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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #1750 on: January 28, 2018, 02:28:40 PM »
How Kingshmegland will be watching the Superbowl.

I'd face the other way though.
I don't like country music, but I don't mean to denigrate those who do. And for the people who like country music, denigrate means 'put down'.” - Bob Newhart
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #1751 on: January 29, 2018, 07:26:42 AM »
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #1752 on: January 29, 2018, 09:07:16 AM »
'Fire in the hole!'
...going along with Dragon Attack's Queen thread has been like taking a free class in Queen knowledge. Where else are you gonna find info like that?!

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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #1753 on: January 29, 2018, 01:37:46 PM »
This would have been a great way to warm up for Nick if he did not suffer from extreme flatulence.

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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #1754 on: January 29, 2018, 01:54:20 PM »
'Fire in the hole!'

 :lol     No need for further captioins.....this one got me    :lol

you're up!!  :tup 
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #1755 on: January 29, 2018, 06:21:55 PM »
thanks, Gary....at times the simple 'well, some one will at least smile' gets the prize

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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #1756 on: January 29, 2018, 07:57:52 PM »
:clap: on the three segment titles
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #1757 on: January 29, 2018, 08:00:08 PM »
I guess it's "Hammer Time".

What's that sound?  Everybody look what's goin on.
That's a word salad - and take it from me, I know word salad
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #1758 on: January 29, 2018, 08:14:11 PM »
What it's like to get into an argument with The Lovely Mrs TAC.
would have thought the same thing but seeing the OP was TAC i immediately thought Maiden or DT related
Winger Theater Forums........or WTF.  ;D
TAC got a higher score than me in the electronic round? Honestly, can I just drop out now? :lol

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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #1759 on: January 29, 2018, 08:22:07 PM »
The one road where no options lead to Kevin Moore.
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #1760 on: January 29, 2018, 09:18:17 PM »
Life’s Cheat code
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #1761 on: January 30, 2018, 12:23:35 AM »
The road to nowhere leads to me.

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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #1762 on: January 30, 2018, 05:53:56 AM »
Any wife in the passenger seat: "Told ya you should've stopped and ask for directions"
That's a word salad - and take it from me, I know word salad
I fear for the day when something happens on the right that is SO nuts that even Stadler says "That's crazy".
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #1763 on: January 30, 2018, 11:10:08 AM »
...cha cha real smooth...
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #1764 on: January 30, 2018, 11:12:53 AM »
What it feels like to be a zebra on the African plains.
would have thought the same thing but seeing the OP was TAC i immediately thought Maiden or DT related
Winger Theater Forums........or WTF.  ;D
TAC got a higher score than me in the electronic round? Honestly, can I just drop out now? :lol

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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #1765 on: January 30, 2018, 11:18:26 AM »
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #1766 on: January 30, 2018, 02:56:15 PM »
DT trying to satisfy DTF

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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #1767 on: January 30, 2018, 03:56:01 PM »
Directions for anal sex.
I don't like country music, but I don't mean to denigrate those who do. And for the people who like country music, denigrate means 'put down'.” - Bob Newhart
So wait, we're spelling it wrong and king is spelling it right? What is going on here? :lol -- BlobVanDam
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #1768 on: January 30, 2018, 04:25:00 PM »
Directions for anal sex.

Fix'd for married guys.   
That's a word salad - and take it from me, I know word salad
I fear for the day when something happens on the right that is SO nuts that even Stadler says "That's crazy".
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #1769 on: January 30, 2018, 06:40:13 PM »
I don't like country music, but I don't mean to denigrate those who do. And for the people who like country music, denigrate means 'put down'.” - Bob Newhart
So wait, we're spelling it wrong and king is spelling it right? What is going on here? :lol -- BlobVanDam
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #1770 on: January 30, 2018, 06:56:48 PM »
Gonna give this another day.....because 'Gimme The Prize' has five equal winners.

[the signs certainly are where the Red Wings are at, eh Gary? (sigh)]
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #1771 on: January 30, 2018, 08:34:30 PM »
What it's like to get into an argument with The Lovely Mrs TAC.

Or Stadler.
That's a word salad - and take it from me, I know word salad
I fear for the day when something happens on the right that is SO nuts that even Stadler says "That's crazy".
Quote from: Puppies_On_Acid
Remember the mark of a great vocalist is if TAC hates them with a special passion

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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #1772 on: January 30, 2018, 10:09:14 PM »
“God.....please give me a sign.......
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #1773 on: January 30, 2018, 10:19:15 PM »
(Hold it now)
(Wait a minute)
(Come on! whew)
Just let me catch my breath 
I've heard the promises 
I've seen the mistakes 
I've had my fair share of tough breaks 
I need a new voice, a new law, a new way 
Take the time, reevaluate 
It's time to pick up the pieces 
Go back to square one 
I think it's time for a change 

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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #1774 on: January 31, 2018, 10:44:00 AM »
This was the only thing I could show your mom to get her off my jock.....such a persistent little horn dog.....
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #1775 on: January 31, 2018, 11:48:38 AM »
What it's like to get into an argument with The Lovely Mrs TAC.

Or Stadler.

 :lol
would have thought the same thing but seeing the OP was TAC i immediately thought Maiden or DT related
Winger Theater Forums........or WTF.  ;D
TAC got a higher score than me in the electronic round? Honestly, can I just drop out now? :lol

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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #1776 on: January 31, 2018, 02:40:03 PM »
"What what your saying is I can move but it has to be on like a 45 degree angle?"
Yup. Tick is dead on.  She's not your type.  Move on.   Tick is Obi Wan Kenobi


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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #1777 on: January 31, 2018, 02:51:41 PM »
Where we're going, we don't need roads.
That's a word salad - and take it from me, I know word salad
I fear for the day when something happens on the right that is SO nuts that even Stadler says "That's crazy".
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #1778 on: January 31, 2018, 07:49:20 PM »
I need to take the time.......

“God.....please give me a sign.......

To the point.  Winner.
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #1779 on: February 01, 2018, 07:48:56 AM »
Wow...thank you. There were some good ones that round.

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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #1780 on: February 01, 2018, 08:34:11 AM »
No.... I just took 4 Viagra pills

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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #1781 on: February 01, 2018, 11:58:05 AM »
Memories of my youth, when I'd wake up with a stiffie.

'Look, Ma, no hands.'
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #1782 on: February 01, 2018, 12:12:20 PM »
Pooping...you’re doing it wrong.
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #1783 on: February 01, 2018, 12:14:48 PM »
Planking is making a comeback?

What d'ya know... the sun does shine there.
That's a word salad - and take it from me, I know word salad
I fear for the day when something happens on the right that is SO nuts that even Stadler says "That's crazy".
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #1784 on: February 01, 2018, 01:54:07 PM »
Peeing with morning wood is *such* a bitch.