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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #3045 on: June 14, 2019, 07:07:43 AM »
Thanks!

Updated standings:

Touring van
Kingshmegland - 147
gmillerdrake - 116
TempusVox- 93
jingle.boy - 84
Tick - 74
Bosk1- 65
TAC - 64
lonestar- 49
Zydar - 34
The Silent Ham - 34
Adami - 32
contest_sanity - 30
TheCountOfNYC - 30
DragonAttack - 29
Rumborak - 29
LeeHarveyKennedy - 28
BlobVanDam - 28
Podaar - 25
Dr. DTVT - 23
Snow Dog - 23
Cool Chris - 19
YtseBitsySpider - 18
Eric42434224 - 17
Sir GuitarCozmo - 15

Moving van
Guitarded - 14
yorost - 14
Nick - 13
Zerogravityfat - 13
Grizz - 12
Cedar-redaC - 11
Durg - 10
El Barto - 10
TimmyHiggy - 10
Xanthul - 9
Ariich - 8
chknptpie - 8
ThroughHerEyesDude6 - 7
Jamesman - 7
ScioPath - 5
Emindead - 5
Wolfking - 5
vtgrad - 5
SwedishGoose - 5
hefdaddy42 - 5
Indiscipline-5
Dark Master Of Sin - 4
AwakeFromOctavarium - 4
Mizzl - 4
Scorpion - 4
Onno - 4
Prog Snob - 4
jonnybaxy - 3
Lucien - 3
DebraKadabra - 3
Progmonster - 3
Sonaticafanica - 3
Ruba - 3
Kotowboy - 3
Soundgarden - 2
Cthrubuoy - 2
ClairvoyantCat - 2
? - 2
Randaran - 2
bl5150 - 2
Splent - 2
Soupytwist -2

TAC’s minivan
millahh, Bout to crash, JarJarBinks, ddtonfire, Portrucci, Robwebster, Skydivingninja, Jakartabassplayer, Lowdz, Nekov, Kosmo, Chino, Metropolaris, admin, MasterShakezula, QueenAmidalla, Cyclopssss, FlyingBIZKIT, Chris Hinton

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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #3046 on: June 14, 2019, 07:51:12 AM »
Well, there's alway the Red Sox.

Man I wish Ike Taylor was in goal.
That's a word salad - and take it from me, I know word salad
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #3047 on: June 14, 2019, 08:13:30 AM »
If I hear gmillerdrake bitch about the officiating one more time I’m going to rip my eyes out.
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #3048 on: June 14, 2019, 08:38:26 AM »
I really regret this Pasta tattoo now.
That's a word salad - and take it from me, I know word salad
I fear for the day when something happens on the right that is SO nuts that even Stadler says "That's crazy".
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #3049 on: June 14, 2019, 10:08:14 AM »
Great! Now I have to decide which of my other 12 Championship t shirts I want to wear tomorrow.



 ;D
would have thought the same thing but seeing the OP was TAC i immediately thought Maiden or DT related
Winger Theater Forums........or WTF.  ;D
TAC got a higher score than me in the electronic round? Honestly, can I just drop out now? :lol

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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #3050 on: June 14, 2019, 10:55:00 AM »
~sigh... we'll never be able to grow beards like that Petrucci guy.
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #3051 on: June 14, 2019, 03:14:32 PM »
Oh dang sorry Mr. Ham, I didn't see your post. I read through the first few hockey references that meant nothing to me so stopped reading the rest of the submissions.

