Speaking of wife irritations.... when the fuck did she forget how to use an ATM. Whenever she needs money, it's straight to my wallet. I swear to god I want to put a fucking PIN on it. Seriously, it shouldn't annoy me (we're not the couple that has 'mine' and 'your' money... it's all 'our' money), but it annoys the hell out of me.
Same goes for gas. First, she gets all freaky the instant the light comes on the dashboard - she won't even go a few miles. Second, she practically insists that I take the vehicle with the lowest gas, so that I'm always the one filling it up. I've even gone out in the evening before bed to fill it up, because she can't/won't leave a few minutes early to wherever she's going in the morning to fill it up.
/endrant