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Re: Things that I find mildly irritating v.2
« Reply #4130 on: September 14, 2020, 07:26:18 AM »
*shrug*

I guarantee if I jumped in front of a train tomorrow - more people would be relieved than sad.


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Re: Things that I find mildly irritating v.2
« Reply #4131 on: September 14, 2020, 07:32:48 AM »
Well at least I know I don't have the worst self-esteem on the board by a long shot.

You're selling yourself so short it's not even funny, bro.
Although I can't help but wonder: maybe the not wearing deodorant thing plays a factor here.
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Re: Things that I find mildly irritating v.2
« Reply #4132 on: September 14, 2020, 08:50:52 AM »
I can count my true IRL friends by the fingers on my one hand (4 people), but anytime I have any kind of the "no one will miss me" thoughts I imagine how much heartbroken I'll be if any of them dies on me. I imagine they would feel the same, and I wouldn't wish that on anyone. Not to mention my parents, too.

Well at least I know I don't have the worst self-esteem on the board by a long shot.


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« Reply #4133 on: September 14, 2020, 10:44:53 AM »
27 years ago there were dating sites online? In 1993?

He didn’t say “dating sites”. Online was certainly a thing.

Jingle has it right.  It was something called The Sierra Network ("TSN").  The guitar player in my band had bought a computer and had discovered TSN.  It was something you dialed into via modem.  You could go into several different sub-sites, one of which was a D&D style role-playing game called Shadow of Yserbius, and this is was led me to get a computer of my own in June or July 1993 (a 486sx with a 256MB hard drive!).  There were also sub-sites where you could play Red Baron or board games, and one room was just a chat room.  You'd make crude avatars and include 2-3 bits of information about yourself.  That's where I met my wife.  We started by trading email and them moved up to phone calls and, after a few months, an in-person meeting.

By the way, this is also how I ended up getting a cassette of DT's 3/4/1993 show at the Limelight (which I subsequently bought on CD from the YJ Records store) and how I ended up going to the 1993 Foundations Forum and meeting MP and Marlene.


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Re: Things that I find mildly irritating v.2
« Reply #4134 on: September 14, 2020, 10:54:39 AM »
Damn that is some serious old school online dating

I remember having AOL 95 and chatting up with girls, even met one at a concert one time (this was closer to 2000 though when I was a teen) but that's nothing to actually meeting and marrying someone from meeting online in 93.  Kind of amazing.

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« Reply #4135 on: September 14, 2020, 11:19:27 AM »
Damn that is some serious old school online dating

I remember having AOL 95 and chatting up with girls, even met one at a concert one time (this was closer to 2000 though when I was a teen) but that's nothing to actually meeting and marrying someone from meeting online in 93.  Kind of amazing.

The funny thing is that there was another girl (who was local) that I met (via *Prodigy) at about the same time I met my wife (who lived on the other side of the country).  The local girl and I went out once, and I really liked her, and I think she liked me.  The problem was that she was super busy because she was working on her music Ph.D.  I hadn't heard from her for a couple months, and then she called to invite me to something.  When she called, I was literally in bed with my now-wife!  We were not "occupied" at the time of the call, so I did answer the phone.  It's one of the bigger "what if" moments of my life.
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Re: Things that I find mildly irritating v.2
« Reply #4136 on: September 14, 2020, 11:48:04 AM »
The only thing that would make that story better is if you actually DID meet her in the Shadow of Yserbius sub-site.  :) :)

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« Reply #4137 on: September 14, 2020, 11:51:11 AM »
The only thing that would make that story better is if you actually DID meet her in the Shadow of Yserbius sub-site.  :) :)

"Dad, for f---- sake, why did you name me 'Yserbius'?"

"well, son..."

 :lol :lol :lol

Now that you say that, I'm trying to remember if we ever considered "Sierra" for our daughter's name.
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« Reply #4138 on: September 14, 2020, 11:51:33 AM »
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Re: Things that I find mildly irritating v.2
« Reply #4139 on: September 15, 2020, 05:11:31 AM »

Although I can't help but wonder: maybe the not wearing deodorant thing plays a factor here.

 ;D I shower and wear clean clothes every day and drink litres of water. i also have another wash when i get to work and If I need to throughout my shift.

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Re: Things that I find mildly irritating v.2
« Reply #4140 on: September 15, 2020, 12:17:47 PM »
Mildly irritating: feeling left behind at your job. C'est la vie.
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Re: Things that I find mildly irritating v.2
« Reply #4141 on: September 15, 2020, 12:38:32 PM »
"Vintage" items on the Facebook marketplace. The word vintage is usually synonymous with something of high quality from the past, now it's code for "this old piece of shit I'm hoping to over charge you for".

