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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #1365 on: November 08, 2017, 12:07:42 PM »
He used to be hooked on a feeling. Now he’s hooked on phonics.
People figured out that the white thing that comes out of cows' titties could be drunk, and the relation between sweet desires and women's bellies growing up for 9 months. It can't be THAT hard to figure out how a trumpet works.”

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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #1366 on: November 08, 2017, 12:41:12 PM »
Now THAT'S a burger I'd roll around on the Floor with!!!!!
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #1367 on: November 08, 2017, 01:52:10 PM »
Dwight Gooden had 276 strikeouts in 1984?!

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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #1368 on: November 08, 2017, 02:45:17 PM »
So while I was practicing my lines with SpongeBob, Patrick was banging my wife??
would have thought the same thing but seeing the OP was TAC i immediately thought Maiden or DT related
Winger Theater Forums........or WTF.  ;D
TAC got a higher score than me in the electronic round? Honestly, can I just drop out now? :lol

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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #1369 on: November 08, 2017, 03:12:00 PM »
Is that really my bar tab?
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #1370 on: November 08, 2017, 06:58:46 PM »


The moment you realize you're full of shit.
I don't like country music, but I don't mean to denigrate those who do. And for the people who like country music, denigrate means 'put down'.” - Bob Newhart
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #1371 on: November 09, 2017, 09:05:31 PM »
I used to be straight!?  :o

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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #1372 on: November 10, 2017, 04:36:11 AM »
What happens in KIT's back seat.....stays in KITs back seat.

I'm mostly disturbed that you don't know it's KITT.

Dude, that guy’s schlong takes up two pages?! Damn!... Oh wait, that’s mine...

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That's a word salad - and take it from me, I know word salad
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #1373 on: November 10, 2017, 05:39:22 AM »
"Religion poisons everything” — Christopher Hitchens

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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #1374 on: November 10, 2017, 06:17:26 AM »
KIT was a transgender?
would have thought the same thing but seeing the OP was TAC i immediately thought Maiden or DT related
Winger Theater Forums........or WTF.  ;D
TAC got a higher score than me in the electronic round? Honestly, can I just drop out now? :lol

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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #1375 on: November 10, 2017, 08:14:41 AM »
Unexpected victory. Dick jokes for the win! On to the upper tier!

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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #1376 on: November 10, 2017, 08:19:53 AM »
Humpty Dumpty: Gender Equality Edition
That's a word salad - and take it from me, I know word salad
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #1377 on: November 10, 2017, 08:30:33 AM »
The moment Humpty Dumpty knew how to have all the king's horses AND all the king's men.

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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #1378 on: November 10, 2017, 08:36:29 AM »
What came first, the bitch or the egg?
would have thought the same thing but seeing the OP was TAC i immediately thought Maiden or DT related
Winger Theater Forums........or WTF.  ;D
TAC got a higher score than me in the electronic round? Honestly, can I just drop out now? :lol

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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #1379 on: November 10, 2017, 10:11:18 AM »
Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall. Transgender Humpty had a great fall. All the folks on the right shouted with delight while the left just protested, the wall wasn't built right.
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #1380 on: November 10, 2017, 10:12:15 AM »
Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall. Transgender Humpty had a great fall. All the folks on the right shouted with delight while the left just protested, the wall wasn't built right.

:clap:

Tick wins.

You're up! :tup
would have thought the same thing but seeing the OP was TAC i immediately thought Maiden or DT related
Winger Theater Forums........or WTF.  ;D
TAC got a higher score than me in the electronic round? Honestly, can I just drop out now? :lol

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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #1381 on: November 10, 2017, 10:51:23 AM »

If only my username was "Toe".   :D

Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall. Transgender Humpty had a great fall. All the folks on the right shouted with delight while the left just protested, the wall wasn't built right.

:clap:

Tick wins.

