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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #350 on: March 25, 2017, 09:44:24 AM »

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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #351 on: March 25, 2017, 10:18:47 AM »
The next thing he knew, Rex (a Texan out of New Orleans), and his kiwis, suddenly suffered the beaver's wrath and he wasn't able to piss for a week (and a half...)
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #352 on: March 27, 2017, 07:31:13 AM »
Okay, that's probably long enough.

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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #353 on: March 27, 2017, 09:32:13 AM »
I'm honored to have won that one.  There were some gems in there - I was in tears at one point.

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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #354 on: March 27, 2017, 09:32:43 AM »
And today's pic:

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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #355 on: March 27, 2017, 09:35:56 AM »
Quote from: jingle.boy on March 27, 2017, 09:32:13 AM
I'm honored to have won that one.  There were some gems in there - I was in tears at one point.

Yeah, it was a good photo with great entries. I could have easily given the title to anyone. As I usually do, if I'm undecided I let Mrs. P weigh in and that pushed your entry into the winner circle.
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #356 on: March 27, 2017, 09:38:51 AM »
jingle.boy receives his severance package and realizes he won't need to donate that kidney after all.
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #357 on: March 27, 2017, 09:41:03 AM »
Sam had to see for himself what Maury had just told him moments earlier......he IS NOT the father......
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #358 on: March 27, 2017, 09:42:45 AM »
This girl left me her number... AND she wants to give me brownies!
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #359 on: March 27, 2017, 09:45:42 AM »
DM: Orcs are approaching your party
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #360 on: March 27, 2017, 10:16:28 AM »
Oh look....a schooner.
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #361 on: March 27, 2017, 01:05:27 PM »
My body is not well.
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would have thought the same thing but seeing the OP was TAC i immediately thought Maiden or DT related
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Winger Theater Forums........or WTF.  ;D
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #362 on: March 27, 2017, 01:18:10 PM »
"Meet me in the men's room in 20 minutes. Bring the cooking oil and the lap dog"
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #363 on: March 27, 2017, 02:20:04 PM »
Great Scott! Trump made it on the ballot?! Marty, even I didn't see that one coming in the future!
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #364 on: March 27, 2017, 02:22:23 PM »
The Beaver smokes?!
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #365 on: March 27, 2017, 02:25:34 PM »
I know I can't be seeing this right......Dwight Gooden had 268 Strikeouts in 1985?
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #366 on: March 27, 2017, 02:27:04 PM »
In his defense it's really tough to read cursive braille....
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #367 on: March 27, 2017, 02:36:42 PM »
Quote from: jingle.boy on March 27, 2017, 09:32:43 AM
And today's pic:



She wants me to pick up tampons?!
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #368 on: March 27, 2017, 02:44:14 PM »
WTF!! Gratuity included!!!
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #369 on: March 27, 2017, 02:47:58 PM »
Uuuuu, L P E D?
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #370 on: March 27, 2017, 02:53:42 PM »
I'm NOT Jeffrey Tambor?
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would have thought the same thing but seeing the OP was TAC i immediately thought Maiden or DT related
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Winger Theater Forums........or WTF.  ;D
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #371 on: March 27, 2017, 06:11:48 PM »
Son of a Bitch......two Blue lines. F'n rhythm method.....
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #372 on: March 27, 2017, 09:13:32 PM »
It's a ....I can't believe it....so THAT's a wahibrido pickingant !?!?
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #373 on: March 27, 2017, 09:18:31 PM »
Quote from: gmillerdrake on March 27, 2017, 02:25:34 PM
I know I can't be seeing this right......Dwight Gooden had 268 Strikeouts in 1985?

NICE!!!  :lol
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #374 on: March 27, 2017, 09:19:29 PM »
Navin R. Johnson and his Opti-Grab invention still receive commission sales from Bumphukistan.
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #375 on: March 27, 2017, 09:22:47 PM »




Well slap me cross-eyed and call me Mary... I knew that's who Tempus was all along!
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #376 on: March 27, 2017, 09:24:47 PM »
"This can't be...Trump was born in Russia!?"
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #377 on: March 27, 2017, 09:27:10 PM »
"I knew it took more than three licks to get to the center of a Tootsie Roll Tootsie Pop! Stupid owl."
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #378 on: March 27, 2017, 09:29:52 PM »
Quote from: TempusVox on March 27, 2017, 09:18:31 PM
Quote from: gmillerdrake on March 27, 2017, 02:25:34 PM
I know I can't be seeing this right......Dwight Gooden had 268 Strikeouts in 1985?

NICE!!!  :lol

That call back is always pretty much for you and like the two other people who even know what the heck it's referring to.  :lol   Still one of your greatest captions ever.
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #379 on: March 27, 2017, 09:34:55 PM »
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Quote from: gmillerdrake on March 27, 2017, 02:25:34 PM
I know I can't be seeing this right......Dwight Gooden had 268 Strikeouts in 1985?

NICE!!!  :lol

That call back is always pretty much for you and like the two other people who even know what the heck it's referring to.  :lol   Still one of your greatest captions ever.

Much appreciated. It still cracks me up
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #380 on: March 27, 2017, 09:37:05 PM »



" Wow! The Trailer Park Boys Season 11 starts March 31st!"
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #381 on: March 27, 2017, 11:39:16 PM »
That moment Dwight realised it was the last piece of toilet paper on the roll, and he'd eaten a vindaloo last night.
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #382 on: March 28, 2017, 02:12:51 AM »
Dear Horace,

This was originally going to be a ransom note, as I took your wife early in the day.  However after a couple of hours in her company I've decided no money in the world is worth spending another minute with that wretched miserable bitch.  So I've returned her to you, you'll find her tied and gagged in the bedroom, may I recommend you enjoy a few hours of peace before you 'discover' her. I've left you some beer in the fridge.   

Yours Sympathetically,

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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #383 on: March 28, 2017, 08:54:18 AM »
Quote from: gmillerdrake on March 27, 2017, 09:41:03 AM
Sam had to see for himself what Maury had just told him moments earlier......he IS NOT the father......

Ding, ding, ding.  Winner. 
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #384 on: March 28, 2017, 10:14:45 AM »
Why thanks kind Sir!


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