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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #2940 on: February 20, 2019, 01:00:58 PM »
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #2941 on: February 20, 2019, 02:26:38 PM »
A look inside the DNC pre-check process for those still planning to announce their 2020 POTUS candidacy.

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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #2942 on: February 20, 2019, 03:35:12 PM »
From Vermont,  not from Vermont.   From Vermont....
I don't like country music, but I don't mean to denigrate those who do. And for the people who like country music, denigrate means 'put down'.” - Bob Newhart
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #2943 on: February 20, 2019, 04:18:28 PM »
"Old People Smell" being spread through pollination.
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #2944 on: February 23, 2019, 08:14:56 AM »
Old people identifying as Trans odor.

Doesn't smell like teen spirit that's for sure

Smell my arm pit is the new pull my finger

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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #2945 on: February 24, 2019, 02:58:42 PM »
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If I had a vote, ....all three of these :D
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #2946 on: February 25, 2019, 10:31:01 AM »
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If I had a vote, ....all three of these :D
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #2947 on: February 25, 2019, 01:46:17 PM »
From Vermont,  not from Vermont.   From Vermont....

Lots of good ones this round, but this one got me most for some reason. You’re up, King!

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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #2948 on: February 25, 2019, 01:51:55 PM »
Thanks!  I'll post when I get home!
I don't like country music, but I don't mean to denigrate those who do. And for the people who like country music, denigrate means 'put down'.” - Bob Newhart
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #2949 on: February 25, 2019, 03:58:31 PM »
I'm having issues with Imageshack. Can somebody post a pic for me?
I don't like country music, but I don't mean to denigrate those who do. And for the people who like country music, denigrate means 'put down'.” - Bob Newhart
So wait, we're spelling it wrong and king is spelling it right? What is going on here? :lol -- BlobVanDam
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #2950 on: February 27, 2019, 07:34:18 AM »
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #2951 on: February 27, 2019, 09:49:28 AM »
Yeah, I got my kneepads on, but you bend over first!
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #2952 on: February 27, 2019, 10:11:20 AM »
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #2953 on: February 27, 2019, 01:16:18 PM »
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #2954 on: February 27, 2019, 01:18:52 PM »
I always wondered how those sidewalk drummers' drums were made.
would have thought the same thing but seeing the OP was TAC i immediately thought Maiden or DT related
Winger Theater Forums........or WTF.  ;D
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #2955 on: February 27, 2019, 01:19:35 PM »
TAC remodels his basement.
That's a word salad - and take it from me, I know word salad
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #2956 on: February 27, 2019, 01:21:58 PM »
Where's I put my Racatac?
would have thought the same thing but seeing the OP was TAC i immediately thought Maiden or DT related
Winger Theater Forums........or WTF.  ;D
TAC got a higher score than me in the electronic round? Honestly, can I just drop out now? :lol

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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #2957 on: February 27, 2019, 01:22:46 PM »
Where's I put my Racatac?

Gregg stealed it.
That's a word salad - and take it from me, I know word salad
I fear for the day when something happens on the right that is SO nuts that even Stadler says "That's crazy".
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #2958 on: March 11, 2019, 07:46:15 AM »
pick z winner
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #2959 on: March 11, 2019, 08:31:49 AM »
Can I decline to pick a winner? Jesus
I don't like country music, but I don't mean to denigrate those who do. And for the people who like country music, denigrate means 'put down'.” - Bob Newhart
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #2960 on: March 11, 2019, 10:19:37 AM »
Hey Look.....It's Sir Mix Alot!!
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #2961 on: March 11, 2019, 12:42:10 PM »
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #2962 on: March 11, 2019, 01:01:39 PM »
Hey Look.....It's Sir Mix Alot!!

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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #2963 on: March 21, 2019, 02:09:18 PM »
The mixture in that bucket has hardened and now fully eroded to dust between the time it's taken to pick a winner. I believe King has the right of way to pick....Tick posted the pick for him? Right?
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #2964 on: March 22, 2019, 05:24:06 AM »
Can I decline to pick a winner? Jesus

With this pic, we should've declined to post captions.
That's a word salad - and take it from me, I know word salad
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #2965 on: March 22, 2019, 06:41:43 AM »
Can I decline to pick a winner? Jesus

With this pic, we should've declined to post captions.

I didn't post it.  I asked someone to post.

Well,

Hey Look.....It's Sir Mix Alot!!

The corniest wins.
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #2966 on: March 22, 2019, 07:26:24 AM »
Well....'thanks'...I guess?  Let's get the ball rolling again....


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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #2967 on: March 22, 2019, 10:13:02 AM »
Everyone quiet. Here comes Kraft.
would have thought the same thing but seeing the OP was TAC i immediately thought Maiden or DT related
Winger Theater Forums........or WTF.  ;D
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #2968 on: March 22, 2019, 06:02:32 PM »
When you must keep your call handling time low and calls handled high  - all while dealing with giardia-induced explosive diarrhea.

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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #2969 on: March 22, 2019, 09:56:44 PM »
Maybe they should clean their own ducts!

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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #2970 on: March 26, 2019, 06:25:52 AM »
Now that is a sweat shop. Someone grab a mop please.
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #2971 on: March 26, 2019, 08:40:16 AM »
Now that is a sweat shop. Someone grab a mop please.

 :lol   I'll go ahead and call it on this one. Your up Rich!
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #2972 on: April 01, 2019, 05:53:22 AM »
Next up....
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #2973 on: April 01, 2019, 05:55:16 AM »



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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #2974 on: April 01, 2019, 06:39:15 AM »
Ronald McDonald stars in a Bukkake film......
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