Oh no problemo  :lol  - looks like I picked the wrong week to quit sniffing glue

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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #3052 on: June 14, 2019, 11:54:27 PM »
 :rollin
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #3053 on: June 15, 2019, 08:16:11 AM »
"I just sharted. Damn it."
Yup. Tick is dead on.  She's not your type.  Move on.   Tick is Obi Wan Kenobi


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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #3054 on: June 19, 2019, 06:15:08 AM »
Don’t worry. Football is just around the corner.
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #3055 on: June 19, 2019, 02:23:05 PM »
Is it too late for me to go to Law School?
"Let us hear the conclusion of the whole matter; Fear God, and keep his commandments: for this is the whole duty of man."  Ecclesiastes 12:13

Now with Twitler taking a high end steak of this caliber and insulting the cow that died for it by having it well done just shows zero respect for the product, which falls right in line with the amount of respect he shows for pretty much everything else.- Lonestar

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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #3056 on: June 19, 2019, 05:49:18 PM »
Is this my 14th or 15th beer?
I don't like country music, but I don't mean to denigrate those who do. And for the people who like country music, denigrate means 'put down'.” - Bob Newhart
So wait, we're spelling it wrong and king is spelling it right? What is going on here? :lol -- BlobVanDam
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #3057 on: June 19, 2019, 05:51:22 PM »
Damn. I lost my hat. Has anyone seen my hat?
would have thought the same thing but seeing the OP was TAC i immediately thought Maiden or DT related
Winger Theater Forums........or WTF.  ;D
TAC got a higher score than me in the electronic round? Honestly, can I just drop out now? :lol

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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #3058 on: June 19, 2019, 05:52:13 PM »
Is this my 14th or 15th beer?

Who cares?  It's Coors Light.
That's a word salad - and take it from me, I know word salad
I fear for the day when something happens on the right that is SO nuts that even Stadler says "That's crazy".
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #3059 on: June 19, 2019, 05:55:42 PM »
Is this my 14th or 15th beer?

Who cares?  It's Coors Light.

For those pussies, it's a lot.
I don't like country music, but I don't mean to denigrate those who do. And for the people who like country music, denigrate means 'put down'.” - Bob Newhart
So wait, we're spelling it wrong and king is spelling it right? What is going on here? :lol -- BlobVanDam
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #3060 on: June 20, 2019, 07:05:55 AM »
Well, there's always the Red Sox.


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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #3061 on: June 20, 2019, 07:23:38 AM »
Woot woot!

Updated standings:

Raptors
Kingshmegland - 147
gmillerdrake - 116
TempusVox- 93
jingle.boy - 85
Tick - 74
Bosk1- 65
TAC - 64
lonestar- 49
Zydar - 34
The Silent Ham - 34
Adami - 32
contest_sanity - 30
TheCountOfNYC - 30
DragonAttack - 29
Rumborak - 29
LeeHarveyKennedy - 28
BlobVanDam - 28
Podaar - 25
Dr. DTVT - 23
Snow Dog - 23
Cool Chris - 19
YtseBitsySpider - 18
Eric42434224 - 17
Sir GuitarCozmo - 15

Blues
Guitarded - 14
yorost - 14
Nick - 13
Zerogravityfat - 13
Grizz - 12
Cedar-redaC - 11
Durg - 10
El Barto - 10
TimmyHiggy - 10
Xanthul - 9
Ariich - 8
chknptpie - 8
ThroughHerEyesDude6 - 7
Jamesman - 7
ScioPath - 5
Emindead - 5
Wolfking - 5
vtgrad - 5
SwedishGoose - 5
hefdaddy42 - 5
Indiscipline-5
Dark Master Of Sin - 4
AwakeFromOctavarium - 4
Mizzl - 4
Scorpion - 4
Onno - 4
Prog Snob - 4
jonnybaxy - 3
Lucien - 3
DebraKadabra - 3
Progmonster - 3
Sonaticafanica - 3
Ruba - 3
Kotowboy - 3
Soundgarden - 2
Cthrubuoy - 2
ClairvoyantCat - 2
? - 2
Randaran - 2
bl5150 - 2
Splent - 2
Soupytwist -2

