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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #3185 on: August 06, 2019, 08:11:59 PM »
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would have thought the same thing but seeing the OP was TAC i immediately thought Maiden or DT related
Winger Theater Forums........or WTF.  ;D
TAC got a higher score than me in the electronic round? Honestly, can I just drop out now? :lol

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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #3186 on: August 06, 2019, 08:13:20 PM »
How full is your bladder?
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #3187 on: August 06, 2019, 08:20:02 PM »
Picking teams for dodgeball at the senior center.
would have thought the same thing but seeing the OP was TAC i immediately thought Maiden or DT related
Winger Theater Forums........or WTF.  ;D
TAC got a higher score than me in the electronic round? Honestly, can I just drop out now? :lol

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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #3188 on: August 06, 2019, 09:49:05 PM »
Who left their colostomy bag back stage?
That's a word salad - and take it from me, I know word salad
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #3189 on: August 07, 2019, 12:38:42 PM »
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #3190 on: August 07, 2019, 12:43:46 PM »
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #3191 on: August 07, 2019, 12:46:47 PM »
TempusVox?
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #3192 on: August 08, 2019, 08:33:21 AM »
Bernie: "WE will annex the 1% by the Spring AT ANY COST!  And, our stocks will rise HIGH!"
Liz: "Ohhh you little shit... I was raising my hand for the tomahawk-chop!"
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #3193 on: August 08, 2019, 09:00:29 PM »
Rock, Paper, Scissors... Go!
That's a word salad - and take it from me, I know word salad
I fear for the day when something happens on the right that is SO nuts that even Stadler says "That's crazy".
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #3194 on: August 09, 2019, 07:51:42 AM »
Tzh!  Tzh!  I have a whole bag of tzh with your name on it.

Zip it!

This one got me good. Winner.

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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #3195 on: August 09, 2019, 08:01:13 AM »
Tzh!  Tzh!  I have a whole bag of tzh with your name on it.

Zip it!

This one got me good. Winner.

Cool... it never would've worked if Tim was judging.   :lol

Traveling today, so I'll address this tomorrow morning
That's a word salad - and take it from me, I know word salad
I fear for the day when something happens on the right that is SO nuts that even Stadler says "That's crazy".
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Remember the mark of a great vocalist is if TAC hates them with a special passion

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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #3196 on: August 09, 2019, 08:12:03 AM »
Tzh!  Tzh!  I have a whole bag of tzh with your name on it.

Zip it!

This one got me good. Winner.

Cool... it never would've worked if Tim was judging.   :lol

Traveling today, so I'll address this tomorrow morning

Nope. I didn’t get it.  :lol
would have thought the same thing but seeing the OP was TAC i immediately thought Maiden or DT related
Winger Theater Forums........or WTF.  ;D
TAC got a higher score than me in the electronic round? Honestly, can I just drop out now? :lol

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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #3197 on: August 09, 2019, 08:12:46 AM »
Where are you heading, Chad? Business or pleasure?
would have thought the same thing but seeing the OP was TAC i immediately thought Maiden or DT related
Winger Theater Forums........or WTF.  ;D
TAC got a higher score than me in the electronic round? Honestly, can I just drop out now? :lol

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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #3198 on: August 09, 2019, 08:27:55 AM »
Tzh!  Tzh!  I have a whole bag of tzh with your name on it.

Zip it!

This one got me good. Winner.

Cool... it never would've worked if Tim was judging.   :lol

Traveling today, so I'll address this tomorrow morning

Nope. I didn’t get it.  :lol

Did it at least make you horny, baby? I found it quite... shagadelic!

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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #3199 on: August 09, 2019, 08:41:56 AM »
Where are you heading, Chad? Business or pleasure?

