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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #2625 on: September 25, 2018, 12:58:30 PM »
How Count Chocula was created.
would have thought the same thing but seeing the OP was TAC i immediately thought Maiden or DT related
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TAC got a higher score than me in the electronic round? Honestly, can I just drop out now? :lol

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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #2626 on: September 26, 2018, 09:30:21 AM »
Always after me lucky charms! Pink Hearts, Yellow Moons, Orange Stars, Green Clovers, Blue Diamonds, and brown...WTF!!!
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #2627 on: September 26, 2018, 10:19:35 AM »
How Count Chocula was created.

This got the biggest chuckle.  You're up Tim. Give us a good one!
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #2628 on: September 26, 2018, 10:36:52 AM »
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would have thought the same thing but seeing the OP was TAC i immediately thought Maiden or DT related
Winger Theater Forums........or WTF.  ;D
TAC got a higher score than me in the electronic round? Honestly, can I just drop out now? :lol

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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #2629 on: September 26, 2018, 10:49:22 AM »
would have thought the same thing but seeing the OP was TAC i immediately thought Maiden or DT related
Winger Theater Forums........or WTF.  ;D
TAC got a higher score than me in the electronic round? Honestly, can I just drop out now? :lol

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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #2630 on: September 26, 2018, 10:59:11 AM »
Slippery when wet
...going along with Dragon Attack's Queen thread has been like taking a free class in Queen knowledge. Where else are you gonna find info like that?!

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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #2631 on: September 26, 2018, 11:00:47 AM »
Helga's Log, Redneck date: 1372.2. Jim Bob is off on a coon hunt with Cooter and Billy Ray. I am off to fix the sign Boomhauer knocked down, I tell you what.
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #2632 on: September 26, 2018, 11:03:25 AM »
Not the biggest log that Patty ... 'moved' ... that day.

You sure know how to handle the wood, Darlene.

Now there's an honest profile pic at Onlyfarmers.com
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #2633 on: September 26, 2018, 11:18:42 AM »
This week in "Ladies Over-reacting":

Helmut told Inge she can't give him wood anymore.

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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #2634 on: September 26, 2018, 11:33:31 AM »
The latest accuser against Brett Kavanaugh comes forward, with proof he asked her to feel how hard his lumber was.
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #2635 on: September 26, 2018, 11:38:17 AM »
Inspiration for Robert Plant's 1983 "hit" - Big Log.
That's a word salad - and take it from me, I know word salad
I fear for the day when something happens on the right that is SO nuts that even Stadler says "That's crazy".
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #2636 on: September 27, 2018, 10:12:39 PM »
Bridge construction crew hard at work in West Virginia.
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #2637 on: September 28, 2018, 05:00:33 AM »
In Russia,  women hunt men.
I don't like country music, but I don't mean to denigrate those who do. And for the people who like country music, denigrate means 'put down'.” - Bob Newhart
So wait, we're spelling it wrong and king is spelling it right? What is going on here? :lol -- BlobVanDam
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #2638 on: September 28, 2018, 08:32:20 AM »
Gearing up for some good ol fashioned redneck masturbation
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #2639 on: September 28, 2018, 01:56:03 PM »
Gearing up for some good ol fashioned redneck masturbation

This isn't the general chat thread. Please caption the picture.












 ;D
would have thought the same thing but seeing the OP was TAC i immediately thought Maiden or DT related
Winger Theater Forums........or WTF.  ;D
TAC got a higher score than me in the electronic round? Honestly, can I just drop out now? :lol

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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #2640 on: October 03, 2018, 06:30:44 AM »
Helga's Log, Redneck date: 1372.2. Jim Bob is off on a coon hunt with Cooter and Billy Ray. I am off to fix the sign Boomhauer knocked down, I tell you what.


Winnah!!  You're up Chris!
would have thought the same thing but seeing the OP was TAC i immediately thought Maiden or DT related
Winger Theater Forums........or WTF.  ;D
TAC got a higher score than me in the electronic round? Honestly, can I just drop out now? :lol

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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #2641 on: October 04, 2018, 10:54:35 AM »
Sorry fellas for delay and lack of originality; router crashed, finally back online.