I see this in pretty much every hobby I participate in. Old stuff, mostly garbage, being labelled with a "vintage" tag in the title with a ridiculous cost associated with it. This is a big problem with the RC car resale market right now. The thing is, a lot of platforms, mechanically, are very much the same as they were a decade ago. There are vehicles from 2004 that are still being made today, just with modern and more powerful electronics. So often I'll see used vehicles for sale, and the seller is trying to sell them with NiCAD or NiMH batteries, ancient controllers that require you to manually swap out chips to change frequencies, motors that haven't spun in a decade, and chargers that take 5 hours to charge a pack, assuming they don't burn your house down in the process. The vehicles are actually less desirable with these systems in them because literally no one wants them anymore. There's no "cool" aspect to using a 20 year old battery like there is an old engine. It's just an under-powered, dangerous, buzz kill. I'll pay more for a model in rolling chassis form with no electronics because that's less work for me in the long run. So many people say "yeah, but it comes with the batteries and a controller" and don't seem to understand how outdated and unusable the old equipment is. Modern ESCs can't even run off the old battery packs. It'd be like someone trying to sell you a 15 year old cellphone with a charger that doesn't connect to modern towers, but asking $175 for it because it's "vintage".

Not really sure where I'm going with that, but it's been pissing me off lately.
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« Reply #4142 on: September 15, 2020, 12:56:47 PM »
"Vintage" items on the Facebook marketplace. The word vintage is usually synonymous with something of high quality from the past, now it's code for "this old piece of shit I'm hoping to over charge you for".

I looked up "vintage" on dictionary.com, and all definitions had to do with wine and wine-making grapes, which I found rather odd.  I then went to merriam-webster.com, which had non-wine-related definitions.  The only definition that had any element of quality were two entries for "vintage" as an adjective:  "of old, recognized, and enduring interest, importance, or quality" and "of the best and most characteristic."  The latter definition is referring to usage like, "that solo is VINTAGE Petrucci!"  Every other definition indicated that "vintage" simply refers to age or source era.
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Re: Things that I find mildly irritating v.2
« Reply #4143 on: September 15, 2020, 05:20:29 PM »
I remember my Dad once remarking that "Value" used to mean getting more for your money.

Nowadays - "Value" just means cheap and nasty.

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Re: Things that I find mildly irritating v.2
« Reply #4144 on: September 15, 2020, 05:44:22 PM »
Nah, cheap and nasty has been around since at least 1989.  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_PupCVHZeBU
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« Reply #4145 on: September 15, 2020, 06:27:17 PM »
My God I forgot that song.
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Re: Things that I find mildly irritating v.2
« Reply #4146 on: September 15, 2020, 06:35:05 PM »
This was the first song I thought of.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TVa9x4O8jlg
would have thought the same thing but seeing the OP was TAC i immediately thought Maiden or DT related
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« Reply #4147 on: September 15, 2020, 06:36:11 PM »
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Re: Things that I find mildly irritating v.2
« Reply #4148 on: September 17, 2020, 09:37:09 PM »
I know it's the oldest cliche ever but sports fans who say "we" when referring to teams. Motherfucker you sat on the couch and work a desk job. That's like me seeing Metallica and saying bro we killed that shit we ROCKED!! No you didn't! Stop!  :lol
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« Reply #4149 on: September 17, 2020, 09:41:31 PM »
I know it's the oldest cliche ever but sports fans who say "we" when referring to teams. Motherfucker you sat on the couch and work a desk job. That's like me seeing Metallica and saying bro we killed that shit we ROCKED!! No you didn't! Stop!  :lol

It doesn't irritate me but it would never occur to me to congratulate someone when the team they root for wins a championship. "Hey Bob, congrats on the Yankees winning the series!" "Gee, thanks Tom!" Bob had nothing to do with that championship. There was no achievement on his part.
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« Reply #4150 on: September 17, 2020, 10:03:11 PM »
Exactly!  :lol
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« Reply #4151 on: September 18, 2020, 04:29:09 AM »
I know it's the oldest cliche ever but sports fans who say "we" when referring to teams. Motherfucker you sat on the couch and work a desk job. That's like me seeing Metallica and saying bro we killed that shit we ROCKED!! No you didn't! Stop!  :lol

I went to see Metallica !

How was it ?

Great ! WE played Battery !!!

Did you ?

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« Reply #4152 on: September 18, 2020, 05:58:57 AM »
I know this has been debated to death but...

" You've got another THING coming... "

When the full phrase is " Well, if THAT'S what you think - then you've got ANOTHER think coming..." ***

To me - it would be the same as saying

" Well, if that's what you think - then THING again.. "



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Disclaimer - yes this phrase is also grammatically poor but it IS the phrase.


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Secondly - probably just me - but ( and it is just them ) when Americans put the word "out" after everything. Especially when it's extraneous

such as " When I was a baby I was adopted out ". It just makes me cringe for some reason.