Calgary... business.  Flying home tonight.
That's a word salad - and take it from me, I know word salad
I fear for the day when something happens on the right that is SO nuts that even Stadler says "That's crazy".
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #3200 on: August 12, 2019, 08:03:00 AM »
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That's a word salad - and take it from me, I know word salad
I fear for the day when something happens on the right that is SO nuts that even Stadler says "That's crazy".
Quote from: Puppies_On_Acid
Remember the mark of a great vocalist is if TAC hates them with a special passion

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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #3201 on: August 12, 2019, 08:03:27 AM »
That's a word salad - and take it from me, I know word salad
I fear for the day when something happens on the right that is SO nuts that even Stadler says "That's crazy".
Quote from: Puppies_On_Acid
Remember the mark of a great vocalist is if TAC hates them with a special passion

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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #3202 on: August 12, 2019, 09:42:14 AM »
Pretty much how the aftermath of election night 2016 went/felt........
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #3203 on: August 12, 2019, 09:44:49 AM »
Choosing Hysteria over High n Dry.
would have thought the same thing but seeing the OP was TAC i immediately thought Maiden or DT related
Winger Theater Forums........or WTF.  ;D
TAC got a higher score than me in the electronic round? Honestly, can I just drop out now? :lol

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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #3204 on: August 12, 2019, 09:54:29 AM »
You see son, that is how you shave an armpit.
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #3205 on: August 12, 2019, 10:34:34 AM »
Get used To it son.....it only gets worse. Only, the older you get it’s lets of a physical bearing and more emotional
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #3206 on: August 12, 2019, 01:27:57 PM »
Look on the bright side kid, at least you got paid more than she did for this fight!
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #3207 on: August 19, 2019, 08:00:39 AM »
Don't worry son....you'll make an on average 10% higher salary than her even if you aren't as qualified...
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #3208 on: August 19, 2019, 08:03:32 AM »
This was the last indicator.....you my son are a Millennial....
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #3209 on: August 19, 2019, 09:37:05 AM »
Look on the bright side kid, at least you got paid more than she did for this fight!

Sad, but true.

Yer up, Chris.
That's a word salad - and take it from me, I know word salad
I fear for the day when something happens on the right that is SO nuts that even Stadler says "That's crazy".
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #3210 on: August 19, 2019, 06:27:34 PM »
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #3211 on: August 20, 2019, 05:50:58 AM »
"That Tick is so funny!"
Yup. Tick is dead on.  She's not your type.  Move on.   Tick is Obi Wan Kenobi


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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #3212 on: August 20, 2019, 06:35:54 AM »
.....and then he said he should be back in the band for the fans...
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #3213 on: August 20, 2019, 07:26:53 AM »
And we'll call it "The Astonishing".
That's a word salad - and take it from me, I know word salad
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #3214 on: August 20, 2019, 07:55:42 AM »
...they said they were the new kings of prog then it sounded like 80's rock.....
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #3215 on: August 20, 2019, 07:59:55 AM »
Have you heard the new Sons Of Apollo?
would have thought the same thing but seeing the OP was TAC i immediately thought Maiden or DT related
Winger Theater Forums........or WTF.  ;D
TAC got a higher score than me in the electronic round? Honestly, can I just drop out now? :lol

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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #3216 on: August 20, 2019, 08:15:48 AM »
"That's hilarious and ironic, TAC.  Someone else said almost the same damn thing thirteen seconds before you did."
...going along with Dragon Attack's Queen thread has been like taking a free class in Queen knowledge. Where else are you gonna find info like that?!

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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #3217 on: August 20, 2019, 08:17:04 AM »
 :lol


Is that who Gary was talking about?   :facepalm:
would have thought the same thing but seeing the OP was TAC i immediately thought Maiden or DT related
Winger Theater Forums........or WTF.  ;D
TAC got a higher score than me in the electronic round? Honestly, can I just drop out now? :lol

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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #3218 on: August 20, 2019, 08:45:34 AM »
:lol


Is that who Gary was talking about?   :facepalm:

I went for the subtle approach.....for those who knew that MP and DS proclaimed themselves the new Kings of PROG then released an album with limited, rudimentary  prog moments
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #3219 on: August 20, 2019, 09:06:05 AM »
Circa June 2015:
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