Author Topic: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW) (Read 207928 times)

SwedishGoose · « **Reply #2660 on:** October 18, 2018, 05:26:36 AM »

These guys perfectly illustrate the proverb:

Life is like a golf ball. You get hit time after time until you end up in a hole in the ground.

Tick · « **Reply #2661 on:** October 24, 2018, 01:21:47 PM »

ZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzz

TAC · « **Reply #2662 on:** October 24, 2018, 06:04:15 PM »

Quote from: jingle.boy on October 14, 2018, 07:11:57 PM

That's the kind of put they call "Grandpa's Old Pajamas".... 2 balls outside.

Very funny!

You're up J Boy!

jingle.boy · « **Reply #2663 on:** October 25, 2018, 10:02:17 AM »

The Kate Winslett (chunky, but otherwise perfect)
Kingshmegland - 147
gmillerdrake - 110
TempusVox- 93
jingle.boy - 79
Tick - 72
Bosk1- 65
TAC - 60
lonestar- 49
Zydar - 34
The Silent Ham - 34
Adami - 32
contest_sanity - 30
Rumborak - 29
LeeHarveyKennedy - 28
BlobVanDam - 28
DragonAttack - 28
TheCountOfNYC - 27
Podaar - 24
Dr. DTVT - 23
Snow Dog - 19
Cool Chris - 19
YtseBitsySpider - 18
Eric42434224 - 17
Sir GuitarCozmo - 15

The Rock Hudson (looked straight, but it wasn't)
Guitarded - 14
yorost - 14
Nick - 13
Zerogravityfat - 13
Grizz - 12
Cedar-redaC - 11
Durg - 10
El Barto - 10
TimmyHiggy - 10
Xanthul - 9
Ariich - 8
chknptpie - 8
ThroughHerEyesDude6 - 7
Jamesman - 7
ScioPath - 5
Emindead - 5
Wolfking - 5
vtgrad - 5
SwedishGoose - 5
hefdaddy42 - 4
Dark Master Of Sin - 4
AwakeFromOctavarium - 4
Mizzl - 4
Scorpion - 4
Onno - 4
Prog Snob - 4
jonnybaxy - 3
Lucien - 3
DebraKadabra - 3
Progmonster - 3
Sonaticafanica - 3
Ruba - 3
Kotowboy - 3
Indiscipline - 3
Soundgarden - 2
Cthrubuoy - 2
ClairvoyantCat - 2
? - 2
Randaran - 2
bl5150 - 2
Splent - 2
Soupytwist -2

Grandpa's Pajamas (two balls outside)
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jingle.boy · « **Reply #2664 on:** October 25, 2018, 10:02:32 AM »

Cool Chris · « **Reply #2665 on:** October 25, 2018, 10:12:35 AM »

Hannibal! When I told you I wasn't takin' no plane, I didn't think you'd end up putting' me on this stinking old bus!

TAC · « **Reply #2666 on:** October 25, 2018, 05:41:07 PM »

Road tripping to the Kingshmegland Convention.

King Postwhore · « **Reply #2667 on:** October 25, 2018, 05:48:23 PM »

Quote from: TAC on October 25, 2018, 05:41:07 PM

Road tripping to the Kingshmegland Convention.

Shmegland Please!

TAC · « **Reply #2668 on:** October 26, 2018, 05:29:58 PM »

Honey, the guy sitting next to me is a real weirdo.

Cedar redaC · « **Reply #2669 on:** October 28, 2018, 03:23:46 PM »

"Could you look on the dresser again? I think I left one of my bracelets."

Indiscipline · « **Reply #2670 on:** October 28, 2018, 03:44:07 PM »

After decades of wondering, we can finally take a look to the other side:

"It's Charlie, Angels. Time to go to work."

King Postwhore · « **Reply #2671 on:** October 28, 2018, 04:37:18 PM »

Mofo skipping rotary dialing dawg.

jingle.boy · « **Reply #2672 on:** October 28, 2018, 08:24:13 PM »

Quote from: Cedar redaC on October 28, 2018, 03:23:46 PM

"Could you look on the dresser again? I think I left one of my bracelets."

HOLY FUCKING SHIT!!!!

WELCOME BACK! Is your Mission over? Maybe take the response to General Discussion.

Cedar redaC · « **Reply #2673 on:** October 30, 2018, 10:34:51 AM »

Quote from: jingle.boy on October 28, 2018, 08:24:13 PM

Quote from: Cedar redaC on October 28, 2018, 03:23:46 PM
"Could you look on the dresser again? I think I left one of my bracelets."

HOLY FUCKING SHIT!!!!

WELCOME BACK! Is your Mission over? Maybe take the response to General Discussion.

Nah, my mission ended in 2015 and I was barely active on DTF for while, but I came back to discuss the new Haken album. I saw the caption game and thought, "hey, I'll see how that's going."

Cool Chris · « **Reply #2674 on:** October 30, 2018, 11:33:40 AM »

Quote from: Cedar redaC on October 30, 2018, 10:34:51 AM

Nah, my mission ended in 2015...

Congrats. Did you make yourself a huge bleeping banner?

Cedar redaC · « **Reply #2675 on:** October 30, 2018, 11:47:46 AM »

No, I had been on a plane/in airports for like 23 hours, so I just wanted dinner and to go to bed.

gmillerdrake · « **Reply #2676 on:** November 01, 2018, 09:01:25 AM »

...yeah that's Baraucs.....B-A-R-A-C-U-S.........just tell him that his Dad's on the phone and needs to talk to him.

jingle.boy · « **Reply #2677 on:** November 01, 2018, 09:15:42 AM »

Quote from: Indiscipline on October 28, 2018, 03:44:07 PM

After decades of wondering, we can finally take a look to the other side:

"It's Charlie, Angels. Time to go to work."

