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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #2695 on: November 06, 2018, 06:56:39 PM »
Bill thinks he's kinky....
I don't like country music, but I don't mean to denigrate those who do. And for the people who like country music, denigrate means 'put down'.” - Bob Newhart
So wait, we're spelling it wrong and king is spelling it right? What is going on here? :lol -- BlobVanDam
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #2696 on: November 07, 2018, 04:57:48 AM »
Little did George know that Michelle's breath didn't just hyperbolically smell like ass - it literally did... after playing a little ragtime diddy with Barry's rusty trombone earlier that day.
That's a word salad - and take it from me, I know word salad
I fear for the day when something happens on the right that is SO nuts that even Stadler says "That's crazy".
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #2697 on: November 07, 2018, 08:10:36 AM »
Here's the only 'change' your getting from me.....
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #2698 on: November 07, 2018, 10:22:26 AM »
Here's the only 'change' your getting from me.....

That's the buzzer beater! Stage is yours, sir.

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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #2699 on: November 07, 2018, 03:33:58 PM »
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #2700 on: November 07, 2018, 03:35:57 PM »
Kingshmegland's supply of White Out.
would have thought the same thing but seeing the OP was TAC i immediately thought Maiden or DT related
Winger Theater Forums........or WTF.  ;D
TAC got a higher score than me in the electronic round? Honestly, can I just drop out now? :lol

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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #2701 on: November 07, 2018, 03:38:37 PM »
Oh smile!!!

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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #2702 on: November 07, 2018, 05:35:44 PM »
"In local news, Kilz Paint started an impromptu rally for President Trump on Aisle 4 today at the Home Depot on 4th and Main St...."
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #2703 on: November 07, 2018, 06:41:03 PM »
This is the wave that David Duke was looking for.

# of days without an accident at work:
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There goes Shmegland's safety award!

"Cleanup on aisle 5... cleanup on aisle 5"
That's a word salad - and take it from me, I know word salad
I fear for the day when something happens on the right that is SO nuts that even Stadler says "That's crazy".
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #2704 on: November 07, 2018, 06:55:25 PM »
Trump's master plan.
I don't like country music, but I don't mean to denigrate those who do. And for the people who like country music, denigrate means 'put down'.” - Bob Newhart
So wait, we're spelling it wrong and king is spelling it right? What is going on here? :lol -- BlobVanDam
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #2705 on: November 07, 2018, 10:43:01 PM »
It was always obvious when Peter North had done something he shouldn't be doing at work.
...going along with Dragon Attack's Queen thread has been like taking a free class in Queen knowledge. Where else are you gonna find info like that?!

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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #2706 on: November 09, 2018, 09:43:09 AM »
A hostile response to the old Rolling Stones classic...
Yup. Tick is dead on.  She's not your type.  Move on.   Tick is Obi Wan Kenobi


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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #2707 on: November 09, 2018, 09:58:14 AM »
Kill, Kill, Kill the white man.  Kill him until he is dead. - Mama lookaboobooday (the only black traffic reporter in the Detroit area I'm proud to say)
"Let us hear the conclusion of the whole matter; Fear God, and keep his commandments: for this is the whole duty of man."  Ecclesiastes 12:13

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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #2708 on: November 12, 2018, 09:50:07 AM »
gimmee a couple more....I'll pick a winner tonight.
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #2709 on: November 12, 2018, 10:28:28 AM »
"I don't see a problem."
Megyn Kelly
...going along with Dragon Attack's Queen thread has been like taking a free class in Queen knowledge. Where else are you gonna find info like that?!

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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #2710 on: November 12, 2018, 11:48:41 AM »
After getting fired from Home Depot, Jeffrey didn't have a great drive home:

That's a word salad - and take it from me, I know word salad
I fear for the day when something happens on the right that is SO nuts that even Stadler says "That's crazy".
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #2711 on: November 12, 2018, 03:41:26 PM »
What's white and smells like blue paint? White paint.

How did the pirate vandalize Home Depot? He made arrrrrrrrt!

On Larry's last day at Menard's, he finally understood the importance of securing his load.

"Hey, I wonder what this switch does?"
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #2712 on: November 12, 2018, 08:55:47 PM »
"What's could be worse than one giant paint bubble?"

