Author Topic: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW) (Read 207624 times)

jingle.boy · « **Reply #2100 on:** May 01, 2018, 06:54:18 PM »

Lego my Eggo!

Hey! Easy on the gonads there Borat!

Harvey Weinstein will take whatever he can get these days.

soupytwist · « **Reply #2101 on:** May 02, 2018, 05:51:37 AM »

The first still from The Howard the Duck remake by Asylum Films.

So....this is you ducking the issues of your inappropriate behavior in public?

Hey has anyone seen my other glove?

King Postwhore · « **Reply #2102 on:** May 02, 2018, 06:32:11 AM »

When you are a duck that was once owned by John Holmes, it all becomes easy after the first time.

jingle.boy · « **Reply #2103 on:** May 02, 2018, 06:39:23 AM »

Kevin Spacey: Taking the saying "Go fuck a duck" to the next level.

Podaar · « **Reply #2104 on:** May 02, 2018, 06:48:42 AM »

Here we see the new Tai restaurant owner in the beginning stages of preparation for Fis Phouk Duck.

gmillerdrake · « **Reply #2105 on:** May 02, 2018, 08:44:31 AM »

Quote from: TAC on April 30, 2018, 12:54:47 PM

Going to the park is a great place to pick up chicks.

This one got me good. You're up Tim....

TAC · « **Reply #2106 on:** May 02, 2018, 11:08:58 AM »

Yay! Will post after work.

TAC · « **Reply #2107 on:** May 02, 2018, 03:03:53 PM »

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jingle.boy · « **Reply #2108 on:** May 02, 2018, 03:11:17 PM »

They don't call me Quick for nothing sweetheart. Wait... wut?

The City of Angels, that's for damn sho!

gmillerdrake · « **Reply #2109 on:** May 02, 2018, 03:18:12 PM »

If it’s pollination you’re interested in little butterfly then why don’t you land on my Pistil and rub my Stigma a bit.

King Postwhore · « **Reply #2110 on:** May 02, 2018, 03:22:17 PM »

I would so own that five hole.

jingle.boy · « **Reply #2111 on:** May 02, 2018, 03:49:26 PM »

A rare shot of an NHL goalie praying for a 2-on-1

King Postwhore · « **Reply #2112 on:** May 02, 2018, 03:50:44 PM »

2 minutes for gawking.

Cool Chris · « **Reply #2113 on:** May 02, 2018, 05:00:58 PM »

Captured on film, the most interesting thing to happen during a hockey game, ever.

jingle.boy · « **Reply #2114 on:** May 02, 2018, 05:07:44 PM »

Puck-honey theme night includes LA Angels, Montreal French-Canadien strippers, Minnesota Girls-Gone-Wild, and Boston Winnie the Pooh's.

Snow Dog · « **Reply #2115 on:** May 02, 2018, 08:18:48 PM »

Now we know why Quick likes butterfly style.

“Nice wings. Let’s puck.”

I’m guessing he wouldn’t mind high sticking her for two minutes in the box.

jingle.boy · « **Reply #2116 on:** May 02, 2018, 08:22:01 PM »

I'd instigate that for 2, 5 and a shit ton of misconduct.

King Postwhore · « **Reply #2117 on:** May 02, 2018, 08:36:03 PM »

Shed love my graphite shaft.

TheCountOfNYC · « **Reply #2118 on:** May 02, 2018, 08:37:05 PM »

After that rejection, Quick is now 0-4 with the ladies and against the Golden Knights.

Snow Dog · « **Reply #2119 on:** May 02, 2018, 09:47:27 PM »

Forget two minutes. Hooking minors will get you 10 to life...

gmillerdrake · « **Reply #2120 on:** May 02, 2018, 10:36:08 PM »

***George Costanza voice*** “I was on the ice!”

DragonAttack · « **Reply #2121 on:** May 04, 2018, 01:49:05 PM »

Best looking 'goalie pooper scooper' I've ever seen

Tick · « **Reply #2122 on:** May 04, 2018, 01:52:08 PM »

Fairies wear skates and you got to believe me. I saw what I saw with my own two eyes.

TAC · « **Reply #2123 on:** May 04, 2018, 01:56:28 PM »

Quote from: Tick on May 04, 2018, 01:52:08 PM

Fairies wear skates and you got to believe me. I saw what I saw with my own two eyes.

That's pretty clever, but...

Quote from: Snow Dog on May 02, 2018, 08:18:48 PM

I’m guessing he wouldn’t mind high sticking her for two minutes in the box.

Two double entendres? That's a quadruple entendre! You win Dog!

Was thinking some one would've said something about cleaning up after each period...

DragonAttack · « **Reply #2124 on:** May 04, 2018, 04:09:50 PM »

Assflac (prior), 'five hole' etc for this......clever boys...

Snow Dog · « **Reply #2125 on:** May 04, 2018, 07:10:27 PM »

Thank you muchly!

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TAC · « **Reply #2126 on:** May 04, 2018, 07:17:28 PM »

The itty bitty titty committee.

jingle.boy · « **Reply #2127 on:** May 04, 2018, 08:16:12 PM »

Retirement goals: TSA Agent.

TempusVox · « **Reply #2128 on:** May 04, 2018, 10:51:01 PM »

"Taylor, you see in Russia, black man touch me-- he go to Gulag."

jingle.boy · « **Reply #2129 on:** May 05, 2018, 05:19:51 AM »

Yeah... once we're eliminated, you've got enough room in your innerds to 'mule' something for me back to the homeland.

TAC · « **Reply #2130 on:** May 05, 2018, 11:00:44 AM »

Brad Marchand NBA version

Cool Chris · « **Reply #2131 on:** May 05, 2018, 11:22:21 AM »

I know Trump said to "Grab 'em by the pussy" but I couldn't find LeBron.

TAC · « **Reply #2132 on:** May 05, 2018, 02:55:58 PM »

I talk hot chick one time this season. You interrupt. Me not happy.

DragonAttack · « **Reply #2133 on:** May 08, 2018, 12:11:20 AM »

"Uh, dude....my body ain't big enough for you to hide from anyone seeing you in these ugly ass unis."

(If he grabs my crotch like he did the last time, a hurt is comin'")

The 1980s Houston Astros on the hardwood looked as masculine as they did on the diamond.

TAC · « **Reply #2134 on:** May 08, 2018, 05:51:24 AM »

Cup Check-doing it wrong.

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Author Topic: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW) (Read 207624 times)