510 on: April 19, 2017, 05:00:12 PM »
'People may laugh, but it keeps me from lickin' my balls.'
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« Reply #511 on: April 19, 2017, 11:14:49 PM »
He's not only the Braun of the operation, but also the brawn

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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #512 on: April 20, 2017, 03:54:32 AM »
This is what happens to your car if you park illegally in Baycliff.

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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #513 on: April 20, 2017, 04:58:37 AM »
Just another Saturday afternoon maintenance visit at chez-Shmegland.
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #514 on: April 20, 2017, 04:00:39 PM »
Hefdaddy shaved!
would have thought the same thing but seeing the OP was TAC i immediately thought Maiden or DT related
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TAC got a higher score than me in the electronic round? Honestly, can I just drop out now? :lol

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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #515 on: April 20, 2017, 05:48:58 PM »
Plumber, mechanic AND Real Estate? Swipe Right!
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #516 on: April 20, 2017, 05:55:20 PM »
Brian Dennehey filming two movies at once.
would have thought the same thing but seeing the OP was TAC i immediately thought Maiden or DT related
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TAC got a higher score than me in the electronic round? Honestly, can I just drop out now? :lol

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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #517 on: April 20, 2017, 07:25:29 PM »
How Claude Julien filled up his days in April and May for the past few years.
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« Reply #518 on: April 20, 2017, 07:26:34 PM »
Ouch.  :lol
Obviously a caddy for the Maple Leafs!
would have thought the same thing but seeing the OP was TAC i immediately thought Maiden or DT related
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #519 on: April 20, 2017, 08:13:31 PM »
My other hobbies are being a party clown and detailed, human dismemberment
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #520 on: April 20, 2017, 08:19:00 PM »
With the only tools he needs, Jon is just the man for the job to birth a giraffe.
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #521 on: April 20, 2017, 08:21:49 PM »
McGyver's old man.
would have thought the same thing but seeing the OP was TAC i immediately thought Maiden or DT related
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TAC got a higher score than me in the electronic round? Honestly, can I just drop out now? :lol

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« Reply #522 on: April 21, 2017, 04:20:16 AM »
'People may laugh, but it keeps me from lickin' my balls.'

This was so out there but so damn funny.  Winner!
I don't like country music, but I don't mean to denigrate those who do. And for the people who like country music, denigrate means 'put down'.” - Bob Newhart
So wait, we're spelling it wrong and king is spelling it right? What is going on here? :lol -- BlobVanDam
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« Reply #523 on: April 21, 2017, 07:24:50 AM »
Thank  you, king.  I thank my past, present, and future dogs for the inspiration.......

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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #524 on: April 21, 2017, 07:33:18 AM »
The low-budget remake of "Requiem for a Dream" suffers further budget cuts...