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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #1785 on: February 01, 2018, 03:11:15 PM »
I always wanted to know what it felt like bang a Porn star.
I don't like country music, but I don't mean to denigrate those who do. And for the people who like country music, denigrate means 'put down'.” - Bob Newhart
So wait, we're spelling it wrong and king is spelling it right? What is going on here? :lol -- BlobVanDam
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #1786 on: February 01, 2018, 06:37:25 PM »
I always wanted to know what it felt like bang a Porn star.

Just ask Orbert!
would have thought the same thing but seeing the OP was TAC i immediately thought Maiden or DT related
Winger Theater Forums........or WTF.  ;D
TAC got a higher score than me in the electronic round? Honestly, can I just drop out now? :lol

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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #1787 on: February 02, 2018, 02:43:51 PM »
Would have made a fortune in the old days with his 'water stick'
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #1788 on: February 02, 2018, 07:52:59 PM »
This guy doesn't know if he's coming or going.
would have thought the same thing but seeing the OP was TAC i immediately thought Maiden or DT related
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TAC got a higher score than me in the electronic round? Honestly, can I just drop out now? :lol

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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #1789 on: February 02, 2018, 07:56:19 PM »
This guy couldn't hit a side of a barn.
I don't like country music, but I don't mean to denigrate those who do. And for the people who like country music, denigrate means 'put down'.” - Bob Newhart
So wait, we're spelling it wrong and king is spelling it right? What is going on here? :lol -- BlobVanDam
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #1790 on: February 02, 2018, 09:53:13 PM »
If this were Cards Against Humanity, one has to wonder if this is a better question, or answer.
That's a word salad - and take it from me, I know word salad
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #1791 on: February 04, 2018, 09:41:36 PM »
I call this move The Superman.
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #1792 on: February 05, 2018, 10:13:02 AM »
I always wanted to know what it felt like bang a Porn star.

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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #1793 on: February 05, 2018, 10:51:56 AM »
Thanks!  I'll post a picture tonight!
I don't like country music, but I don't mean to denigrate those who do. And for the people who like country music, denigrate means 'put down'.” - Bob Newhart
So wait, we're spelling it wrong and king is spelling it right? What is going on here? :lol -- BlobVanDam
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #1794 on: February 05, 2018, 06:55:23 PM »
I don't like country music, but I don't mean to denigrate those who do. And for the people who like country music, denigrate means 'put down'.” - Bob Newhart
So wait, we're spelling it wrong and king is spelling it right? What is going on here? :lol -- BlobVanDam
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #1795 on: February 05, 2018, 07:04:46 PM »
Shortly after sabotaging the team soap dispensers, Malcom Butler was informed he would not be playing in the Super Bowl.
would have thought the same thing but seeing the OP was TAC i immediately thought Maiden or DT related
Winger Theater Forums........or WTF.  ;D
TAC got a higher score than me in the electronic round? Honestly, can I just drop out now? :lol

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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #1796 on: February 05, 2018, 07:06:06 PM »
Shortly after sabotaging the team soap dispensers, Malcom Butler was informed he would not be playing in the Super Bowl.

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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #1797 on: February 06, 2018, 09:54:48 AM »
In order to fight an addiction to soap, I installed these in all the bathrooms in my house.  Now I'm clean.

(sorry.......I got nothing for this)
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #1798 on: February 06, 2018, 10:08:28 AM »
The "All Employees Must Wash Their Hands" sign at Applebee's is really a test of problem solving skills.

Avoiding Hepatitis - how not to.

Bathroom's at the Far Side's "School for the Gifted".
That's a word salad - and take it from me, I know word salad
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #1799 on: February 06, 2018, 10:09:17 AM »
I would bar whoever did this from using my bathroom.

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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #1800 on: February 06, 2018, 10:35:53 AM »
Dave, can you speak to the new girl about refilling the soap.

New girl? Who is she?

