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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #2170 on: May 16, 2018, 10:39:21 AM »
Quote from: jingle.boy on May 16, 2018, 10:37:55 AM
Tim filling the tank.

What's a tank?
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #2171 on: May 16, 2018, 10:39:57 AM »
Quote from: kingshmegland on May 16, 2018, 10:39:21 AM
Quote from: jingle.boy on May 16, 2018, 10:37:55 AM
Tim filling the tank.

What's a tank?

I dunno, but I'm sure he pulled the pic out of the attic.
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #2172 on: May 16, 2018, 10:40:47 AM »
Quote from: jingle.boy on May 16, 2018, 10:39:57 AM
Quote from: kingshmegland on May 16, 2018, 10:39:21 AM
Quote from: jingle.boy on May 16, 2018, 10:37:55 AM
Tim filling the tank.

What's a tank?

I dunno, but I'm sure he pulled the pic out of the attic.

Rick Emmit handed it to him.
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I don't like country music, but I don't mean to denigrate those who do. And for the people who like country music, denigrate means 'put down'.” - Bob Newhart
So wait, we're spelling it wrong and king is spelling it right? What is going on here? :lol -- BlobVanDam
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #2173 on: May 16, 2018, 10:40:58 AM »
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Quote from: wkiml on June 08, 2012, 10:06:35 AM
would have thought the same thing but seeing the OP was TAC i immediately thought Maiden or DT related
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Winger Theater Forums........or WTF.  ;D
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TAC got a higher score than me in the electronic round? Honestly, can I just drop out now? :lol

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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #2174 on: May 16, 2018, 10:49:34 AM »
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That's a word salad - and take it from me, I know word salad
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I fear for the day when something happens on the right that is SO nuts that even Stadler says "That's crazy".
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #2175 on: May 16, 2018, 11:02:08 AM »
Emmett. You happy bruh?
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I don't like country music, but I don't mean to denigrate those who do. And for the people who like country music, denigrate means 'put down'.” - Bob Newhart
So wait, we're spelling it wrong and king is spelling it right? What is going on here? :lol -- BlobVanDam
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #2176 on: May 16, 2018, 11:17:35 AM »
 :lol

Still, wrong. It's Rik Emmett
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #2177 on: May 16, 2018, 11:29:19 AM »
 :lol

Damn Canucks and their spelling.
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #2178 on: May 16, 2018, 11:42:57 AM »
Why do they always put the pump on the wrong side?????
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #2179 on: May 16, 2018, 12:16:09 PM »
here comes the spider maaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan

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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #2180 on: May 16, 2018, 12:17:52 PM »
My wife used the same move on me on our Honeymoon
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #2181 on: May 16, 2018, 01:19:07 PM »
Someone forgot to bolt the door at the Alzheimer's Society lounge.

"Oh ffs... this is DIESEL!!!"

He must be from New Jersey.
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Quote from: Stadler on January 03, 2024, 10:00:00 AM
That's a word salad - and take it from me, I know word salad
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I fear for the day when something happens on the right that is SO nuts that even Stadler says "That's crazy".
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #2182 on: May 16, 2018, 08:57:23 PM »
Samuel Burns from Salem is still confused about the new Oregon gas laws.
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #2183 on: May 17, 2018, 12:04:43 PM »
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #2184 on: May 17, 2018, 12:06:01 PM »
Before his dementia grandpa used to love to water ski.
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #2185 on: May 17, 2018, 12:08:48 PM »
When gas prices climb over $3.00 a gallon, most customers abandon the "nozzle tap", and resort to the "nozzle tug".
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #2186 on: May 17, 2018, 12:10:27 PM »
So embarrassing... Uncle Earl is always yanking his hose in public.
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #2187 on: May 17, 2018, 03:03:20 PM »
Seconds before the fireball...
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #2188 on: May 18, 2018, 01:21:15 PM »

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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #2189 on: May 18, 2018, 01:34:48 PM »
 :rollin
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #2190 on: May 19, 2018, 05:29:55 AM »
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I'm breaking rules and picking this.  Too damn funny not to win.
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So wait, we're spelling it wrong and king is spelling it right? What is going on here? :lol -- BlobVanDam
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #2191 on: May 19, 2018, 05:31:31 AM »
Ham, your inbox is full.
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I don't like country music, but I don't mean to denigrate those who do. And for the people who like country music, denigrate means 'put down'.” - Bob Newhart
So wait, we're spelling it wrong and king is spelling it right? What is going on here? :lol -- BlobVanDam
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #2192 on: May 19, 2018, 01:12:10 PM »
Thanks Kingy! will clear out the inbox.  I was really just paying homage to Count using it a couple rounds ago...