Slim pickins, but this gave me a giggle.

Indiscipline · « **Reply #2678 on:** November 01, 2018, 01:04:59 PM »

I love Slim Pickens.

The Lannisters:
Kingshmegland - 147
gmillerdrake - 110
TempusVox- 93
jingle.boy - 79
Tick - 72
Bosk1- 65
TAC - 60
lonestar- 49
Zydar - 34
The Silent Ham - 34
Adami - 32
contest_sanity - 30
Rumborak - 29
LeeHarveyKennedy - 28
BlobVanDam - 28
DragonAttack - 28
TheCountOfNYC - 27
Podaar - 24
Dr. DTVT - 23
Snow Dog - 19
Cool Chris - 19
YtseBitsySpider - 18
Eric42434224 - 17
Sir GuitarCozmo - 15

The Starks:
Guitarded - 14
yorost - 14
Nick - 13
Zerogravityfat - 13
Grizz - 12
Cedar-redaC - 11
Durg - 10
El Barto - 10
TimmyHiggy - 10
Xanthul - 9
Ariich - 8
chknptpie - 8
ThroughHerEyesDude6 - 7
Jamesman - 7
ScioPath - 5
Emindead - 5
Wolfking - 5
vtgrad - 5
SwedishGoose - 5
hefdaddy42 - 4
Dark Master Of Sin - 4
AwakeFromOctavarium - 4
Mizzl - 4
Scorpion - 4
Onno - 4
Prog Snob - 4
Indiscipline - 4
jonnybaxy - 3
Lucien - 3
DebraKadabra - 3
Progmonster - 3
Sonaticafanica - 3
Ruba - 3
Kotowboy - 3
Soundgarden - 2
Cthrubuoy - 2
ClairvoyantCat - 2
? - 2
Randaran - 2
bl5150 - 2
Splent - 2
Soupytwist -2

The Freys:
millahh, Bout to crash, JarJarBinks, ddtonfire, Portrucci, Robwebster, Skydivingninja, Jakartabassplayer, Lowdz, Nekov, Kosmo, Chino, Metropolaris, admin, MasterShakezula, QueenAmidalla, Cyclopssss, FlyingBIZKIT, Chris Hinton

Cedar redaC · « **Reply #2679 on:** November 01, 2018, 03:02:44 PM »

Here's the keys to Hanger 18. Put on your hazmat suits before you go in.

DragonAttack · « **Reply #2680 on:** November 01, 2018, 03:32:52 PM »

"Oops, sorry, shouldn't ahad dem chili fries for lunch."

gmillerdrake · « **Reply #2681 on:** November 01, 2018, 04:34:03 PM »

Here’s a little something I picked up in Denver....

TAC · « **Reply #2682 on:** November 01, 2018, 06:43:34 PM »

Here's Bill's car keys. Let's see if he notices.

King Postwhore · « **Reply #2683 on:** November 01, 2018, 07:14:27 PM »

Give Bill a mint. His breath smells a little bit like Monica.

TAC · « **Reply #2684 on:** November 01, 2018, 07:22:50 PM »

You guys want to come over for a Sling party?

DragonAttack · « **Reply #2685 on:** November 01, 2018, 08:14:35 PM »

"Oh, George!"
"Sorry, Laura. I always do tend to get a stiffy at the wrong times."

SwedishGoose · « **Reply #2686 on:** November 02, 2018, 01:53:44 AM »

George! Get your hand away from Micelles before the photographers see it.

jingle.boy · « **Reply #2687 on:** November 02, 2018, 04:49:51 AM »

SLIPKNOT!!!!!

TAC · « **Reply #2688 on:** November 02, 2018, 09:39:44 AM »

Tell Barack to take one of these an hour before. It works great for me.

jingle.boy · « **Reply #2689 on:** November 02, 2018, 10:20:39 AM »

How did Don Cheadle get in the 2nd row?

FAKE NEWS!!!

TempusVox · « **Reply #2690 on:** November 02, 2018, 10:22:51 AM »

Okay, here's the cyanide capsule... You must get Trump to drink it after you put it in his glass. Civilization as we know it is counting on you. For the love of God- don't mess this up.

gmillerdrake · « **Reply #2691 on:** November 02, 2018, 10:39:41 AM »

It’s Room 404......Laura will be gone from 6:30 to 9:30.

jingle.boy · « **Reply #2692 on:** November 03, 2018, 04:37:43 AM »

Quote from: gmillerdrake on November 02, 2018, 10:39:41 AM

It’s Room 404......Laura will be gone from 6:30 to 9:30.

Turns out they're all staying at the Hilton Tree Tops Plaza; HTTP - 404 Not Found.

Tick · « **Reply #2693 on:** November 05, 2018, 08:44:11 AM »

A night at Marvel Universe Live...

George W - "What time does the Hulk smash?"

Barrack O - "Black Panther matters"

Podaar · « **Reply #2694 on:** November 06, 2018, 06:51:12 PM »

And the ones that Dubya gives ya, don't do anything at all

News: Untethered Angel official video: https://youtu.be/gylxuO6dKOw

Author Topic: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW) (Read 207928 times)