She’s the blonde.....her name is Lisa.
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #1801 on: February 06, 2018, 10:43:40 AM »
I'd hate to see the toilet paper dispensers.
would have thought the same thing but seeing the OP was TAC i immediately thought Maiden or DT related
Winger Theater Forums........or WTF.  ;D
TAC got a higher score than me in the electronic round? Honestly, can I just drop out now? :lol

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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #1802 on: February 06, 2018, 10:55:36 AM »
Janitorial Services by Homer J. Simpson.
That's a word salad - and take it from me, I know word salad
I fear for the day when something happens on the right that is SO nuts that even Stadler says "That's crazy".
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #1803 on: February 06, 2018, 11:38:15 AM »
Damn, and I thought on a rope was bad
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #1804 on: February 06, 2018, 05:15:56 PM »
Dave, can you speak to the new girl about refilling the soap.

New girl? Who is she?

She’s the blonde.....her name is Lisa.

Thank God my wife is a red head! :lol
I don't like country music, but I don't mean to denigrate those who do. And for the people who like country music, denigrate means 'put down'.” - Bob Newhart
So wait, we're spelling it wrong and king is spelling it right? What is going on here? :lol -- BlobVanDam
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #1805 on: February 08, 2018, 06:20:59 AM »
Add water...makes it's own sauce.
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #1806 on: February 08, 2018, 08:12:30 AM »
Jail finally comes up with the perfect solution.
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #1807 on: February 08, 2018, 08:59:46 AM »
Certainly the cleanest cavity I've placed a bar of soap
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #1808 on: February 08, 2018, 08:09:56 PM »
"You better watch your language. I'm gonna clean your mouth out with...out.. um.. I'm gonna clean your mouth out with...um...oh fuck!"
would have thought the same thing but seeing the OP was TAC i immediately thought Maiden or DT related
Winger Theater Forums........or WTF.  ;D
TAC got a higher score than me in the electronic round? Honestly, can I just drop out now? :lol

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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #1809 on: February 08, 2018, 08:19:05 PM »
I'd hate to see the toilet paper dispensers.
 

Some great ones here but this made my imagination run and I laughed too hard .   Tim. You win!
I don't like country music, but I don't mean to denigrate those who do. And for the people who like country music, denigrate means 'put down'.” - Bob Newhart
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #1810 on: February 08, 2018, 08:22:38 PM »
 
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would have thought the same thing but seeing the OP was TAC i immediately thought Maiden or DT related
Winger Theater Forums........or WTF.  ;D
TAC got a higher score than me in the electronic round? Honestly, can I just drop out now? :lol

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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #1811 on: February 08, 2018, 08:24:13 PM »
would have thought the same thing but seeing the OP was TAC i immediately thought Maiden or DT related
Winger Theater Forums........or WTF.  ;D
TAC got a higher score than me in the electronic round? Honestly, can I just drop out now? :lol

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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #1812 on: February 08, 2018, 08:42:06 PM »
Confucius say: Man who climb stairs to poop is high on pot.

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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #1813 on: February 08, 2018, 09:24:10 PM »
Bathrooms at the Democratic National Headquarters, where the shit piles up high.
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #1814 on: February 08, 2018, 09:29:04 PM »
Richard Simmons' throne.
That's a word salad - and take it from me, I know word salad
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #1815 on: February 09, 2018, 08:09:36 AM »
GRRM's first Game of Thrones idea wasn't received well by the publishing houses.

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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #1816 on: February 09, 2018, 08:55:24 AM »
someones about to be in deep $hit
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #1817 on: February 09, 2018, 09:59:45 AM »
There's a lady whose sure, all that glitters is gold...
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #1818 on: February 09, 2018, 11:55:43 AM »
I'd hate to see the toilet paper dispensers.

Damnit.....I thought of that, but didn't enter.  frick

GRRM's first Game of Thrones idea wasn't received well by the publishing houses.

Ditto

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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #1819 on: February 09, 2018, 12:50:05 PM »
It's good to be the Kingshmegland
That's a word salad - and take it from me, I know word salad
I fear for the day when something happens on the right that is SO nuts that even Stadler says "That's crazy".
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Remember the mark of a great vocalist is if TAC hates them with a special passion