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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #3080 on: July 02, 2019, 03:16:02 PM »
It was at that moment Rex realized he was never the good boy.
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #3081 on: July 02, 2019, 03:17:22 PM »
Fido forgot to bring his Seeing Eye Person when he went to the park.
would have thought the same thing but seeing the OP was TAC i immediately thought Maiden or DT related
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« Reply #3082 on: July 02, 2019, 03:20:36 PM »
He may be slow, but his lack of coordination makes up for it.
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« Reply #3083 on: July 02, 2019, 03:49:35 PM »
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #3084 on: July 03, 2019, 01:46:32 PM »
The Summer of George is well underway.

Winner Winner Chicken Dinner!  I could just see George getting slammed by a golf disk and making that face... still a few months left. 

Honorable mention to TAC's Photobucket flyover...
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #3085 on: July 03, 2019, 02:12:57 PM »
I don’t get it. Who is George?  What is the reference?
would have thought the same thing but seeing the OP was TAC i immediately thought Maiden or DT related
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« Reply #3086 on: July 03, 2019, 03:23:06 PM »
You might know him better by his preferred nickname: Koko the Monkey.
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #3087 on: July 03, 2019, 04:15:17 PM »
I don’t get it. Who is George?  What is the reference?


Let me guess, Seinfeld wasn't metal enough for you to watch.
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So wait, we're spelling it wrong and king is spelling it right? What is going on here? :lol -- BlobVanDam
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #3088 on: July 03, 2019, 06:58:55 PM »
I don’t get it. Who is George?  What is the reference?


Let me guess, Seinfeld wasn't metal enough for you to watch.

I saw most of the first couple seasons, but I spent late '94-mid '98 working nights.
would have thought the same thing but seeing the OP was TAC i immediately thought Maiden or DT related
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TAC got a higher score than me in the electronic round? Honestly, can I just drop out now? :lol

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« Reply #3089 on: July 03, 2019, 07:10:24 PM »
So did I but I still saw them. 
I don't like country music, but I don't mean to denigrate those who do. And for the people who like country music, denigrate means 'put down'.” - Bob Newhart
So wait, we're spelling it wrong and king is spelling it right? What is going on here? :lol -- BlobVanDam
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #3090 on: July 03, 2019, 07:57:15 PM »
When I got off nights, it wasn't really a big deal. My wife isn't big on sitting down and watching sitcoms. My stepson was 10/11 at this time. I know he watched his shows. I didn't care, honestly.
would have thought the same thing but seeing the OP was TAC i immediately thought Maiden or DT related
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TAC got a higher score than me in the electronic round? Honestly, can I just drop out now? :lol

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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #3091 on: July 04, 2019, 06:20:02 AM »
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #3092 on: July 04, 2019, 06:20:49 AM »
That's a word salad - and take it from me, I know word salad
I fear for the day when something happens on the right that is SO nuts that even Stadler says "That's crazy".
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #3093 on: July 04, 2019, 08:07:16 AM »
I'll take the Over the Turnbuckle Omelet with a side of leg locks.
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #3094 on: July 04, 2019, 08:53:42 AM »
His specialty is ‘Ill take your Soul’ food
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #3095 on: July 04, 2019, 08:56:36 AM »
Fucking amateur...get that metal spat out of the nonstick pan.



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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #3096 on: July 04, 2019, 01:09:45 PM »
Almost time for Melania’s special “well done Bratwurst”
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #3097 on: July 04, 2019, 03:22:37 PM »
Next, on “Pumping Iron Chef...”

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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #3098 on: July 04, 2019, 03:29:38 PM »
“Your Pad Thai is ready, sir.”

“But I ordered the beef lo mein...”

“I said. Your Pad Thai is ready. Sir. “

“Yes, sir. Thank you, sir.”

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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #3099 on: July 04, 2019, 03:31:44 PM »
“Say ‘What?’ again. Say ‘What?’ again, muthafucka. I dare ya! I double dare ya! Say ‘What?’ one more goddamn time!”
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #3100 on: July 04, 2019, 04:03:55 PM »
"Your salad is ready, pussy."
would have thought the same thing but seeing the OP was TAC i immediately thought Maiden or DT related
Winger Theater Forums........or WTF.  ;D
TAC got a higher score than me in the electronic round? Honestly, can I just drop out now? :lol

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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #3101 on: July 04, 2019, 04:05:35 PM »
"Um, I'd like to order a tricep, I mean a tri-tip sandwich."
would have thought the same thing but seeing the OP was TAC i immediately thought Maiden or DT related
Winger Theater Forums........or WTF.  ;D
TAC got a higher score than me in the electronic round? Honestly, can I just drop out now? :lol

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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #3102 on: July 06, 2019, 09:11:15 PM »
“Your Pad Thai is ready, sir.”

“But I ordered the beef lo mein...”

“I said. Your Pad Thai is ready. Sir. “

“Yes, sir. Thank you, sir.”

Ding ding ding.  A couple of beauties right before it.  Gary's 'soul food' had the early lead, but Snow Dog edges him out by a big burly bicep.
That's a word salad - and take it from me, I know word salad
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #3103 on: July 07, 2019, 09:57:04 PM »
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #3104 on: July 07, 2019, 10:40:00 PM »
I'm King of the World!!!!
That's a word salad - and take it from me, I know word salad
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« Reply #3105 on: July 08, 2019, 01:05:47 PM »
Come on Mom... who the hell double-knots their shoes now?  And what is that guy yelling about?  You bunch of idiots...

I'm just going to sit here and study the massive poop that I just pinched off; wonder how the ex-ray machine will process that? 
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #3106 on: July 08, 2019, 01:18:38 PM »
Under the new Trump Border policy, all children are to go through the Citizenship Scanner.
would have thought the same thing but seeing the OP was TAC i immediately thought Maiden or DT related
Winger Theater Forums........or WTF.  ;D
TAC got a higher score than me in the electronic round? Honestly, can I just drop out now? :lol

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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #3107 on: July 08, 2019, 01:58:55 PM »
Obviously the Domestic Terminal.
That's a word salad - and take it from me, I know word salad
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #3108 on: July 08, 2019, 02:39:32 PM »
Ma'am, please remove all items from your purse, pockets and womb
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #3109 on: July 11, 2019, 06:43:54 PM »
Under the new Trump Border policy, all children are to go through the Citizenship Scanner.

Perfect humorous allusion to current events. You win!

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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #3110 on: July 11, 2019, 06:53:05 PM »
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« Reply #3111 on: July 11, 2019, 06:56:16 PM »
passenger-side view from the last TAC family road trip.
That's a word salad - and take it from me, I know word salad
I fear for the day when something happens on the right that is SO nuts that even Stadler says "That's crazy".
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« Reply #3112 on: July 12, 2019, 07:25:58 AM »
Gold Rush: West Virginia

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« Reply #3113 on: July 12, 2019, 07:27:40 AM »
Must be lunch time...
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« Reply #3114 on: July 12, 2019, 08:37:31 AM »
Passing-lane camper caught on film.
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