Author Topic: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW) (Read 208438 times)

Snow Dog · « **Reply #3010 on:** May 27, 2019, 03:24:53 PM »

Thank you!

Stanley Cup
Kingshmegland - 147
gmillerdrake - 116
TempusVox- 93
jingle.boy - 84
Tick - 73
Bosk1- 65
TAC - 64
lonestar- 49
Zydar - 34
The Silent Ham - 34
Adami - 32
contest_sanity - 30
DragonAttack - 29
Rumborak - 29
TheCountOfNYC - 29
LeeHarveyKennedy - 28
BlobVanDam - 28
Podaar - 25
Dr. DTVT - 23
Snow Dog - 22
Cool Chris - 19
YtseBitsySpider - 18
Eric42434224 - 17
Sir GuitarCozmo - 15

Ryder Cup
Guitarded - 14
yorost - 14
Nick - 13
Zerogravityfat - 13
Grizz - 12
Cedar-redaC - 11
Durg - 10
El Barto - 10
TimmyHiggy - 10
Xanthul - 9
Ariich - 8
chknptpie - 8
ThroughHerEyesDude6 - 7
Jamesman - 7
ScioPath - 5
Emindead - 5
Wolfking - 5
vtgrad - 5
SwedishGoose - 5
hefdaddy42 - 5
Indiscipline-5
Dark Master Of Sin - 4
AwakeFromOctavarium - 4
Mizzl - 4
Scorpion - 4
Onno - 4
Prog Snob - 4
jonnybaxy - 3
Lucien - 3
DebraKadabra - 3
Progmonster - 3
Sonaticafanica - 3
Ruba - 3
Kotowboy - 3
Soundgarden - 2
Cthrubuoy - 2
ClairvoyantCat - 2
? - 2
Randaran - 2
bl5150 - 2
Splent - 2
Soupytwist -2

Jock strap cup
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TAC · « **Reply #3011 on:** May 27, 2019, 04:07:34 PM »

Stadler!!!!

Snow Dog · « **Reply #3012 on:** June 02, 2019, 07:31:37 AM »

Bad picture with only one (hilarious, albeit) entry? I’ll let this go another day before giving the TAC the default win.

gmillerdrake · « **Reply #3013 on:** June 02, 2019, 08:32:12 AM »

Say....you ever smelled Chloroform before?

Podaar · « **Reply #3014 on:** June 02, 2019, 08:49:28 AM »

"I no kid you, baby. I got no hairpiece."

Podaar · « **Reply #3015 on:** June 02, 2019, 10:01:17 AM »

Denise Kwiver found herself helpless to resist her large-hand-fetish when Superintendent Harry Manbaque showed her his latest dance moves.

DragonAttack · « **Reply #3016 on:** June 03, 2019, 11:49:17 AM »

I would do anything for Hugh......

jingle.boy · « **Reply #3017 on:** June 03, 2019, 11:52:41 AM »

Harvey Weinstein Sr.

TAC · « **Reply #3018 on:** June 03, 2019, 12:06:39 PM »

Old man, “So honey, what’s your sign!”

Hot chick, “I’m a Libra, what’s yours?”

Old man, “I’m a Viagra”.

Snow Dog · « **Reply #3019 on:** June 04, 2019, 11:03:49 AM »

Quote from: TAC on May 27, 2019, 04:07:34 PM

Stadler!!!!

Some good ones after this one, but this still made me laugh the hardest.

You’re up, TAC!