Any Boston Team
millahh, Bout to crash, JarJarBinks, ddtonfire, Portrucci, Robwebster, Skydivingninja, Jakartabassplayer, Lowdz, Nekov, Kosmo, Chino, Metropolaris, admin, MasterShakezula, QueenAmidalla, Cyclopssss, FlyingBIZKIT, Chris Hinton

That's a word salad - and take it from me, I know word salad
I fear for the day when something happens on the right that is SO nuts that even Stadler says "That's crazy".
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #3062 on: June 20, 2019, 07:30:28 AM »
That's a word salad - and take it from me, I know word salad
I fear for the day when something happens on the right that is SO nuts that even Stadler says "That's crazy".
Quote from: Puppies_On_Acid
Remember the mark of a great vocalist is if TAC hates them with a special passion

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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #3063 on: June 20, 2019, 09:42:10 AM »
You’ll be sorry for not remembering my diaper...

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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #3064 on: June 20, 2019, 10:09:33 AM »
Yesss, Yesss.  Now wipe my button... one finger, circular motions.  And DON'T YOU LOOK AT MEEEE!!!
"Let us hear the conclusion of the whole matter; Fear God, and keep his commandments: for this is the whole duty of man."  Ecclesiastes 12:13

Now with Twitler taking a high end steak of this caliber and insulting the cow that died for it by having it well done just shows zero respect for the product, which falls right in line with the amount of respect he shows for pretty much everything else.- Lonestar

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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #3065 on: June 20, 2019, 10:16:16 AM »
Well.....get to it......

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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #3066 on: June 20, 2019, 10:17:14 AM »
Urine to water ratio   4:1
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #3067 on: June 20, 2019, 10:45:37 AM »
I've seen it buddy....it's still fresh in my mind. And unless you remember what it's like to see your moms vulva pass right in front of your eyes.....don't give me any of this 'you have it easy cuz you're a baby' crap....
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #3068 on: June 20, 2019, 08:32:16 PM »
OK bitches, I've had my viagrasauce.
would have thought the same thing but seeing the OP was TAC i immediately thought Maiden or DT related
Winger Theater Forums........or WTF.  ;D
TAC got a higher score than me in the electronic round? Honestly, can I just drop out now? :lol

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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #3069 on: June 25, 2019, 01:35:45 PM »
Yesss, Yesss.  Now wipe my button... one finger, circular motions.  And DON'T YOU LOOK AT MEEEE!!!

Am I the only one that read this in the voice of Stewie?

You're up man.
That's a word salad - and take it from me, I know word salad
I fear for the day when something happens on the right that is SO nuts that even Stadler says "That's crazy".
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #3070 on: July 02, 2019, 10:14:38 AM »
Yesss, Yesss.  Now wipe my button... one finger, circular motions.  And DON'T YOU LOOK AT MEEEE!!!

Am I the only one that read this in the voice of Stewie?

You're up man.

Yes, Yes... this was Stewie!  Sorry for the delay and thanks for the winnnn!

Updated standings:

Cori Gauff "Coco"
Kingshmegland - 147
gmillerdrake - 116
TempusVox- 93
jingle.boy - 85
Tick - 74
Bosk1- 65
TAC - 64
lonestar- 49
Zydar - 34
The Silent Ham - 34
Adami - 32
contest_sanity - 30
TheCountOfNYC - 30
DragonAttack - 29
Rumborak - 29
LeeHarveyKennedy - 28
BlobVanDam - 28
Podaar - 25
Dr. DTVT - 23
Snow Dog - 23
Cool Chris - 19
YtseBitsySpider - 18
Eric42434224 - 17
Sir GuitarCozmo - 15

