Author Topic: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW) (Read 208076 times)

Tick · « **Reply #1890 on:** March 03, 2018, 08:34:05 AM »

I guess getting some tail just ain't what it used to be.

DragonAttack · « **Reply #1891 on:** March 03, 2018, 05:03:06 PM »

I should have run a secret ballot, and had contestants pick a winner other than their own. This was beyond tough to choose.

Came down to a toilet bowl and this...

Quote from: jingle.boy on March 02, 2018, 09:25:17 AM

This might be the wine talking, but I'm dying to sniff your ass.

jingle.boy, by a whisker, you're up

jingle.boy · « **Reply #1892 on:** March 05, 2018, 01:44:38 PM »

Surely you must be kidding
Kingshmegland - 145
gmillerdrake - 103
TempusVox- 90
jingle.boy - 74
Tick - 70
Bosk1- 65
TAC - 49
lonestar- 49
Zydar - 34
Adami - 32
contest_sanity - 30
The Silent Ham - 30
Rumborak - 29
LeeHarveyKennedy - 28
BlobVanDam - 28
DragonAttack - 27
TheCountOfNYC - 27
Dr. DTVT - 23
Podaar - 19.5
YtseBitsySpider - 18
Eric42434224 - 17
Cool Chris - 17
Snow Dog -16
Sir GuitarCozmo - 15

I'm not
Guitarded - 14
yorost - 14
Nick - 13
Zerogravityfat - 13
Grizz - 12
Cedar-redaC - 11
Durg - 10
El Barto - 10
TimmyHiggy - 10
Xanthul - 9
Ariich - 8
chknptpie - 8
ThroughHerEyesDude6 - 7
Jamesman - 7
ScioPath - 5
Emindead - 5
Wolfking - 5
vtgrad - 5
SwedishGoose - 5
hefdaddy42 - 4
Dark Master Of Sin - 4
AwakeFromOctavarium - 4
Mizzl - 4
Scorpion - 4
Onno - 4
Prog Snob - 4
jonnybaxy - 3
Lucien - 3
DebraKadabra - 3
Progmonster - 3
Sonaticafanica - 3
Ruba - 3
Kotowboy - 3
Soundgarden - 2
Cthrubuoy - 2
ClairvoyantCat - 2
? - 2
Randaran - 2
bl5150 - 2
Splent - 2
Soupytwist -2

And don't call me Shirley
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TAC · « **Reply #1893 on:** March 05, 2018, 01:48:59 PM »

EPICVIEW's long ride back to DTF!

TAC · « **Reply #1894 on:** March 05, 2018, 01:49:47 PM »

Captain Shmegland.

Cool Chris · « **Reply #1895 on:** March 05, 2018, 02:12:05 PM »

I just want to tell you good luck. We're all counting on you.

TAC · « **Reply #1896 on:** March 05, 2018, 02:15:23 PM »

They said the guy running the child porn ring was wearing a Batman outfit. I don't think this is our guy.

DragonAttack · « **Reply #1897 on:** March 05, 2018, 03:21:14 PM »

I just want to tell you good luck. We're all counting on you.

Cool Chris · « **Reply #1898 on:** March 05, 2018, 03:31:33 PM »

DragonAttack, do you like movies about gladiators?

gmillerdrake · « **Reply #1899 on:** March 05, 2018, 04:00:58 PM »

Lieutenant Liberia

King Postwhore · « **Reply #1900 on:** March 05, 2018, 04:53:11 PM »

Quote from: TAC on March 05, 2018, 01:49:47 PM

Captain Shmegland.

I'm more like Hulk on the can.

King Postwhore · « **Reply #1901 on:** March 05, 2018, 04:54:50 PM »

You think this picture is bad. You should see Bucky now.

DragonAttack · « **Reply #1902 on:** March 06, 2018, 05:22:29 AM »

Quote from: Cool Chris on March 05, 2018, 03:31:33 PM

DragonAttack, do you like movies about gladiators?

I was thinking 'Airplane'...

Official submissions:

Next stop for Steve Rogers: an old folks home on the Avenue of the Americas.

Why some guys should not leave their parents' basement.

SwedishGoose · « **Reply #1903 on:** March 06, 2018, 05:35:54 AM »

I knew I should have stayed retired....

Snow Dog · « **Reply #1904 on:** March 06, 2018, 09:07:37 AM »

Captain Beefeater.

gmillerdrake · « **Reply #1905 on:** March 06, 2018, 09:25:04 AM »

Secret Move: The Steamroller

gmillerdrake · « **Reply #1906 on:** March 06, 2018, 09:25:29 AM »

Captain Cardiac Arrest

Chris Hinton · « **Reply #1907 on:** March 06, 2018, 01:21:49 PM »

Captain America faces the same obesity crisis as his namesake country...

Tick · « **Reply #1908 on:** March 06, 2018, 02:06:58 PM »

'All I wanted to do is make America great again."