TAC · « **Reply #3020 on:** June 04, 2019, 08:05:42 PM »

Fat Albert
Kingshmegland - 147
gmillerdrake - 116
TempusVox- 93
jingle.boy - 84
Tick - 74
Bosk1- 65
TAC - 64
lonestar- 49
Zydar - 34
The Silent Ham - 34
Adami - 32
contest_sanity - 30
DragonAttack - 29
Rumborak - 29
TheCountOfNYC - 29
LeeHarveyKennedy - 28
BlobVanDam - 28
Podaar - 25
Dr. DTVT - 23
Snow Dog - 22
Cool Chris - 19
YtseBitsySpider - 18
Eric42434224 - 17
Sir GuitarCozmo - 15

Fat Tuesday
Guitarded - 14
yorost - 14
Nick - 13
Zerogravityfat - 13
Grizz - 12
Cedar-redaC - 11
Durg - 10
El Barto - 10
TimmyHiggy - 10
Xanthul - 9
Ariich - 8
chknptpie - 8
ThroughHerEyesDude6 - 7
Jamesman - 7
ScioPath - 5
Emindead - 5
Wolfking - 5
vtgrad - 5
SwedishGoose - 5
hefdaddy42 - 5
Indiscipline-5
Dark Master Of Sin - 4
AwakeFromOctavarium - 4
Mizzl - 4
Scorpion - 4
Onno - 4
Prog Snob - 4
jonnybaxy - 3
Lucien - 3
DebraKadabra - 3
Progmonster - 3
Sonaticafanica - 3
Ruba - 3
Kotowboy - 3
Soundgarden - 2
Cthrubuoy - 2
ClairvoyantCat - 2
? - 2
Randaran - 2
bl5150 - 2
Splent - 2
Soupytwist -2

Fat Pig
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jingle.boy · « **Reply #3021 on:** June 04, 2019, 08:50:42 PM »

Gary and Kev at Disneyworld after the Blues win the Cup.

Cool Chris · « **Reply #3022 on:** June 04, 2019, 10:50:06 PM »

TAC on the Supper's Ready Roller Coaster at the new Genesis Theme Park.

DragonAttack · « **Reply #3023 on:** June 04, 2019, 11:53:00 PM »

Gene Simmons off stage.

TheCountOfNYC · « **Reply #3024 on:** June 05, 2019, 06:29:40 AM »

Magic Mountain? More like Tragic Fountain.

TempusVox · « **Reply #3025 on:** June 05, 2019, 08:52:28 PM »

And everyone in cars 4 through 9 got to try Gary's milkshake that day.

TheCountOfMinnesota · « **Reply #3026 on:** June 06, 2019, 08:05:06 PM »

They thought it would be a helpful diversion, but in retrospect the rollercoaster was a bad place to break the news to Chaz that Phi Kappa would be pledging its first Jew.

Snow Dog · « **Reply #3027 on:** June 07, 2019, 07:31:18 AM »

Quote from: TheCountOfMinnesota on June 06, 2019, 08:05:06 PM

They thought it would be a helpful diversion, but in retrospect the rollercoaster was a bad place to break the news to Chaz that Phi Kappa would be pledging its first Jew.

Tick · « **Reply #3028 on:** June 07, 2019, 07:33:58 AM »

Having just consumed a gallon of holy water, Ron's friend Jeff was a very blessed man.

gmillerdrake · « **Reply #3029 on:** June 07, 2019, 03:47:18 PM »

I had the same reaction when I heard that the Blues were getting favorable calls.

TAC · « **Reply #3030 on:** June 11, 2019, 07:23:24 PM »

Quote from: TheCountOfNYC on June 05, 2019, 06:29:40 AM

Magic Mountain? More like Tragic Fountain.

This actually made me laugh. Let's call it here.

TheCountOfNYC · « **Reply #3031 on:** June 11, 2019, 10:08:26 PM »

Thanks!