Venus Williams (stick to the commercials)
Guitarded - 14
yorost - 14
Nick - 13
Zerogravityfat - 13
Grizz - 12
Cedar-redaC - 11
Durg - 10
El Barto - 10
TimmyHiggy - 10
Xanthul - 9
Ariich - 8
chknptpie - 8
ThroughHerEyesDude6 - 7
Jamesman - 7
ScioPath - 5
Emindead - 5
Wolfking - 5
vtgrad - 6
SwedishGoose - 5
hefdaddy42 - 5
Indiscipline-5
Dark Master Of Sin - 4
AwakeFromOctavarium - 4
Mizzl - 4
Scorpion - 4
Onno - 4
Prog Snob - 4
jonnybaxy - 3
Lucien - 3
DebraKadabra - 3
Progmonster - 3
Sonaticafanica - 3
Ruba - 3
Kotowboy - 3
Soundgarden - 2
Cthrubuoy - 2
ClairvoyantCat - 2
? - 2
Randaran - 2
bl5150 - 2
Splent - 2
Soupytwist -2

Ball-man Kramer (the great Ball-man experiment)
millahh, Bout to crash, JarJarBinks, ddtonfire, Portrucci, Robwebster, Skydivingninja, Jakartabassplayer, Lowdz, Nekov, Kosmo, Chino, Metropolaris, admin, MasterShakezula, QueenAmidalla, Cyclopssss, FlyingBIZKIT, Chris Hinton

I'll post one in a few...
"Let us hear the conclusion of the whole matter; Fear God, and keep his commandments: for this is the whole duty of man."  Ecclesiastes 12:13

Now with Twitler taking a high end steak of this caliber and insulting the cow that died for it by having it well done just shows zero respect for the product, which falls right in line with the amount of respect he shows for pretty much everything else.- Lonestar

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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #3071 on: July 02, 2019, 10:44:08 AM »
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"Let us hear the conclusion of the whole matter; Fear God, and keep his commandments: for this is the whole duty of man."  Ecclesiastes 12:13

Now with Twitler taking a high end steak of this caliber and insulting the cow that died for it by having it well done just shows zero respect for the product, which falls right in line with the amount of respect he shows for pretty much everything else.- Lonestar

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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #3072 on: July 02, 2019, 11:19:12 AM »
WTF Karen? I wasn’t ready....
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #3073 on: July 02, 2019, 11:23:20 AM »
Looks like Sarah Huckabee fielding a tough question.
That's a word salad - and take it from me, I know word salad
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #3074 on: July 02, 2019, 11:29:48 AM »
NY Jets Mascot Tryouts.
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #3075 on: July 02, 2019, 11:38:42 AM »
Photobucket couldn't afford a plane to fly a banner over the park, so it rented out a frisbee.
would have thought the same thing but seeing the OP was TAC i immediately thought Maiden or DT related
Winger Theater Forums........or WTF.  ;D
TAC got a higher score than me in the electronic round? Honestly, can I just drop out now? :lol

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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #3076 on: July 02, 2019, 01:17:21 PM »
That's a word salad - and take it from me, I know word salad
I fear for the day when something happens on the right that is SO nuts that even Stadler says "That's crazy".
Quote from: Puppies_On_Acid
Remember the mark of a great vocalist is if TAC hates them with a special passion

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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #3077 on: July 02, 2019, 01:35:18 PM »
Photobucket couldn't afford a plane to fly a banner over the park, so it rented out a frisbee.

 :rollin 

Keep going guys... I'll give it a day.  Great stuff in here and I needed a laugh  :lol
"Let us hear the conclusion of the whole matter; Fear God, and keep his commandments: for this is the whole duty of man."  Ecclesiastes 12:13

Now with Twitler taking a high end steak of this caliber and insulting the cow that died for it by having it well done just shows zero respect for the product, which falls right in line with the amount of respect he shows for pretty much everything else.- Lonestar

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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #3078 on: July 02, 2019, 02:11:09 PM »
Oddjob trying to playing with his pet hound.
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #3079 on: July 02, 2019, 02:11:37 PM »
The Summer of George is well underway.
That's a word salad - and take it from me, I know word salad
I fear for the day when something happens on the right that is SO nuts that even Stadler says "That's crazy".
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Remember the mark of a great vocalist is if TAC hates them with a special passion