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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #2193 on: May 19, 2018, 05:05:52 PM »
I thought momentarily, but imgur had other ideas.  Anyhoo.. the next pic:

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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #2194 on: May 19, 2018, 05:09:23 PM »
I'll bet he could clench the chrome off of a tire hitch.
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Quote from: Stadler on January 03, 2024, 10:00:00 AM
That's a word salad - and take it from me, I know word salad
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #2195 on: May 19, 2018, 05:15:00 PM »
Paper or scrotum?
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Quote from: wkiml on June 08, 2012, 10:06:35 AM
would have thought the same thing but seeing the OP was TAC i immediately thought Maiden or DT related
Quote from: bl5150 on August 18, 2015, 06:28:52 AM
Winger Theater Forums........or WTF.  ;D
Quote from: Buddyhunter1 on April 22, 2023, 06:54:45 PM
TAC got a higher score than me in the electronic round? Honestly, can I just drop out now? :lol

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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #2196 on: May 19, 2018, 06:06:13 PM »
My ass paid the bill too bitches.
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I don't like country music, but I don't mean to denigrate those who do. And for the people who like country music, denigrate means 'put down'.” - Bob Newhart
So wait, we're spelling it wrong and king is spelling it right? What is going on here? :lol -- BlobVanDam
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #2197 on: May 19, 2018, 06:20:16 PM »
The definition of ass backwards.
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Quote from: wkiml on June 08, 2012, 10:06:35 AM
would have thought the same thing but seeing the OP was TAC i immediately thought Maiden or DT related
Quote from: bl5150 on August 18, 2015, 06:28:52 AM
Winger Theater Forums........or WTF.  ;D
Quote from: Buddyhunter1 on April 22, 2023, 06:54:45 PM
TAC got a higher score than me in the electronic round? Honestly, can I just drop out now? :lol

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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #2198 on: May 19, 2018, 07:12:07 PM »
His penis carries his hat.
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I don't like country music, but I don't mean to denigrate those who do. And for the people who like country music, denigrate means 'put down'.” - Bob Newhart
So wait, we're spelling it wrong and king is spelling it right? What is going on here? :lol -- BlobVanDam
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #2199 on: May 19, 2018, 07:13:08 PM »
His penis opens the front door.
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Quote from: wkiml on June 08, 2012, 10:06:35 AM
would have thought the same thing but seeing the OP was TAC i immediately thought Maiden or DT related
Quote from: bl5150 on August 18, 2015, 06:28:52 AM
Winger Theater Forums........or WTF.  ;D
Quote from: Buddyhunter1 on April 22, 2023, 06:54:45 PM
TAC got a higher score than me in the electronic round? Honestly, can I just drop out now? :lol

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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #2200 on: May 19, 2018, 07:22:44 PM »
His penis took that picture.
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I don't like country music, but I don't mean to denigrate those who do. And for the people who like country music, denigrate means 'put down'.” - Bob Newhart
So wait, we're spelling it wrong and king is spelling it right? What is going on here? :lol -- BlobVanDam
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #2201 on: May 19, 2018, 07:29:03 PM »
He takes a shit and his ass wipes itself.
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Quote from: wkiml on June 08, 2012, 10:06:35 AM
would have thought the same thing but seeing the OP was TAC i immediately thought Maiden or DT related
Quote from: bl5150 on August 18, 2015, 06:28:52 AM
Winger Theater Forums........or WTF.  ;D
Quote from: Buddyhunter1 on April 22, 2023, 06:54:45 PM
TAC got a higher score than me in the electronic round? Honestly, can I just drop out now? :lol

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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #2202 on: May 19, 2018, 07:30:32 PM »
When he darts, its the word of God.
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So wait, we're spelling it wrong and king is spelling it right? What is going on here? :lol -- BlobVanDam
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #2203 on: May 19, 2018, 07:33:19 PM »
He listens to Winger.
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Quote from: wkiml on June 08, 2012, 10:06:35 AM
would have thought the same thing but seeing the OP was TAC i immediately thought Maiden or DT related
Quote from: bl5150 on August 18, 2015, 06:28:52 AM
Winger Theater Forums........or WTF.  ;D
Quote from: Buddyhunter1 on April 22, 2023, 06:54:45 PM
TAC got a higher score than me in the electronic round? Honestly, can I just drop out now? :lol

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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #2204 on: May 19, 2018, 07:35:47 PM »
If that was true he'd have a bass between his ass checks.
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I don't like country music, but I don't mean to denigrate those who do. And for the people who like country music, denigrate means 'put down'.” - Bob Newhart
So wait, we're spelling it wrong and king is spelling it right? What is going on here? :lol -- BlobVanDam
"Oh, I am definitely a jackass!" - TAC
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