Things that I find mildly irritating v.2

[King Postwhore]

Tim let me help you. Have you ever seen Full Metal Jacket?

[TAC]

Yes I have. A few times. A long time ago.

Awesome movie. Stanley Kubrick.

My ex father in law was in Vietnam, and he said he literally thought he was back in Parris Island.

[Cool Chris]

Chris, it's scary when she yells. Lol

It's the jelly donuts, I get it.

[jingle.boy]

I gotta tell ya, King... I was with Tim on this one.  I had no focking clue what you were talking about.

[King Postwhore]

Well shit Chad. I know you can Google.   Tim just gives us I'm old, get me the answer.

[jingle.boy]

Well shit Chad. I know you can Google.   Tim just gives us I'm old, get me the answer.

And on that front, I'm with Chris ... Greater New York, and Synthetic Natural Gas were my first hits.  Sorry man, you failed to make it explicitly about Gunnery Sargent Hartman.

[King Postwhore]

Yet you know it.  Chad of all people you should know "The Change" and men dealing with it. 

[jingle.boy]

Yet you know it.  Chad of all people you should know "The Change" and men dealing with it.

Mrs.jingle has been "changing" for 19 years!  Lol

In other news, jingle.kids turn 19 on Monday.

[King Postwhore]

Time sure does fly. 

[TAC]

Pretty sure I wouldn’t recognize Hartman by name anyway.

[King Postwhore]

Pretty sure I wouldn’t recognize Hartman by name anyway.

He's the Gunnery that pushes Gomer Pyle over the edge.

[The Walrus]

"Did your parents have any children that lived?!" 

[King Postwhore]

Let's all hold Tim's hand explaining a character of a movie he has seen explaining why he resembles my wife right now.

[Stadler]

But it might be something bad and I don't want anything bad on my google.

This made me laugh out loud.

[Snow Dog]

"Did your parents have any children that lived?!" 

“Bullshit. It looks to me like the best part of you ran down the crack of your mama's ass and ended up as a brown stain on the mattress.”

I’d imagine there’s two reactions to that first half of the movie, and those would be from either the people who experienced the service, and those who haven’t. As one who’s in the latter group, I laughed my ass off at the entire first half except the bathroom scene. But if I were actually there, I’d probably be shitting myself.

[KevShmev]

"How tall are you?"

"Sir, 5'9"', sir!"

"5'9", I didn't know they stacked shit that high!"

 

[The Walrus]

 

"Choke yourself! WITH MY HAND, GOD DAMN IT!" 

Yeah, my dad and I laugh til we're crying every time we watch that section of the movie.

[KevShmev]

"Private Pyle, you will stop laughing this instant, or I will gouge out your eyes and skull fuck you!"

[Snow Dog]

“If God wanted you up there, he’d have miracled your ass up by now...”

“You climb obstacles like old people fuck, do you know that?!”

My two favorites.

[King Postwhore]

You guys are making Tim look bad.

[The Walrus]

R. Lee Ermey improvised most of those lines. I think he convinced them to give him the part by filming a tape where he was yelling those kinds of lines while tennis balls were thrown at him. What a badass. 

"Drop your cocks and grab your socks!"

[pg1067]

GNY? SNG?

Google is your friend Tim. 

I gotta tell ya, King... I was with Tim on this one.  I had no focking clue what you were talking about.

Me too....

Greater New York?
Go null yourself?

Satellite news gathering?
Secure network gateway?

Those were the top results I got when I googled....

I still have no idea....

[TAC]

Full Metal Shmegland thread takeover.

[The Walrus]

We can go back to quizzing you on obvious things you should know but don't, if you want! 

[King Postwhore]

Full Metal Shmegland thread takeover.

 

[bosk1]

Yeah, well nobody on earth abbreviates "gunnery sergeant" the way you did, so even this former US marine had no idea what you were saying. 

[King Postwhore]

I just copied and pasted from the internet.  Plus, it's fun being vague with Tim. 

[bosk1]

Plus, it's fun being vague with Tim. 

Well, yeah, I'll give you that.  And that's the whole reason I didn't go all GNY. SRG. Hart on you.

[King Postwhore]

 


Of course it's an exaggeration on my part as well how my wife acts when I do dumb guy stuff like my sneakers on our bed but she does lose it a bit.  I just back away slowly. 

[jingle.boy]

[King Postwhore]

Yup.  Lol

[Harmony]

You sound like Dr. P (my wife), I put my golf shoes on the dining room table and she about shit a brick! 

She's right!  Dude, that's so gross.    

[Snow Dog]

You sound like Dr. P (my wife), I put my golf shoes on the dining room table and she about shit a brick! 

She's right!  Dude, that's so gross.    

And then take into account that a good number of Salt Lake City golf courses are littered with seagull and goose shit, and it only takes it up a notch.

[TAC]

In Salt Lake, if only one of your five wives is bitching, you’re still in pretty good shape.

[Harmony]

You sound like Dr. P (my wife), I put my golf shoes on the dining room table and she about shit a brick! 

She's right!  Dude, that's so gross.    

And then take into account that a good number of Salt Lake City golf courses are littered with seagull and goose shit, and it only takes it up a notch.

That's right - she is trying to save your life!!  Think about that.