"Oh, I know! Two giant paint bubbles!"

Perhaps you should ask bosk to reverse the "e" and "a" in the second half of your user name.
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #2713 on: November 13, 2018, 06:25:50 AM »
White paint matters
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #2714 on: November 13, 2018, 06:37:12 AM »
"But you said you wanted me to drop the pallet in aisle 28"
would have thought the same thing but seeing the OP was TAC i immediately thought Maiden or DT related
Winger Theater Forums........or WTF.  ;D
TAC got a higher score than me in the electronic round? Honestly, can I just drop out now? :lol

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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #2715 on: November 13, 2018, 06:42:11 AM »
"I don't see a problem."
Megyn Kelly

This made me chuckle. You’re up!
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #2716 on: November 13, 2018, 09:53:54 AM »

It's been a while.  Thanks, Gary, seems the last minute ones work at times (though the king white out made me spit take)

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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #2717 on: November 13, 2018, 10:13:01 AM »
"I can't believe people read that crappy comic we were in for a whole decade!"
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #2718 on: November 13, 2018, 11:57:51 AM »
For such a young kid he sure seems to be making that pussy awfully happy....
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #2719 on: November 13, 2018, 12:01:47 PM »
"Stadler and Jingle.boy agreeing on gun control??"

"Hilary 2020?"

"Wrecked him?  DAMN NEAR KILLED HIM!!"
That's a word salad - and take it from me, I know word salad
I fear for the day when something happens on the right that is SO nuts that even Stadler says "That's crazy".
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #2720 on: November 13, 2018, 12:53:26 PM »
".....and then they said.....every vote counts.... :lol"
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #2721 on: November 13, 2018, 01:03:26 PM »
He's going to build a wall when we own a Transmogrifier?!
I don't like country music, but I don't mean to denigrate those who do. And for the people who like country music, denigrate means 'put down'.” - Bob Newhart
So wait, we're spelling it wrong and king is spelling it right? What is going on here? :lol -- BlobVanDam
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #2722 on: November 13, 2018, 01:05:19 PM »
So this guy on DTF thinks we are Tigger and Dennis The Menace..
would have thought the same thing but seeing the OP was TAC i immediately thought Maiden or DT related
Winger Theater Forums........or WTF.  ;D
TAC got a higher score than me in the electronic round? Honestly, can I just drop out now? :lol

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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #2723 on: November 13, 2018, 02:12:53 PM »
"I can't believe people read that crappy comic we were in for a whole decade!"

"Shame.  Shame.  Shame."
(you would have stood a much better chance with something like 'Butt fumble!')
...going along with Dragon Attack's Queen thread has been like taking a free class in Queen knowledge. Where else are you gonna find info like that?!

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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #2724 on: November 13, 2018, 02:14:20 PM »
I am honestly surprised I didn't provoke anyone's ire sooner.  :biggrin:
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #2725 on: November 19, 2018, 08:50:28 AM »
So this guy on DTF thinks we are Tigger and Dennis The Menace..

Going with the few that were non political....you're up, Tim
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #2726 on: November 19, 2018, 11:02:04 AM »
Thanks Joe!

Pic and standings coming up soon.
would have thought the same thing but seeing the OP was TAC i immediately thought Maiden or DT related
Winger Theater Forums........or WTF.  ;D
TAC got a higher score than me in the electronic round? Honestly, can I just drop out now? :lol

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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #2727 on: November 19, 2018, 01:50:59 PM »
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would have thought the same thing but seeing the OP was TAC i immediately thought Maiden or DT related
Winger Theater Forums........or WTF.  ;D
TAC got a higher score than me in the electronic round? Honestly, can I just drop out now? :lol

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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #2728 on: November 19, 2018, 02:23:13 PM »
Let's play "Guess who just gave head!"

Pass the fucking cranberries, Sharon!
That's a word salad - and take it from me, I know word salad
I fear for the day when something happens on the right that is SO nuts that even Stadler says "That's crazy".
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #2729 on: November 20, 2018, 12:07:20 AM »
I'm thankful for... Oh, forget it. I'll see you guys for Christmas dinner.
Perhaps you should ask bosk to reverse the "e" and "a" in the second half of your user name.
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