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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #2590 on: September 07, 2018, 05:45:47 AM »
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #2591 on: September 08, 2018, 08:11:05 PM »
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #2592 on: September 08, 2018, 10:05:21 PM »
"Not the best Busch I've tasted today"
That's a word salad - and take it from me, I know word salad
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #2593 on: September 09, 2018, 04:56:37 AM »
I've had this taste in my mouth before.
I don't like country music, but I don't mean to denigrate those who do. And for the people who like country music, denigrate means 'put down'.” - Bob Newhart
So wait, we're spelling it wrong and king is spelling it right? What is going on here? :lol -- BlobVanDam
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #2594 on: September 10, 2018, 03:56:37 AM »
"Sorry, lost my ID. But I swear I'm legal drinking age"

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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #2595 on: September 10, 2018, 05:29:45 AM »
Need more busch in me.. George doesn't want to anymore

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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #2596 on: September 10, 2018, 08:10:40 AM »
Pictured: Eunice’s four cans of Busch.
Not pictured: Eunice’s two cans hanging by her bush.

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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #2597 on: September 12, 2018, 04:31:38 PM »
Guys, I know I posted this over the weekend, but let's f'n go!!
would have thought the same thing but seeing the OP was TAC i immediately thought Maiden or DT related
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TAC got a higher score than me in the electronic round? Honestly, can I just drop out now? :lol

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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #2598 on: September 13, 2018, 03:40:16 AM »
Guys, I know I posted this over the weekend, but let's f'n go!!

Because you asked:

"This reminds me when I used to get drunk with my classmate Tim in high school ..."

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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #2599 on: September 13, 2018, 07:05:40 AM »
Gonna judge this when I get home tonight. 8:00 PM Boston time.

But I am disappoint.
would have thought the same thing but seeing the OP was TAC i immediately thought Maiden or DT related
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TAC got a higher score than me in the electronic round? Honestly, can I just drop out now? :lol

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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #2600 on: September 13, 2018, 08:36:27 AM »
You're disappointed? How do you think we felt when we saw the image you posted?
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #2601 on: September 13, 2018, 11:44:41 AM »
A drunk old lady? I figured that’d be right up everyone ‘s alley, especially you, old man.  ;D
would have thought the same thing but seeing the OP was TAC i immediately thought Maiden or DT related
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TAC got a higher score than me in the electronic round? Honestly, can I just drop out now? :lol

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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #2602 on: September 13, 2018, 01:04:59 PM »
A drunk old lady? I figured that’d be right up everyone ‘s alley, especially you, old man.  ;D

Maybe if it was *your* ole lady drunk, it'd be more up our alley.

Real caption....

Queen Crimson.  She sucks too.
That's a word salad - and take it from me, I know word salad
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #2603 on: September 13, 2018, 07:27:12 PM »
I've had this taste in my mouth before.


Joe...take it, it's yours.
would have thought the same thing but seeing the OP was TAC i immediately thought Maiden or DT related
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TAC got a higher score than me in the electronic round? Honestly, can I just drop out now? :lol

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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #2604 on: September 13, 2018, 08:09:36 PM »
I'll post the standings tomorrow.

I don't like country music, but I don't mean to denigrate those who do. And for the people who like country music, denigrate means 'put down'.” - Bob Newhart
So wait, we're spelling it wrong and king is spelling it right? What is going on here? :lol -- BlobVanDam
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #2605 on: September 13, 2018, 08:16:14 PM »
Canada
would have thought the same thing but seeing the OP was TAC i immediately thought Maiden or DT related
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TAC got a higher score than me in the electronic round? Honestly, can I just drop out now? :lol

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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #2606 on: September 14, 2018, 06:17:05 AM »
On their way to the monthly "like fuk I'll put my carts in the coral" meeting at the Legion.

