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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #1645 on: January 16, 2018, 11:43:05 AM »
The ass is always greener on the other side of the fence. 
would have thought the same thing but seeing the OP was TAC i immediately thought Maiden or DT related
Winger Theater Forums........or WTF.  ;D
TAC got a higher score than me in the electronic round? Honestly, can I just drop out now? :lol

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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #1646 on: January 16, 2018, 01:12:02 PM »
We're taking care of that crack in the fence as we speak.  Not really sure if I'd call it 'annoying'.
...going along with Dragon Attack's Queen thread has been like taking a free class in Queen knowledge. Where else are you gonna find info like that?!

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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #1647 on: January 16, 2018, 02:36:00 PM »
Sir, your new male box has been installed.
would have thought the same thing but seeing the OP was TAC i immediately thought Maiden or DT related
Winger Theater Forums........or WTF.  ;D
TAC got a higher score than me in the electronic round? Honestly, can I just drop out now? :lol

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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #1648 on: January 16, 2018, 03:20:19 PM »
"Canada is sending us drug addicts, nudists, socialists....and I suppose some good people as well. I will build a wall, and I'll have them pay for it."
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #1649 on: January 16, 2018, 04:42:55 PM »
No honey, that's not a woman's ass on our fence. It's a..um..birdhouse.
would have thought the same thing but seeing the OP was TAC i immediately thought Maiden or DT related
Winger Theater Forums........or WTF.  ;D
TAC got a higher score than me in the electronic round? Honestly, can I just drop out now? :lol

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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #1650 on: January 16, 2018, 05:32:13 PM »
At least the neighbours keep the hedges nice and trimmed.
That's a word salad - and take it from me, I know word salad
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #1651 on: January 17, 2018, 12:17:32 AM »
St. Louis Blues come playoff time be like...
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #1652 on: January 17, 2018, 08:29:00 AM »
Man....there were a bunch of good ones here, one of the tougher rounds for me to pick from. But I give the 'W' to DragonAttack because he had these two that got me good.

"Yes, dear, I'm here with the realtor right now.  I like it...but I think the place next door has a much better view."

We're taking care of that crack in the fence as we speak.  Not really sure if I'd call it 'annoying'.

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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #1653 on: January 17, 2018, 06:26:32 PM »
Thanks, g, my first turn around win.

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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #1654 on: January 17, 2018, 08:28:33 PM »
Best before 11pm.

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That's a word salad - and take it from me, I know word salad
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #1655 on: January 17, 2018, 08:30:10 PM »
The piss poor is always on the bottom shelf.
I don't like country music, but I don't mean to denigrate those who do. And for the people who like country music, denigrate means 'put down'.” - Bob Newhart
So wait, we're spelling it wrong and king is spelling it right? What is going on here? :lol -- BlobVanDam
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #1656 on: January 17, 2018, 08:30:38 PM »
Sometimes you just have to get some rest and chill
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #1657 on: January 17, 2018, 08:37:59 PM »
His Indian name is Sleeps with Lager.
I don't like country music, but I don't mean to denigrate those who do. And for the people who like country music, denigrate means 'put down'.” - Bob Newhart
So wait, we're spelling it wrong and king is spelling it right? What is going on here? :lol -- BlobVanDam
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #1658 on: January 18, 2018, 09:42:47 AM »
Pretty sure this dude doesn't have a six-pack.

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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #1659 on: January 18, 2018, 10:24:40 AM »
Dave always stays close to his interrests

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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #1660 on: January 18, 2018, 10:43:54 AM »
I don’t always pass out from drinking heavily, but when I do it’s in random.....hard to get to places.
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #1661 on: January 18, 2018, 06:36:53 PM »
The local liquor store had a great idea for unpopular people. You can buy a case of beer and a drunken fool to share it with.
would have thought the same thing but seeing the OP was TAC i immediately thought Maiden or DT related
Winger Theater Forums........or WTF.  ;D
TAC got a higher score than me in the electronic round? Honestly, can I just drop out now? :lol

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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #1662 on: January 18, 2018, 06:37:11 PM »
The original Man Cave.
would have thought the same thing but seeing the OP was TAC i immediately thought Maiden or DT related
Winger Theater Forums........or WTF.  ;D
TAC got a higher score than me in the electronic round? Honestly, can I just drop out now? :lol

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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #1663 on: January 19, 2018, 05:44:48 AM »
I really liked 'the original man cave'.  But, my wife and I visited New Mexico a few months ago to see her daughter, we did a 'Breaking Bad/Better Call Saul' tour in ABQ,....and the Dos Equis reference nailed it.  Short story long.....

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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #1664 on: January 19, 2018, 05:54:35 AM »
Giggity!!!

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That's a word salad - and take it from me, I know word salad
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #1665 on: January 19, 2018, 05:54:57 AM »
That's a word salad - and take it from me, I know word salad
I fear for the day when something happens on the right that is SO nuts that even Stadler says "That's crazy".
Quote from: Puppies_On_Acid
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #1666 on: January 19, 2018, 06:35:19 AM »
A young Harvey Weinstein seems upset after his request to throw feces at an actress is denied
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #1667 on: January 19, 2018, 07:38:07 AM »
"This stiffy is driving me bananas."

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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #1668 on: January 19, 2018, 07:38:17 AM »
Bimbo see, bimbo do.

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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #1669 on: January 19, 2018, 07:41:06 AM »
When you realize your agent tricked you by saying you'd be starring with a talk, dark and handsome co-star.
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #1670 on: January 19, 2018, 08:00:35 AM »
Now we know who had the real power in those early Tarzan serials...

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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #1671 on: January 19, 2018, 11:19:56 AM »
"I'm so over monkey dick"
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #1672 on: January 19, 2018, 12:50:54 PM »
"If the Patriots make it to the Super Bowl again, I'm gonna go 'ape shit.'"
"Snore.  You say that every year."
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #1673 on: January 21, 2018, 08:52:25 AM »
Man what I would do to be able to take her home with me. The brunette ain’t half bad either.
People figured out that the white thing that comes out of cows' titties could be drunk, and the relation between sweet desires and women's bellies growing up for 9 months. It can't be THAT hard to figure out how a trumpet works.”

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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #1674 on: January 21, 2018, 09:40:37 AM »
If i have to hear one more banana joke....
I don't like country music, but I don't mean to denigrate those who do. And for the people who like country music, denigrate means 'put down'.” - Bob Newhart
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #1675 on: January 21, 2018, 11:25:03 AM »
Jane, Tarzan is dead. Get over it.
would have thought the same thing but seeing the OP was TAC i immediately thought Maiden or DT related
Winger Theater Forums........or WTF.  ;D
TAC got a higher score than me in the electronic round? Honestly, can I just drop out now? :lol

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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #1676 on: January 21, 2018, 11:51:17 AM »
If i have to hear one more banana joke....

.....I’ll go ape shit.
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #1677 on: January 21, 2018, 01:28:31 PM »
"If the Patriots make it to the Super Bowl again, I'm gonna go 'ape shit.'"
"Snore.  You say that every year."

This, because I'm pretty much the same.
That's a word salad - and take it from me, I know word salad
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #1678 on: January 21, 2018, 07:58:56 PM »
'ape shit' time it is for many, so we'll change the 'mood'....

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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #1679 on: January 21, 2018, 08:15:49 PM »
John Phillips be like...
People figured out that the white thing that comes out of cows' titties could be drunk, and the relation between sweet desires and women's bellies growing up for 9 months. It can't be THAT hard to figure out how a trumpet works.”

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