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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #245 on: March 13, 2017, 08:52:49 PM »
I smell cheese.
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would have thought the same thing but seeing the OP was TAC i immediately thought Maiden or DT related
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #246 on: March 13, 2017, 10:54:30 PM »
"Wow I can see your shoes through your cleavage!"
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #247 on: March 14, 2017, 02:34:04 AM »
Apologies my eyeline seems to have fallen down your cleavage!
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #248 on: March 14, 2017, 07:44:13 AM »
"My gum!"
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #249 on: March 14, 2017, 08:42:31 AM »
Hey guys. Check out the fun bags on this hosehound!
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #250 on: March 14, 2017, 08:57:46 AM »
Funny......she doesn't look Druish
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #251 on: March 14, 2017, 09:10:41 AM »
"Woah! Looks like someone forgot her tampon this morning!"
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #252 on: March 14, 2017, 09:20:03 AM »
I've suddenly gotten a hankerin' for some Seafood Curry and a shot of Royal Mawalin.
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #253 on: March 14, 2017, 09:45:04 AM »
She told me to speak into her mic!
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #254 on: March 14, 2017, 09:48:44 AM »
Did someone say motorboat?
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #255 on: March 14, 2017, 02:37:18 PM »
I'm not gay! I am actually NOT GAY!
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Quote from: wkiml on June 08, 2012, 10:06:35 AM
would have thought the same thing but seeing the OP was TAC i immediately thought Maiden or DT related
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Winger Theater Forums........or WTF.  ;D
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #256 on: March 15, 2017, 10:27:14 AM »
Sorry....thought I had this whole 'premature' thing taken care of.....
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #257 on: March 15, 2017, 10:44:50 PM »
""I'm gonna stare at your tits until Tick picks a winner for this round of the thread."
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #258 on: March 16, 2017, 06:25:33 AM »
Donald Trump Jr.
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #259 on: March 16, 2017, 07:01:39 AM »
Quote from: TAC on March 14, 2017, 02:37:18 PM
I'm not gay! I am actually NOT GAY!
Weather delay, sorry.

And this one takes it!
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #260 on: March 16, 2017, 10:20:17 AM »
Thanks Tick!

New pic after work, about 8:00 pm EST.
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Quote from: wkiml on June 08, 2012, 10:06:35 AM
would have thought the same thing but seeing the OP was TAC i immediately thought Maiden or DT related
Quote from: bl5150 on August 18, 2015, 06:28:52 AM
Winger Theater Forums........or WTF.  ;D
Quote from: Buddyhunter1 on April 22, 2023, 06:54:45 PM
TAC got a higher score than me in the electronic round? Honestly, can I just drop out now? :lol

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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #261 on: March 16, 2017, 05:44:02 PM »
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Quote from: wkiml on June 08, 2012, 10:06:35 AM
would have thought the same thing but seeing the OP was TAC i immediately thought Maiden or DT related
Quote from: bl5150 on August 18, 2015, 06:28:52 AM
Winger Theater Forums........or WTF.  ;D
Quote from: Buddyhunter1 on April 22, 2023, 06:54:45 PM
TAC got a higher score than me in the electronic round? Honestly, can I just drop out now? :lol

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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #262 on: March 16, 2017, 05:48:42 PM »
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Quote from: wkiml on June 08, 2012, 10:06:35 AM
would have thought the same thing but seeing the OP was TAC i immediately thought Maiden or DT related
Quote from: bl5150 on August 18, 2015, 06:28:52 AM
Winger Theater Forums........or WTF.  ;D
Quote from: Buddyhunter1 on April 22, 2023, 06:54:45 PM
TAC got a higher score than me in the electronic round? Honestly, can I just drop out now? :lol

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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #263 on: March 16, 2017, 05:49:56 PM »
Erica, the bad news is... You're a bitch.
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #264 on: March 16, 2017, 06:51:55 PM »
You really are only a half handfull.
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #265 on: March 16, 2017, 06:57:12 PM »
Brazzers presents.
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #266 on: March 16, 2017, 07:47:53 PM »
I told you, I don't have a mammogram machine. Give 'em here...
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #267 on: March 16, 2017, 07:51:17 PM »
When a man puts his hands out like this he expects a sandwich pronto. 
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I don't like country music, but I don't mean to denigrate those who do. And for the people who like country music, denigrate means 'put down'.” - Bob Newhart
So wait, we're spelling it wrong and king is spelling it right? What is going on here? :lol -- BlobVanDam
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #268 on: March 16, 2017, 08:41:06 PM »
Bosks more successful twin brother.
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #269 on: March 16, 2017, 08:47:49 PM »
"...And I'm fully aware that this is a very difficult part of the procedure to talk about; but I must tell you, that after a piece of the cake is cut into a wedge, we take the cake knife, and gently, and delicately- slide it out and place it on a dessert plate."
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #270 on: March 16, 2017, 08:50:23 PM »
"Listen, you were only under for like five minutes; but if you still don't believe me, then here, smell my fingers."
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #271 on: March 16, 2017, 08:52:56 PM »
"So under the new Republican plan I'm obliged to tell you we have to have your life savings, upfront; before I can even examine you."
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #272 on: March 16, 2017, 08:54:45 PM »
"It's a simple test Mrs. Kline; you just fill my hands up with urine."
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #273 on: March 17, 2017, 02:13:47 AM »
"I'm afraid to say Mrs Pentland that this is all that remains of Mr Pentland"


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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #274 on: March 17, 2017, 02:16:14 AM »
Sally regrets asking how big her Haemorrhoids were.
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #275 on: March 17, 2017, 06:39:18 AM »
And here is where I keep all the fuck's I have about your "issue".

- You're doing it wrong.
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #276 on: March 17, 2017, 07:24:21 AM »
 Dr. Ruth said it's only about a tablespoon and I am more like…
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #277 on: March 17, 2017, 07:27:48 AM »
"I can read in my palms that you will meet a handsome doctor in the not so distant future".
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #278 on: March 17, 2017, 02:51:09 PM »
I swear I washed my hands. Can I touch you now?
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #279 on: March 17, 2017, 03:10:04 PM »
As much as I liked this one:

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This is the clear winner!

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This had me in tears last night. I almost called it then!

You're up Dog!
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Quote from: wkiml on June 08, 2012, 10:06:35 AM
would have thought the same thing but seeing the OP was TAC i immediately thought Maiden or DT related
Quote from: bl5150 on August 18, 2015, 06:28:52 AM
Winger Theater Forums........or WTF.  ;D
Quote from: Buddyhunter1 on April 22, 2023, 06:54:45 PM
TAC got a higher score than me in the electronic round? Honestly, can I just drop out now? :lol
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