New idea for Japanese game show ... Gas Station tug-of-war

Lloyd and Harry fillin 'er up.
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #2607 on: September 14, 2018, 08:56:52 AM »
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #2608 on: September 20, 2018, 11:46:12 AM »
Kingshmegland will pick a winner as soon as he’s done gassing up.
would have thought the same thing but seeing the OP was TAC i immediately thought Maiden or DT related
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TAC got a higher score than me in the electronic round? Honestly, can I just drop out now? :lol

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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #2609 on: September 20, 2018, 11:53:13 AM »
Or I get more than 3 responses.
I don't like country music, but I don't mean to denigrate those who do. And for the people who like country music, denigrate means 'put down'.” - Bob Newhart
So wait, we're spelling it wrong and king is spelling it right? What is going on here? :lol -- BlobVanDam
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #2610 on: September 20, 2018, 01:39:10 PM »
Canada

Lookit those coupla hosers, eh?

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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #2611 on: September 21, 2018, 06:42:47 AM »
So yeah, this round is over after 7 days. Pick a winner!

Here's my caption...

Two members of the big dick society gassing up on the way to there convention
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #2612 on: September 21, 2018, 04:25:27 PM »
ass station
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #2613 on: September 21, 2018, 07:39:39 PM »

New idea for Japanese game show ... Gas Station tug-of-war

Winner.
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So wait, we're spelling it wrong and king is spelling it right? What is going on here? :lol -- BlobVanDam
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #2614 on: September 22, 2018, 05:38:10 PM »
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #2615 on: September 22, 2018, 06:42:30 PM »
Kingshmegland baby picture
would have thought the same thing but seeing the OP was TAC i immediately thought Maiden or DT related
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #2616 on: September 22, 2018, 06:44:12 PM »
Yellow moons and green clovers and....ooh, what are those brown things?
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #2617 on: September 25, 2018, 05:40:23 AM »
Either everyone is picking shitty pictures to put up, or this game has run its course here at DTF.
That's a word salad - and take it from me, I know word salad
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #2618 on: September 25, 2018, 06:14:08 AM »
That baby is talking through his ass.
I don't like country music, but I don't mean to denigrate those who do. And for the people who like country music, denigrate means 'put down'.” - Bob Newhart
So wait, we're spelling it wrong and king is spelling it right? What is going on here? :lol -- BlobVanDam
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #2619 on: September 25, 2018, 06:33:57 AM »
Oh dear, our baby's gonna fart his first word!

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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #2620 on: September 25, 2018, 06:44:32 AM »
Verbal diarrhea!
I don't like country music, but I don't mean to denigrate those who do. And for the people who like country music, denigrate means 'put down'.” - Bob Newhart
So wait, we're spelling it wrong and king is spelling it right? What is going on here? :lol -- BlobVanDam
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #2621 on: September 25, 2018, 10:16:15 AM »
Either everyone is picking shitty pictures to put up, or this game has run its course here at DTF.

Where’s Gary?
would have thought the same thing but seeing the OP was TAC i immediately thought Maiden or DT related
Winger Theater Forums........or WTF.  ;D
TAC got a higher score than me in the electronic round? Honestly, can I just drop out now? :lol

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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #2622 on: September 25, 2018, 10:19:22 AM »
Good thing he didn't get in to the fusilli pasta. Million to one shot, doc, million to one.
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #2623 on: September 25, 2018, 11:58:41 AM »
Either everyone is picking shitty pictures to put up, or this game has run its course here at DTF.

Where’s Gary?

Takin a break from the forumz.
That's a word salad - and take it from me, I know word salad
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #2624 on: September 25, 2018, 12:13:40 PM »
Either everyone is picking shitty pictures to put up, or this game has run its course here at DTF.

Where’s Gary?



I don't like country music, but I don't mean to denigrate those who do. And for the people who like country music, denigrate means 'put down'.” - Bob Newhart
So wait, we're spelling it wrong and king is spelling it right? What is going on here? :lol -- BlobVanDam
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