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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
« Reply #3430 on: July 31, 2020, 04:37:37 PM »
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
« Reply #3431 on: July 31, 2020, 08:16:18 PM »
 :rollin



This is from a survey app I used a few years back.



I've actually made 'cereal milk' creme brulee, soaking froot loops in cream overnight then making the brulee.


And yes, it was as good as it sounds.

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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
« Reply #3432 on: July 31, 2020, 08:18:25 PM »
Let me know when you are making Count Chocula brulee.
would have thought the same thing but seeing the OP was TAC i immediately thought Maiden or DT related
Winger Theater Forums........or WTF.  ;D
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
« Reply #3433 on: July 31, 2020, 08:23:38 PM »
Let me know when you are making Count Chocula brulee.

Chocolate brulees are a dime a dozen. Now a capn crunch berry one, that's the ticket.

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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
« Reply #3434 on: July 31, 2020, 08:45:02 PM »
Honey Combs, and I’ll cream my jeans.
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
« Reply #3435 on: July 31, 2020, 08:49:44 PM »
Peanut Butter Crunch is my jam.
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
« Reply #3436 on: July 31, 2020, 09:06:07 PM »
 :lol This thread suddenly became the "request a dessert from Chef Lonestar" thread

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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
« Reply #3437 on: August 01, 2020, 08:49:27 AM »
:lol This thread suddenly became the "request a dessert from Chef Lonestar" thread



Maybe I'll just make them all, and then videotape myself eating them and telling you all how delicious they are.

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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
« Reply #3438 on: August 01, 2020, 09:07:11 AM »
Cinnamon toast crunch brulee?

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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
« Reply #3439 on: August 01, 2020, 09:26:47 AM »
:lol This thread suddenly became the "request a dessert from Chef Lonestar" thread



Maybe I'll just make them all, and then videotape myself eating them and telling you all how delicious they are.

Please be serious.  :lucien:
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« Reply #3440 on: August 01, 2020, 02:01:15 PM »
Cinnamon toast crunch brulee?

Winner.
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
« Reply #3441 on: August 01, 2020, 05:06:54 PM »
If Waffle Crisps were still around...
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
« Reply #3442 on: August 01, 2020, 09:12:02 PM »
If Waffle Crisps were still around...

I had one appetizer on a menu, 'chicken and waffles' where it was a waffle cone filled with chicken nuggets tossed in spicy maple syrup.


It was much, much better than it sounds. And it sounds amazing.

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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
« Reply #3443 on: August 01, 2020, 11:33:13 PM »
If Waffle Crisps were still around...

I had one appetizer on a menu, 'chicken and waffles' where it was a waffle cone filled with chicken nuggets tossed in spicy maple syrup.


It was much, much better than it sounds. And it sounds amazing.
That actually sounds amazing!
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
« Reply #3444 on: August 02, 2020, 06:49:27 AM »
I don't like country music, but I don't mean to denigrate those who do. And for the people who like country music, denigrate means 'put down'.” - Bob Newhart
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
« Reply #3445 on: August 02, 2020, 08:45:21 AM »
 :lol

So true!
would have thought the same thing but seeing the OP was TAC i immediately thought Maiden or DT related
Winger Theater Forums........or WTF.  ;D
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« Reply #3446 on: August 02, 2020, 08:50:32 AM »
 :tup
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
« Reply #3447 on: August 03, 2020, 05:30:20 AM »
Zydar is my new hero.  I just laughed so hard I nearly shat.

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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
« Reply #3448 on: August 03, 2020, 11:48:08 AM »


Thanks. Been trying to find a place to cater my Horse Funerals.
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
« Reply #3449 on: August 03, 2020, 12:49:19 PM »
Obvious Plant is a satire site.  Funny stuff, though.

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« Reply #3450 on: August 03, 2020, 03:16:00 PM »
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I had this discussion with someone on Facebook over the weekend.  She posted something about MTV's anniversary, and I commented that MTV had died about 25 years ago.  The last thing I remember watching was the Boston season of The Real World, which apparently was 1997.
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« Reply #3451 on: August 03, 2020, 04:29:28 PM »
I forgot the did a Boston Real World.
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« Reply #3452 on: August 03, 2020, 09:52:18 PM »
Wow.. The Real World! I had given up on MTV by the time that came around and had no idea such a show existed, but somehow while flipping channels I got sucked in to Season 2 (LA) and ended up watching most of 3 (SFO?) before I realized what crap it was.

But then I knew one of the gals in 4 (London) so watched most of that season. 

Huh I just looked her up on a whim and found out she:

* holds the Guinness Record for longest bungee jump.
* is the daughter of international bestselling Fantasy author Margaret Astrid Lindholm Ogden (aka Megan Lindholm, aka Robin Hobb).
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
« Reply #3453 on: August 04, 2020, 03:17:46 AM »





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« Reply #3454 on: August 04, 2020, 09:41:42 AM »
It's been around forever, but I always chuckle at that pole dancer/shovel saleswoman picture.


Wow.. The Real World! I had given up on MTV by the time that came around and had no idea such a show existed, but somehow while flipping channels I got sucked in to Season 2 (LA) and ended up watching most of 3 (SFO?) before I realized what crap it was.

But then I knew one of the gals in 4 (London) so watched most of that season. 

Huh I just looked her up on a whim and found out she:

* holds the Guinness Record for longest bungee jump.
* is the daughter of international bestselling Fantasy author Margaret Astrid Lindholm Ogden (aka Megan Lindholm, aka Robin Hobb).

Gotta be careful with trivia from IMDB bios.  There are probably half a dozen different highest/longest bungee jump records, and it doesn't appear that Kat Ogden holds any of them.  She doesn't even mention it on her personal website.   :)
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« Reply #3455 on: August 04, 2020, 07:52:58 PM »
Of course, but just the fact that she has an IMDb bio is pretty cool.

Not sure why her high school is listed as biographical info. Other than it is a fact, I. Not sure why it is noteworthy. And I guess this gives away where I went to school.

And that Home Depot picture is definitely timeless.
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« Reply #3456 on: August 06, 2020, 10:02:44 AM »
I stumbled upon this searching for my reply vid to The Walrus

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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
« Reply #3457 on: August 07, 2020, 05:20:38 AM »

Zydar is my new hero.  I just laughed so hard I nearly shat.

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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
« Reply #3459 on: August 09, 2020, 02:14:19 PM »
Ok I made up a couple of jokes.... :hat

1. " My favourite French number is 12.

Its a Douzey "


2. Half of me wishes I was good at Maths.

But the other 66% isn't bothered. "


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« Reply #3460 on: August 09, 2020, 03:30:06 PM »
Yup, you made those up alright.
That's a word salad - and take it from me, I know word salad
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« Reply #3461 on: August 09, 2020, 03:39:49 PM »
Ok I made up a couple of jokes.... :hat

1. " My favourite French number is 12.

Its a Douzey "


2. Half of me wishes I was good at Maths.

But the other 66% isn't bothered. "


How is it that fat people are dieting and non fat people are not??
would have thought the same thing but seeing the OP was TAC i immediately thought Maiden or DT related
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« Reply #3462 on: August 09, 2020, 03:56:13 PM »
2. Half of me wishes I was good at Maths.

But the other 66% isn't bothered. "

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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
« Reply #3463 on: August 10, 2020, 01:20:30 AM »



« Last Edit: August 10, 2020, 01:25:44 AM by Zydar »
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« Reply #3464 on: August 10, 2020, 12:06:08 PM »
Both are great.

I find wordplay like that amusing.
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