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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #2485 on: July 30, 2018, 10:37:14 AM »
Don't want to speak for anyone else, but my "Censored" patch would need to run vertical.

It's Joey Bishop!
That's a word salad - and take it from me, I know word salad
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #2486 on: July 30, 2018, 01:55:34 PM »
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #2487 on: July 30, 2018, 02:06:39 PM »
Why is it that the only one who should actually have their shirt off doesn't?

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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #2488 on: July 30, 2018, 02:07:16 PM »
You better watch out, you better be strong
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #2489 on: July 30, 2018, 02:14:11 PM »
Apparently Dr DTVT is also a faculty adviser to the Virginia Tech chapter of the Tri Lambs.
would have thought the same thing but seeing the OP was TAC i immediately thought Maiden or DT related
Winger Theater Forums........or WTF.  ;D
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #2490 on: July 30, 2018, 02:47:47 PM »
Looking at the censorship,  that dude goes by thinkness.
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #2491 on: July 31, 2018, 10:33:42 PM »
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #2492 on: August 01, 2018, 05:44:05 AM »
So this is what the Slap Chop dude is up to now - about 340lbs.

Calories!  How do they work?

I'll bet that guy could be a rice farmer on his boob-sweat alone.
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #2493 on: August 01, 2018, 06:25:52 AM »
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #2494 on: August 01, 2018, 09:04:04 PM »
C'mon Rosanne, get off the Ambien already

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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #2495 on: August 01, 2018, 09:20:32 PM »
They’re sure getting a lot of miles out of that Trump Blimp
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #2496 on: August 01, 2018, 10:41:34 PM »
No...one...eats like Gaston no-one drinks like Gaston no-one packs on the pounds in a week like Gaston...
People figured out that the white thing that comes out of cows' titties could be drunk, and the relation between sweet desires and women's bellies growing up for 9 months. It can't be THAT hard to figure out how a trumpet works.”

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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #2497 on: August 02, 2018, 06:01:02 AM »
Blob Van Dam's birthday party.
would have thought the same thing but seeing the OP was TAC i immediately thought Maiden or DT related
Winger Theater Forums........or WTF.  ;D
TAC got a higher score than me in the electronic round? Honestly, can I just drop out now? :lol

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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #2498 on: August 02, 2018, 06:05:56 AM »
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #2499 on: August 02, 2018, 06:06:11 AM »
Meanwhile, emerging from TAC's basement...
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #2500 on: August 02, 2018, 07:55:25 AM »

The John Candy WWE years were not pretty
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #2501 on: August 02, 2018, 08:23:07 AM »
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #2502 on: August 02, 2018, 09:47:52 AM »
It's not often the woman comes out of everyone's first gang-bang with the biggest smile.
That's a word salad - and take it from me, I know word salad
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #2503 on: August 02, 2018, 10:40:28 AM »
 :lol

Holy shit, I forgot I was judging this! Good job fellas, those are some great captions. Now I have to pick one.

C'mon Rosanne, get off the Ambien already

I choose you, Hammy!
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #2504 on: August 09, 2018, 03:48:45 PM »
:lol

Holy shit, I forgot I was judging this! Good job fellas, those are some great captions. Now I have to pick one.

C'mon Rosanne, get off the Ambien already

I choose you, Hammy!
HAMMY!!!!! :tick:
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #2505 on: August 10, 2018, 11:20:39 AM »
Posting new pic for Hammy!
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #2506 on: August 11, 2018, 04:06:31 AM »
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #2507 on: August 11, 2018, 04:10:44 AM »
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #2508 on: August 11, 2018, 11:03:52 AM »
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #2509 on: August 11, 2018, 09:36:42 PM »
For Dinner: Roasted Nuts and Smoked Tuna
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #2510 on: August 11, 2018, 09:56:25 PM »
From this point forward, you shall always feel heat on your ass.
would have thought the same thing but seeing the OP was TAC i immediately thought Maiden or DT related
Winger Theater Forums........or WTF.  ;D
TAC got a higher score than me in the electronic round? Honestly, can I just drop out now? :lol

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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #2511 on: August 17, 2018, 11:53:39 AM »
"Fire In The Hole !!!"
...going along with Dragon Attack's Queen thread has been like taking a free class in Queen knowledge. Where else are you gonna find info like that?!

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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #2512 on: August 17, 2018, 12:17:54 PM »
For Dinner: Roasted Nuts and Smoked Tuna
Winner!
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #2513 on: August 17, 2018, 12:33:28 PM »
Thank you Sir! Updated Standings with Hammy's added in as well.....


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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #2514 on: August 17, 2018, 01:11:11 PM »
:clap: on the categories.

Oooohhh jesus this hurts!  oooooooOOOOHHH-AAAAAAAH!  It's like I'm shittin a whole cantaloupe.  You better call for a cleanup on aisle 4.
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #2515 on: August 17, 2018, 01:33:14 PM »
Verne Troyer takes offense, later sues Maruchan Ramen for insulting flavor name.

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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #2516 on: August 17, 2018, 01:49:04 PM »
As a baby, Mr. Clean was obsessed with cleaning products so you can imagine how he felt when he saw none in the cart!
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #2517 on: August 17, 2018, 04:46:44 PM »
The moment you realise growing up is going from a nice set of tits to bloody ramen noodle.

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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #2518 on: August 17, 2018, 05:14:02 PM »
There is a 'Fried Green Tomato' chip flavor?? I am not sure why that is a thing to begin with.
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #2519 on: August 17, 2018, 07:03:51 PM »
When your mom has amazing knockers but you're lactose intolerant.