Updated standings:

Eric Staal
Kingshmegland - 147
gmillerdrake - 116
TempusVox- 93
jingle.boy - 84
Tick - 74
Bosk1- 65
TAC - 64
lonestar- 49
Zydar - 34
The Silent Ham - 34
Adami - 32
contest_sanity - 30
TheCountOfNYC - 30
DragonAttack - 29
Rumborak - 29
LeeHarveyKennedy - 28
BlobVanDam - 28
Podaar - 25
Dr. DTVT - 23
Snow Dog - 22
Cool Chris - 19
YtseBitsySpider - 18
Eric42434224 - 17
Sir GuitarCozmo - 15

Marc Staal
Guitarded - 14
yorost - 14
Nick - 13
Zerogravityfat - 13
Grizz - 12
Cedar-redaC - 11
Durg - 10
El Barto - 10
TimmyHiggy - 10
Xanthul - 9
Ariich - 8
chknptpie - 8
ThroughHerEyesDude6 - 7
Jamesman - 7
ScioPath - 5
Emindead - 5
Wolfking - 5
vtgrad - 5
SwedishGoose - 5
hefdaddy42 - 5
Indiscipline-5
Dark Master Of Sin - 4
AwakeFromOctavarium - 4
Mizzl - 4
Scorpion - 4
Onno - 4
Prog Snob - 4
jonnybaxy - 3
Lucien - 3
DebraKadabra - 3
Progmonster - 3
Sonaticafanica - 3
Ruba - 3
Kotowboy - 3
Soundgarden - 2
Cthrubuoy - 2
ClairvoyantCat - 2
? - 2
Randaran - 2
bl5150 - 2
Splent - 2
Soupytwist -2

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TAC · « **Reply #3032 on:** June 12, 2019, 05:23:54 AM »

The moment the Kings knew to strip Dustin Brown of his Captaincy.

jingle.boy · « **Reply #3033 on:** June 12, 2019, 05:43:51 AM »

During game 82, Brown: "I'm going to Disneyworld!!!". Spotter: "Guess we should've sent him to concussion protocol."

This move is called 'Dub-ya'

Snow Dog · « **Reply #3034 on:** June 12, 2019, 07:28:15 AM »

That’s actually a pretty spot-on Pierre McGuire impression...

gmillerdrake · « **Reply #3035 on:** June 12, 2019, 11:36:06 AM »

I've seen that same water stream just as I'm tucking "ol boy" away after peeing believing I was done.

Podaar · « **Reply #3036 on:** June 12, 2019, 11:40:48 AM »

...and he had a blue beard, if you can believe it, and was spitting like this. I was all, WTF is this shit?

gmillerdrake · « **Reply #3037 on:** June 12, 2019, 11:45:11 AM »

for some reason this reminds me of the night I drank three bottles of whiskey with some sailors returning from a two year tour......

jingle.boy · « **Reply #3038 on:** June 12, 2019, 12:23:42 PM »

You're damn right I can. The whole bottle at once. Watch!

TheSilentHam · « **Reply #3039 on:** June 13, 2019, 07:53:23 PM »

... and that, as much as anything, led to my drinking problem.

TAC · « **Reply #3040 on:** June 13, 2019, 07:58:59 PM »

I'm a dildo!

Cool Chris · « **Reply #3041 on:** June 13, 2019, 08:03:54 PM »

While former pilot Ted Striker was able to establish a new career in hockey, he never succeeded in shaking his drinking problem.

TheCountOfNYC · « **Reply #3042 on:** June 13, 2019, 09:52:35 PM »

Quote from: Snow Dog on June 12, 2019, 07:28:15 AM

That’s actually a pretty spot-on Pierre McGuire impression...

Any shot against Pierre McGuire is a win in my book. You’re up!

Ruba · « **Reply #3043 on:** June 13, 2019, 09:53:16 PM »

Quote from: TheSilentHam on June 13, 2019, 07:53:23 PM

... and that, as much as anything, led to my drinking problem.

Quote from: Cool Chris on June 13, 2019, 08:03:54 PM

While former pilot Ted Striker was able to establish a new career in hockey, he never succeeded in shaking his drinking problem.

Cool Chris · « **Reply #3044 on:** June 13, 2019, 09:59:13 PM »

Oh dang sorry Mr. Ham, I didn't see your post. I read through the first few hockey references that meant nothing to me so stopped reading the rest of the submissions.

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Author Topic: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW) (Read 208438 times)