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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #1505 on: December 12, 2017, 12:27:12 PM »
Quote from: kingshmegland on December 11, 2017, 07:52:47 PM
Bitches be drivin'.

Simple, yet effective.  King is up.
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #1506 on: December 12, 2017, 12:39:24 PM »
Thanks Chad.  With the old man.  Ill post later tonight.
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #1507 on: December 12, 2017, 04:37:10 PM »
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I don't like country music, but I don't mean to denigrate those who do. And for the people who like country music, denigrate means 'put down'.” - Bob Newhart
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #1508 on: December 12, 2017, 04:40:20 PM »
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I don't like country music, but I don't mean to denigrate those who do. And for the people who like country music, denigrate means 'put down'.” - Bob Newhart
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #1509 on: December 12, 2017, 04:49:57 PM »
#Elmotoo
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #1510 on: December 12, 2017, 09:59:28 PM »
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #1511 on: December 12, 2017, 11:07:39 PM »
“Tickle my pickle, Elmo.” New! From Tyco!
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #1512 on: December 13, 2017, 12:07:21 AM »
New from Milton Bradley: "Stick Your Tongue Down My Throat Elmo"! Just in time for this holiday season.

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Sorry Snow Dog, didn't read yours first. Mine is pretty much the same thing.
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #1513 on: December 13, 2017, 12:55:40 AM »
See Elmo's Fire
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #1514 on: December 13, 2017, 03:25:16 AM »
“At least it isn’t as bad as the hand that’s up my ass.”
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #1515 on: December 13, 2017, 05:26:36 AM »
Your tongue tastes an awful lot like Katie Couric.
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #1516 on: December 13, 2017, 03:14:06 PM »
Yeah Elmo... let me suck the puss out of that cold sore and maybe you won't get fired.  Yeah....


Too soon?
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #1517 on: December 13, 2017, 04:12:12 PM »
I don't know what exactly this is called, but apparently whoever said gay marriage was a slippery slope was on to something.
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #1518 on: December 14, 2017, 11:12:52 AM »
Matt satisfied his attraction to redheads and Barbara Streisand in one big moment.
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #1519 on: December 14, 2017, 03:26:31 PM »
Just another day at the office for Matt....
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #1520 on: December 14, 2017, 06:40:02 PM »
I want to kiss you on the furry spot.
« Last Edit: December 14, 2017, 06:52:16 PM by TAC »
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would have thought the same thing but seeing the OP was TAC i immediately thought Maiden or DT related
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Winger Theater Forums........or WTF.  ;D
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #1521 on: December 14, 2017, 07:01:40 PM »
NBC staffers knew just the right gift for Matt Lauer at the office Christmas party.....the ‘Sexually Assault Me’ Elmo
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #1522 on: December 15, 2017, 06:07:40 PM »
Quote from: jingle.boy on December 13, 2017, 05:26:36 AM
Your tongue tastes an awful lot like Katie Couric.

Just enough perv for my liking. Winna!
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #1523 on: December 15, 2017, 06:08:40 PM »
Quote from: kingshmegland on December 15, 2017, 06:07:40 PM
Quote from: jingle.boy on December 13, 2017, 05:26:36 AM
Your tongue tastes an awful lot like Katie Couric.

Just enough perv for my liking. Winna!

Wicked... and the beauty is that the caption applies to both of 'em.  Pic coming soon.
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #1524 on: December 15, 2017, 06:15:39 PM »
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #1525 on: December 15, 2017, 06:16:08 PM »
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #1526 on: December 15, 2017, 06:37:52 PM »
Is that a banana in your pocket or are you just happy to see me? No seriously is that a banana?
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Quote from: wkiml on June 08, 2012, 10:06:35 AM
would have thought the same thing but seeing the OP was TAC i immediately thought Maiden or DT related
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Winger Theater Forums........or WTF.  ;D
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #1527 on: December 16, 2017, 12:29:45 PM »
"I told you, monkeys can't claim sexual harassment. Now let me touch you there or else!"
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #1528 on: December 16, 2017, 12:34:39 PM »
No more monkey buisness from you mister!
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #1529 on: December 16, 2017, 12:45:21 PM »
You do NOT share a common ancestor with us, so quit with that whole evolution bullshit!
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #1530 on: December 16, 2017, 01:35:43 PM »
Unfortunately, the OFC (Orangutan Fighting Championship) failed to attract the intended audiences and the fighters were sent back to their zoos.
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #1531 on: December 16, 2017, 01:43:58 PM »
"Don't get none of that planet of the apes bullshit in your head, I own you bitch!"
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #1532 on: December 16, 2017, 02:01:08 PM »
Sweep the Leg....
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« Reply #1533 on: December 16, 2017, 02:27:59 PM »
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #1534 on: December 16, 2017, 03:24:13 PM »
Where is your yellow trunks?!
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #1535 on: December 16, 2017, 07:56:14 PM »
Bi-Curious George.
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #1536 on: December 16, 2017, 08:19:21 PM »
"Sooo...just to be clear...you're wearing a fanny pack, AND you're more evolved than me?!?!"
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« Reply #1537 on: December 16, 2017, 08:20:44 PM »
"Okay, yes! I throw my own shit, but that booger is gross!"
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #1538 on: December 16, 2017, 08:21:49 PM »
"Dude, why does your finger smell like Matt Lauer?"
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #1539 on: December 18, 2017, 10:06:08 PM »
The Matt Lauer comebacker was close, but this wins

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