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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #2135 on: May 08, 2018, 06:32:15 AM »
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #2136 on: May 08, 2018, 06:34:45 AM »
No that's a Fragrant Foul.
would have thought the same thing but seeing the OP was TAC i immediately thought Maiden or DT related
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TAC got a higher score than me in the electronic round? Honestly, can I just drop out now? :lol

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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #2137 on: May 08, 2018, 10:33:49 PM »
Yeah... once we're eliminated, you've got enough room in your innerds to 'mule' something for me back to the homeland.

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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #2138 on: May 10, 2018, 05:57:15 PM »
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #2139 on: May 10, 2018, 06:00:51 PM »
That's a word salad - and take it from me, I know word salad
I fear for the day when something happens on the right that is SO nuts that even Stadler says "That's crazy".
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #2140 on: May 10, 2018, 06:19:42 PM »
How I envision a John Holmes scene.
I don't like country music, but I don't mean to denigrate those who do. And for the people who like country music, denigrate means 'put down'.” - Bob Newhart
So wait, we're spelling it wrong and king is spelling it right? What is going on here? :lol -- BlobVanDam
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #2141 on: May 10, 2018, 06:23:44 PM »
Unable to take it any longer, Frank showed up at the store with something that, in his words, would "show those bastards the proper place to put their carts."
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #2142 on: May 10, 2018, 06:31:24 PM »
When a Viking doesn't think things through.
I don't like country music, but I don't mean to denigrate those who do. And for the people who like country music, denigrate means 'put down'.” - Bob Newhart
So wait, we're spelling it wrong and king is spelling it right? What is going on here? :lol -- BlobVanDam
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #2143 on: May 10, 2018, 06:33:34 PM »
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #2144 on: May 10, 2018, 08:06:44 PM »
Pull up your pants, dude. People are going to think you're some kind of weirdo.
would have thought the same thing but seeing the OP was TAC i immediately thought Maiden or DT related
Winger Theater Forums........or WTF.  ;D
TAC got a higher score than me in the electronic round? Honestly, can I just drop out now? :lol

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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #2145 on: May 10, 2018, 08:14:02 PM »
I use the same grip
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #2146 on: May 10, 2018, 08:15:21 PM »
I use the same grip

3 boys later your technique is sound.
I don't like country music, but I don't mean to denigrate those who do. And for the people who like country music, denigrate means 'put down'.” - Bob Newhart
So wait, we're spelling it wrong and king is spelling it right? What is going on here? :lol -- BlobVanDam
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #2148 on: May 10, 2018, 09:47:29 PM »
When everyone else panicked during the Great Miniature Alien Invasion, Carl sprung into action and started to build a trap.
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #2149 on: May 10, 2018, 09:51:09 PM »
IKEA's latest offering, "Beigbioard"
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #2150 on: May 12, 2018, 09:25:23 AM »
Unable to take it any longer, Frank showed up at the store with something that, in his words, would "show those bastards the proper place to put their carts."

Timely.  You win!  Now go put a caption pic where it belongs.
That's a word salad - and take it from me, I know word salad
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #2151 on: May 12, 2018, 03:01:34 PM »
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #2152 on: May 12, 2018, 03:11:56 PM »
IT'S ALL YOUR FAULT TIM!!!
I don't like country music, but I don't mean to denigrate those who do. And for the people who like country music, denigrate means 'put down'.” - Bob Newhart
So wait, we're spelling it wrong and king is spelling it right? What is going on here? :lol -- BlobVanDam
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #2153 on: May 12, 2018, 03:26:01 PM »
Kattelox met one too many who did not put the cart back....

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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #2154 on: May 12, 2018, 03:30:33 PM »
Eh, I'll never understand modern art.

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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #2155 on: May 12, 2018, 04:12:48 PM »
would have thought the same thing but seeing the OP was TAC i immediately thought Maiden or DT related
Winger Theater Forums........or WTF.  ;D
TAC got a higher score than me in the electronic round? Honestly, can I just drop out now? :lol

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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #2156 on: May 12, 2018, 08:20:42 PM »
"He said his name was Bosk, he left it in the "H", and he doesn't see anything wrong here."

Lady drivers be like....

Asian drivers be like ...
That's a word salad - and take it from me, I know word salad
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #2157 on: May 12, 2018, 10:09:59 PM »
Sorry......normally there’s an orange construction cone blocking this space
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #2158 on: May 13, 2018, 07:42:01 AM »
They had to bring in the Jays Of Life to get the Corn Flakes out.
would have thought the same thing but seeing the OP was TAC i immediately thought Maiden or DT related
Winger Theater Forums........or WTF.  ;D
TAC got a higher score than me in the electronic round? Honestly, can I just drop out now? :lol

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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #2159 on: May 13, 2018, 07:57:01 AM »
Parallel parking - not even 1 lesson!
That's a word salad - and take it from me, I know word salad
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #2160 on: May 13, 2018, 04:55:52 PM »
Parallel parking - not even 1 lesson!

More like Perpendicular parking.
would have thought the same thing but seeing the OP was TAC i immediately thought Maiden or DT related
Winger Theater Forums........or WTF.  ;D
TAC got a higher score than me in the electronic round? Honestly, can I just drop out now? :lol

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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #2161 on: May 13, 2018, 07:42:02 PM »
This is your brain on drugs thinking you shouldn't bring your cart to the coral.
I don't like country music, but I don't mean to denigrate those who do. And for the people who like country music, denigrate means 'put down'.” - Bob Newhart
So wait, we're spelling it wrong and king is spelling it right? What is going on here? :lol -- BlobVanDam
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #2162 on: May 13, 2018, 07:44:47 PM »
Never mind the carts. How about we pay attention to where we put our fucking cars?
would have thought the same thing but seeing the OP was TAC i immediately thought Maiden or DT related
Winger Theater Forums........or WTF.  ;D
TAC got a higher score than me in the electronic round? Honestly, can I just drop out now? :lol

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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #2163 on: May 13, 2018, 08:13:57 PM »
This is why you wear an orange vest to shag carriages.
would have thought the same thing but seeing the OP was TAC i immediately thought Maiden or DT related
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TAC got a higher score than me in the electronic round? Honestly, can I just drop out now? :lol

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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #2164 on: May 13, 2018, 08:17:29 PM »
When you let yo woman drive the cart.
I don't like country music, but I don't mean to denigrate those who do. And for the people who like country music, denigrate means 'put down'.” - Bob Newhart
So wait, we're spelling it wrong and king is spelling it right? What is going on here? :lol -- BlobVanDam
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #2165 on: May 13, 2018, 11:25:50 PM »
When you let yo woman drive the cart.

Shouldn't have laughed.... but I did. Winner.
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #2166 on: May 14, 2018, 04:45:15 AM »
Thank you!  I'm heading to work.  I'll post later today.
I don't like country music, but I don't mean to denigrate those who do. And for the people who like country music, denigrate means 'put down'.” - Bob Newhart
So wait, we're spelling it wrong and king is spelling it right? What is going on here? :lol -- BlobVanDam
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #2167 on: May 16, 2018, 08:07:08 AM »
Thank you!  I'm heading to work.  I'll post later today.
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #2168 on: May 16, 2018, 10:33:28 AM »
Nope. Just a dummy.

I don't like country music, but I don't mean to denigrate those who do. And for the people who like country music, denigrate means 'put down'.” - Bob Newhart
So wait, we're spelling it wrong and king is spelling it right? What is going on here? :lol -- BlobVanDam
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #2169 on: May 16, 2018, 10:37:55 AM »
Tim filling the tank.
That's a word salad - and take it from me, I know word salad
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