This could go in the funny file, too, but I'll put it here since I was... well, irritated, but I was on a two-day, group Zoom mediation the last two days. From about 11:00 eastern to about 9:30 at night, I had a Zoom window open, and a side-bar Teams window. It was delicate, because there were about 40 people on the Zoom, so we had to make sure that microphones were muted, and what not, and we had to be conscious of echoes and things like that.
So Day Two, and I notice one of the junior guys on my team - junior in terms of hierarchy; he's a 50 year old man who should otherwise know better - is logged on twice. He's got his computer and his phone tied into both. Now, that means that one of the entries is taxing bandwidth, and is subject to cutting in and out. He says it's "so he can get up and walk around" (even though he has headphones for the computer). Every time the guy talked, for the first hour or so, it sounds like Lou Gehrig's retirement speech (I...I...I...I...consider myself...self...self...self...the luckiest man...man...man...man... on the face of the earth...earth...earth...earth.) So he finally gets it resolved, and we pause the Zoom and go back to our side-bar, with our Senior Executives, our outside counsel and our outside consultants, and we hear this sound like a waterfall.
Guy's taking a piss. On mic. I don't know why I care, since he doesn't report to me, but I was mortified. One of the execs heard it, and made a comment about it for the rest of the day. It was funny to me, but it's not funny for him, I can tell you that.