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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #2905 on: February 13, 2019, 10:55:57 AM »
Thanks! I forgot I even posted in this round tbh.


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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #2906 on: February 13, 2019, 11:33:39 AM »
Yngvie starts rehearsals for his upcoming tour.
That's a word salad - and take it from me, I know word salad
I fear for the day when something happens on the right that is SO nuts that even Stadler says "That's crazy".
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #2907 on: February 13, 2019, 11:44:57 AM »
I’ve heard him play. He blows.
would have thought the same thing but seeing the OP was TAC i immediately thought Maiden or DT related
Winger Theater Forums........or WTF.  ;D
TAC got a higher score than me in the electronic round? Honestly, can I just drop out now? :lol

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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #2908 on: February 13, 2019, 11:55:38 AM »
I don't mean to toot my own horn, but........
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #2909 on: February 13, 2019, 12:54:31 PM »
Seussphonic metal rules, sneetches!

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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #2910 on: February 13, 2019, 01:17:46 PM »
Now YOU can party like a rock star too with the all new Fender Stratocaster beer bong!

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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #2911 on: February 15, 2019, 06:12:19 PM »
Yngvie starts rehearsals for his upcoming tour.

He is known to be a blowhard from time to time. You’re up!
People figured out that the white thing that comes out of cows' titties could be drunk, and the relation between sweet desires and women's bellies growing up for 9 months. It can't be THAT hard to figure out how a trumpet works.”

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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #2912 on: February 15, 2019, 11:33:47 PM »
Eugene "Frampton" Wobblecott performs his new song, "Do You Feel Like We Kazoo?"
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #2913 on: February 16, 2019, 04:33:06 AM »
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That's a word salad - and take it from me, I know word salad
I fear for the day when something happens on the right that is SO nuts that even Stadler says "That's crazy".
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #2914 on: February 16, 2019, 04:34:36 AM »
Next caption-worthy (hopefully) pic

That's a word salad - and take it from me, I know word salad
I fear for the day when something happens on the right that is SO nuts that even Stadler says "That's crazy".
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #2915 on: February 16, 2019, 05:23:11 AM »
Holy shit!!!

Not a caption.
would have thought the same thing but seeing the OP was TAC i immediately thought Maiden or DT related
Winger Theater Forums........or WTF.  ;D
TAC got a higher score than me in the electronic round? Honestly, can I just drop out now? :lol

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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #2916 on: February 16, 2019, 08:06:39 AM »
 Meanwhile...later.
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #2917 on: February 16, 2019, 08:45:11 AM »
Honey, did you order luggage?
would have thought the same thing but seeing the OP was TAC i immediately thought Maiden or DT related
Winger Theater Forums........or WTF.  ;D
TAC got a higher score than me in the electronic round? Honestly, can I just drop out now? :lol

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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #2918 on: February 16, 2019, 12:36:04 PM »
WUZ UPPP!!!!
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #2919 on: February 16, 2019, 12:37:06 PM »
Tim Burtons...
The Reptile Shining
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #2920 on: February 16, 2019, 01:57:13 PM »
Welcome to Florida...
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #2921 on: February 16, 2019, 02:51:12 PM »
It must be ‘later’......
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #2922 on: February 17, 2019, 03:46:53 PM »
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #2923 on: February 17, 2019, 05:20:52 PM »
"I love this pet door." <smacks lips>  "By the way, I loved your pet, too!"
...going along with Dragon Attack's Queen thread has been like taking a free class in Queen knowledge. Where else are you gonna find info like that?!

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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #2924 on: February 18, 2019, 07:05:26 AM »
You got a cup of sugar I can borrow?

Hey, did you know Dwight Gooden had 276 strikeouts in 1984? Me either, but damn, that chicken was delicious!

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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #2925 on: February 18, 2019, 07:07:09 AM »
"Honey, your mother is here."
would have thought the same thing but seeing the OP was TAC i immediately thought Maiden or DT related
Winger Theater Forums........or WTF.  ;D
TAC got a higher score than me in the electronic round? Honestly, can I just drop out now? :lol

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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #2926 on: February 18, 2019, 08:25:47 AM »
Hey, did you know Dwight Gooden had 276 strikeouts in 1984? Me either, but damn, that chicken was delicious!

I sincerely gave this one a hearty laugh OUT LOUD.  Finally... the end of that damned chicken!
That's a word salad - and take it from me, I know word salad
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #2927 on: February 18, 2019, 10:22:48 AM »
You can't kill THAT Chicken, Baaaaaaaby!! He too clever to be eaten by anyone!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5gHiR1xeOSs
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #2928 on: February 18, 2019, 11:23:18 AM »
Awwww yeah!!!!!! We gonna party like we did back in the Cretaceous period up in here you bitches!!!!!!!   :metal
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #2929 on: February 18, 2019, 10:55:14 PM »
Thanks!  The stupid shit I come up with waking up at 5am...  :lol

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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #2930 on: February 19, 2019, 04:28:33 AM »
Inspiration for Lost Domain's album ... In the Waiting Room of Death

Strong enough for a man;made for a woman.

'Nurse porn' for seniors - old people need loving too!
That's a word salad - and take it from me, I know word salad
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #2931 on: February 19, 2019, 05:46:18 AM »
To Tell The Truth DTF style:

"Hi, my name is Jingle.boy"
Hello, my name is Jingle.boy"
"No, MY name is Jingle.boy"
would have thought the same thing but seeing the OP was TAC i immediately thought Maiden or DT related
Winger Theater Forums........or WTF.  ;D
TAC got a higher score than me in the electronic round? Honestly, can I just drop out now? :lol

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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #2932 on: February 19, 2019, 06:23:00 AM »
That job is the pits........







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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #2933 on: February 19, 2019, 06:35:23 AM »
Monday, 5:15 PM:

Dear diary, I know, this job sucks, BUT I GOT TO SMELL BRUCE SPRINGSTEEN'S ARMPIT!

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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #2934 on: February 19, 2019, 07:22:31 AM »
Enthusiastic new recruits begin their physicals to join the Right Guard - R.E.D. Division.
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #2935 on: February 19, 2019, 12:15:46 PM »
The FDA inspects a new shipment of pitted prunes.
would have thought the same thing but seeing the OP was TAC i immediately thought Maiden or DT related
Winger Theater Forums........or WTF.  ;D
TAC got a higher score than me in the electronic round? Honestly, can I just drop out now? :lol

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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #2936 on: February 19, 2019, 01:03:24 PM »
Hitler only wanted right handed armpits.
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #2937 on: February 19, 2019, 01:26:24 PM »
I love the look on the first guy's face.."Yeah honey, you want it."
would have thought the same thing but seeing the OP was TAC i immediately thought Maiden or DT related
Winger Theater Forums........or WTF.  ;D
TAC got a higher score than me in the electronic round? Honestly, can I just drop out now? :lol

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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #2938 on: February 19, 2019, 01:31:46 PM »
Speed-dating for deaf, dumb, and blind people.



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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #2939 on: February 20, 2019, 11:26:03 AM »



Swedish 70's supergroup ABBA, at the release party of their first single in 37 years, "Take a Whiff of Me".
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