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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #2642 on: October 09, 2018, 12:00:42 PM »
DTF's emergency prostate exam team is on call at prog stock. MOON RIVER!!!
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #2643 on: October 09, 2018, 12:54:13 PM »
Uh Cram, where is your OTHER hand!?!?!
That's a word salad - and take it from me, I know word salad
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #2644 on: October 09, 2018, 01:55:53 PM »
A&E premiering their new show..10 Dorks And Counting.
would have thought the same thing but seeing the OP was TAC i immediately thought Maiden or DT related
Winger Theater Forums........or WTF.  ;D
TAC got a higher score than me in the electronic round? Honestly, can I just drop out now? :lol

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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #2645 on: October 09, 2018, 03:36:17 PM »
High (on) IQ

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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #2646 on: October 09, 2018, 04:14:00 PM »
jingle.boy: the only one man enough to cock both barrels.
That's a word salad - and take it from me, I know word salad
I fear for the day when something happens on the right that is SO nuts that even Stadler says "That's crazy".
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #2647 on: October 09, 2018, 07:25:21 PM »
The acapella band known as The Flying Fucks.
I don't like country music, but I don't mean to denigrate those who do. And for the people who like country music, denigrate means 'put down'.” - Bob Newhart
So wait, we're spelling it wrong and king is spelling it right? What is going on here? :lol -- BlobVanDam
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #2648 on: October 09, 2018, 07:29:46 PM »
jingle.boy: the only one man enough to cock both barrels.

Jingle.Boy: the only man to barrel both cocks.
would have thought the same thing but seeing the OP was TAC i immediately thought Maiden or DT related
Winger Theater Forums........or WTF.  ;D
TAC got a higher score than me in the electronic round? Honestly, can I just drop out now? :lol

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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #2649 on: October 09, 2018, 07:31:58 PM »
jingle.boy: the only one man enough to cock both barrels.

Jingle Boy: The only one not groping someone else.
I don't like country music, but I don't mean to denigrate those who do. And for the people who like country music, denigrate means 'put down'.” - Bob Newhart
So wait, we're spelling it wrong and king is spelling it right? What is going on here? :lol -- BlobVanDam
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #2650 on: October 09, 2018, 07:35:42 PM »
jingle.boy: the only one man enough to cock both barrels.

Jingle Boy: The only one not groping someone else.

Jingle.boy: Playing with himself, as usual.
would have thought the same thing but seeing the OP was TAC i immediately thought Maiden or DT related
Winger Theater Forums........or WTF.  ;D
TAC got a higher score than me in the electronic round? Honestly, can I just drop out now? :lol

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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #2651 on: October 09, 2018, 10:23:13 PM »
Someone yelled, "Media!" at the VFW Hall Trump Rally, just outside of Pittsburgh yesterday.
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #2652 on: October 14, 2018, 05:45:50 PM »
A&E premiering their new show..10 Dorks And Counting.

As someone whose wife will watch anything on A&E or TLC involving families with a crap load of kids, little people, fat people, otherwise physically different or deformed people, pregnant kids, trashy rich housewives... this one hit close to home. 
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #2653 on: October 14, 2018, 05:56:31 PM »
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would have thought the same thing but seeing the OP was TAC i immediately thought Maiden or DT related
Winger Theater Forums........or WTF.  ;D
TAC got a higher score than me in the electronic round? Honestly, can I just drop out now? :lol

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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #2654 on: October 14, 2018, 06:27:35 PM »
Holy shit, John Daly has hit rock bottom...

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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #2655 on: October 14, 2018, 06:49:24 PM »
Noonan!  Noonan!  Noonan!  Noonan!
...going along with Dragon Attack's Queen thread has been like taking a free class in Queen knowledge. Where else are you gonna find info like that?!

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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #2656 on: October 14, 2018, 06:50:30 PM »
I imagine these are my wife's meatballs.
I don't like country music, but I don't mean to denigrate those who do. And for the people who like country music, denigrate means 'put down'.” - Bob Newhart
So wait, we're spelling it wrong and king is spelling it right? What is going on here? :lol -- BlobVanDam
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #2657 on: October 14, 2018, 07:11:57 PM »
That's the kind of put they call "Grandpa's Old Pajamas".... 2 balls outside.

Is that a gopher on his head?

Be the ball Danny.... be the ball.
That's a word salad - and take it from me, I know word salad
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #2658 on: October 15, 2018, 07:00:40 AM »
It was that exact moment that Milton could no longer deny his unholy attraction.
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #2659 on: October 17, 2018, 10:20:11 AM »
Gonna pick a winner tonight!
would have thought the same thing but seeing the OP was TAC i immediately thought Maiden or DT related
Winger Theater Forums........or WTF.  ;D
TAC got a higher score than me in the electronic round? Honestly, can I just drop out now? :lol