You're up! :tup

Except for the fact that you ain't judgin this round.   :P
That's a word salad - and take it from me, I know word salad
I fear for the day when something happens on the right that is SO nuts that even Stadler says "That's crazy".
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #1382 on: November 10, 2017, 11:18:41 AM »
I’d like to scramble her eggs...
People figured out that the white thing that comes out of cows' titties could be drunk, and the relation between sweet desires and women's bellies growing up for 9 months. It can't be THAT hard to figure out how a trumpet works.”

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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #1383 on: November 10, 2017, 11:43:07 AM »
"Goo goo, ga joob!"
...going along with Dragon Attack's Queen thread has been like taking a free class in Queen knowledge. Where else are you gonna find info like that?!

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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #1384 on: November 10, 2017, 12:19:57 PM »
So I didn't win? Bummer... :-\
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #1385 on: November 10, 2017, 12:39:33 PM »
She lost herself within his solitary shell

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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #1386 on: November 10, 2017, 06:21:03 PM »
I bet her name is Ovary
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #1387 on: November 10, 2017, 06:27:59 PM »
She must be one of the local yolk-als.
would have thought the same thing but seeing the OP was TAC i immediately thought Maiden or DT related
Winger Theater Forums........or WTF.  ;D
TAC got a higher score than me in the electronic round? Honestly, can I just drop out now? :lol

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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #1388 on: November 10, 2017, 08:46:35 PM »
She’s showing a LOT of crack in that outfit
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #1389 on: November 10, 2017, 09:40:18 PM »
I’d like to scramble her eggs...

She prefers to be hard boiled

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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #1390 on: November 11, 2017, 01:39:35 AM »
I’d like to scramble her eggs...

She prefers to be hard boiled

I’d do her sunny side up.
People figured out that the white thing that comes out of cows' titties could be drunk, and the relation between sweet desires and women's bellies growing up for 9 months. It can't be THAT hard to figure out how a trumpet works.”

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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #1391 on: November 11, 2017, 05:16:34 AM »
That's a word salad - and take it from me, I know word salad
I fear for the day when something happens on the right that is SO nuts that even Stadler says "That's crazy".
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #1392 on: November 11, 2017, 08:05:15 AM »
I’d like to scramble her eggs...

She prefers to be hard boiled

I’d do her sunny side up.

I'd do her in three minutes.
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #1393 on: November 11, 2017, 08:13:24 AM »
She would not be so happy if she saw the poor knights behind her...

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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #1394 on: November 11, 2017, 08:28:50 AM »
Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall. Transgender Humpty had a great fall. All the folks on the right shouted with delight while the left just protested, the wall wasn't built right.

The one about the kings horses and men had me laughing out loud at work, but this... this is brilliant. Nice job. You’re up, Tick!

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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #1395 on: November 11, 2017, 09:08:22 AM »

Except for the fact that you ain't judgin this round.   :P


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would have thought the same thing but seeing the OP was TAC i immediately thought Maiden or DT related
Winger Theater Forums........or WTF.  ;D
TAC got a higher score than me in the electronic round? Honestly, can I just drop out now? :lol

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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #1396 on: November 13, 2017, 07:29:30 AM »
Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall. Transgender Humpty had a great fall. All the folks on the right shouted with delight while the left just protested, the wall wasn't built right.

The one about the kings horses and men had me laughing out loud at work, but this... this is brilliant. Nice job. You’re up, Tick!

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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #1397 on: November 14, 2017, 02:50:23 PM »


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Cleveland Browns are shit
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Grizz - 12
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Emindead - 5
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Lucien - 3
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Ruba - 3
Kotowboy - 3
Soundgarden - 2
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #1398 on: November 14, 2017, 02:51:01 PM »
Next up...
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #1399 on: November 14, 2017, 03:03:48 PM »
We found Hefdaddy!
would have thought the same thing but seeing the OP was TAC i immediately thought Maiden or DT related
Winger Theater Forums........or WTF.  ;D
TAC got a higher score than me in the electronic round? Honestly, can I just drop out now? :lol