"Did your parents have any children that lived?!"
“Bullshit. It looks to me like the best part of you ran down the crack of your mama's ass and ended up as a brown stain on the mattress.”
I’d imagine there’s two reactions to that first half of the movie, and those would be from either the people who experienced the service, and those who haven’t. As one who’s in the latter group, I laughed my ass off at the entire first half except the bathroom scene. But if I were actually there, I’d probably be shitting myself.