TempusVox · « **Reply #1909 on:** March 06, 2018, 11:09:08 PM »

Floyd enjoyed staying at the Holiday Inn Express, but this was getting to be ridiculous.

jingle.boy · « **Reply #1910 on:** March 07, 2018, 10:44:16 AM »

Quote from: TAC on March 05, 2018, 01:48:59 PM

EPICVIEW's long ride back to DTF!

Timing is everything. You're up Tim.

Although, you all missed the obvious "Captain 'Murica"

TAC · « **Reply #1911 on:** March 07, 2018, 11:32:57 AM »

Cool, thank you! Will update after work.

TAC · « **Reply #1912 on:** March 07, 2018, 03:33:38 PM »

2112
Kingshmegland - 145
gmillerdrake - 103
TempusVox- 90
jingle.boy - 74
Tick - 70
Bosk1- 65
TAC - 50
lonestar- 49
Zydar - 34
Adami - 32
contest_sanity - 30
The Silent Ham - 30
Rumborak - 29
LeeHarveyKennedy - 28
BlobVanDam - 28
DragonAttack - 27
TheCountOfNYC - 27
Dr. DTVT - 23
Podaar - 19.5
YtseBitsySpider - 18
Eric42434224 - 17
Cool Chris - 17
Snow Dog -16
Sir GuitarCozmo - 15

1984
Guitarded - 14
yorost - 14
Nick - 13
Zerogravityfat - 13
Grizz - 12
Cedar-redaC - 11
Durg - 10
El Barto - 10
TimmyHiggy - 10
Xanthul - 9
Ariich - 8
chknptpie - 8
ThroughHerEyesDude6 - 7
Jamesman - 7
ScioPath - 5
Emindead - 5
Wolfking - 5
vtgrad - 5
SwedishGoose - 5
hefdaddy42 - 4
Dark Master Of Sin - 4
AwakeFromOctavarium - 4
Mizzl - 4
Scorpion - 4
Onno - 4
Prog Snob - 4
jonnybaxy - 3
Lucien - 3
DebraKadabra - 3
Progmonster - 3
Sonaticafanica - 3
Ruba - 3
Kotowboy - 3
Soundgarden - 2
Cthrubuoy - 2
ClairvoyantCat - 2
? - 2
Randaran - 2
bl5150 - 2
Splent - 2
Soupytwist -2

5150
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jingle.boy · « **Reply #1913 on:** March 07, 2018, 04:26:25 PM »

Saturday night footage from the basement "fantasy room" at chez TAC.

It ain't gonna suck itself!

They don't call me Chia-pet Pat for nothing!

Cool Chris · « **Reply #1914 on:** March 07, 2018, 04:52:31 PM »

Your chart says you just got married, so I will be removing those two pesky little buggers for you.

DragonAttack · « **Reply #1915 on:** March 07, 2018, 04:59:13 PM »

She looks in my mouth, and then she starts to gloat
She says, "My teeth are OK, but my gums gotta go."

TAC · « **Reply #1916 on:** March 07, 2018, 05:00:05 PM »

Quote from: DragonAttack on March 07, 2018, 04:59:13 PM

She looks in my mouth, and then she starts to gloat
She says, "My teeth are OK, but my gums gotta go."

Unfinished Sweet

DragonAttack · « **Reply #1917 on:** March 07, 2018, 05:03:29 PM »

achin' to get me

"Here comes the dentist. He'll ask you if you don't mind a little prick in your mouth. (tee hee)"

Snow Dog · « **Reply #1918 on:** March 07, 2018, 07:40:45 PM »

James Hetfield: I'M ON THE TABLE!

TempusVox · « **Reply #1919 on:** March 07, 2018, 09:21:22 PM »

Following plastic surgery, and with a new set of teeth, Don's physical transformation was nearly, finally complete.

King Postwhore · « **Reply #1920 on:** March 07, 2018, 09:41:33 PM »

Tick at a dentist/massage parlor.

Tick · « **Reply #1921 on:** March 08, 2018, 02:43:58 PM »

Quote from: kingshmegland on March 07, 2018, 09:41:33 PM

Tick at a dentist/massage parlor.

Tick · « **Reply #1922 on:** March 08, 2018, 02:49:51 PM »

"Well, that's a bit umm, not very large"

"Listen sweetie, I may not reach bottom but I'll bang the hell out of the sides!"

Tick · « **Reply #1923 on:** March 12, 2018, 02:13:29 PM »

"Just suck it darlin, I ain't got all day"

gmillerdrake · « **Reply #1924 on:** March 12, 2018, 02:15:21 PM »

"Just so you know, I do have one cavity in particular I don't mind if you fill....."

News: Track-by-track video for Fall Into the Light: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3ezfzdMpRc0

Author Topic: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW) (Read 208076 times)