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« Reply #4153 on: September 18, 2020, 07:12:26 AM »
Exactly!  :lol

Take back that Facebook post then.  That's not my graph! :lol
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« Reply #4154 on: September 18, 2020, 07:21:04 AM »
Exactly!  :lol

Take back that Facebook post then.  That's not my graph! :lol

Never.  I relish every chance to make fun of sports fans.  :lol Also wtf, that graph is about music, not sports  :lol
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Re: Things that I find mildly irritating v.2
« Reply #4155 on: September 18, 2020, 08:28:41 AM »
I know this has been debated to death but...

" You've got another THING coming... "

When the full phrase is " Well, if THAT'S what you think - then you've got ANOTHER think coming..." ***

To me - it would be the same as saying

" Well, if that's what you think - then THING again.. "



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Disclaimer - yes this phrase is also grammatically poor but it IS the phrase.


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Secondly - probably just me - but ( and it is just them ) when Americans put the word "out" after everything. Especially when it's extraneous

such as " When I was a baby I was adopted out ". It just makes me cringe for some reason.

It's all Rob Halford's fault.  There are a couple like that here.   "For all intensive purposes".   "Waiting on" (unless you are, in fact, a waiter).   "Plead the fifth" (it's technically "take the fifth"). 

But seriously, do NOT get me started on American idioms.   I physically cringe when people add "super" to things.  I'm SUPER excited for that concert.  I was SUPER surprised over the baby reveal.   I was SUPER angry that my pizza was cold.   I think the idea is to express energy and enthusiasm, but to me it just expresses "douche".   

I'm also completely done with the discussion of "journey".   You'll notice (and I've said this to my kids, albeit half-jokingly) that it's only the losers and runners up that talk of the "journey".    Shaddap.   You'd trade the journey in a New York minute for the grand prize, and you know it. 

It's a known fact (it's not but go with me here) that 98% of Americans do not know how to use the word "myself".  You would never say "Bob and myself are going to dinner".  It's hard to explain without getting all grammatical, but "myself" is only to be used when you are BOTH the object and the subject of the sentence.  "I gave MYSELF a hickey."   "Mary" did not and cannot give "myself a hickey." 

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Re: Things that I find mildly irritating v.2
« Reply #4156 on: September 18, 2020, 09:28:44 AM »
Secondly - probably just me - but ( and it is just them ) when Americans put the word "out" after everything. Especially when it's extraneous

such as " When I was a baby I was adopted out ". It just makes me cringe for some reason.

How about when people refer to "everything" or "everyone" when they really mean only an incredibly small fraction of everything or everyone?  Or when folks generalize about a massively diverse nationality (one that can't even agree how to refer to carbonated, non-alcoholic beverages)?

And I have quite literally never heard anyone refer to him/herself or another as having been "adopted out."


"Plead the fifth" (it's technically "take the fifth"). 

Ummm...if you want to be hyper-technical, it's "invoke the Fifth" (capital "F"), and I'm not sure "take" is any better of a substitute for "invoke" than "plead."
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« Reply #4157 on: September 18, 2020, 09:39:39 AM »
Exactly!  :lol

Take back that Facebook post then.  That's not my graph! :lol

Never.  I relish every chance to make fun of sports fans.  :lol Also wtf, that graph is about music, not sports  :lol

But it's not really my graph.  I can't claim to be part of it like saying I'm part of a sports team.  LOLOL
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Re: Things that I find mildly irritating v.2
« Reply #4158 on: September 18, 2020, 08:00:09 PM »
But seriously, do NOT get me started on American idioms.   I physically cringe when people add "super" to things.  I'm SUPER excited for that concert.  I was SUPER surprised over the baby reveal.   I was SUPER angry that my pizza was cold.   I think the idea is to express energy and enthusiasm, but to me it just expresses "douche".
This one has been a growing pet peeve of mine for a couple of years now, it's pretty much impossible to go more than five minutes on the internet without running into this word multiple times. Some are so enthusiastic to use it they even go so far as to force the word into grammatically dubious contexts; the other day I saw a post on Reddit where someone expressing their opinion said that they "super thought" something, and only a few days before that someone was "super on the fence" regarding an issue. What? :mehlin

I'm not sure it's an exclusively American thing though, if that makes you feel any better.

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« Reply #4159 on: September 18, 2020, 08:02:50 PM »
  "For all intensive purposes".   

I thought it was "intents and purposes".


would have thought the same thing but seeing the OP was TAC i immediately thought Maiden or DT related
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« Reply #4160 on: September 19, 2020, 12:36:00 AM »
It is.

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« Reply #4161 on: September 19, 2020, 04:46:38 AM »
  "For all intensive purposes".   

I thought it was "intents and purposes".

That's a mute point.
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« Reply #4162 on: September 19, 2020, 04:47:47 AM »
  "For all intensive purposes".   

I thought it was "intents and purposes".

That's a mute point.

I could care less.
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« Reply #4163 on: September 19, 2020, 05:04:31 AM »
I should of known you'd say that.
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« Reply #4164 on: September 19, 2020, 07:18:15 AM »
C’mon guys, don’t loose focus on the discussion at hand. Ur driving me super crazy here.