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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
« Reply #3360 on: May 30, 2020, 08:00:32 PM »
Yeaaaaah.  I had to send that privately to Puppies.  Lol
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
« Reply #3361 on: May 30, 2020, 08:04:37 PM »
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
« Reply #3362 on: May 30, 2020, 08:10:12 PM »
There was so many more.  Seriously.  Lol
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
« Reply #3363 on: May 30, 2020, 08:26:17 PM »
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« Reply #3364 on: May 31, 2020, 08:46:49 AM »
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
« Reply #3365 on: May 31, 2020, 09:39:11 AM »
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
« Reply #3366 on: June 02, 2020, 02:28:40 PM »
I know this kinda belongs in the P/R section but

Donald Trump an hour ago: "My Admin has done more for the Black Community than any President since Abraham Lincoln."

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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
« Reply #3367 on: June 02, 2020, 02:41:54 PM »
This guy's complete lack of knowledge about history would be funny of he weren't the fucking president.
Hey dude slow the fuck down so we can finish together at the same time.  :biggrin:
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
« Reply #3368 on: June 02, 2020, 08:01:03 PM »
I know this kinda belongs in the P/R section but

Donald Trump an hour ago: "My Admin has done more for the Black Community than any President since Abraham Lincoln."

 :lol :rollin :lol

You gotta be fucking kidding me.
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
« Reply #3369 on: June 03, 2020, 07:56:17 AM »


They know what they did.
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
« Reply #3370 on: June 03, 2020, 08:28:32 AM »
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
« Reply #3371 on: June 03, 2020, 09:43:32 AM »
 :rollin :rollin
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
« Reply #3372 on: June 03, 2020, 10:46:38 AM »
Yeah, that's a "they knew" right there. :lol

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« Reply #3373 on: June 03, 2020, 07:18:57 PM »


This just reminds me how irritating Michael Pena is in those films. No matter whats happening he has that weird smug grin on the entire time.

Like someone could be holding a gun to his face and he'd be like  :P cool cool man.

Also most of his lines sounded like ad libs - and they weren't funny to me.


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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
« Reply #3374 on: June 08, 2020, 08:09:33 AM »
Zydar is my new hero.  I just laughed so hard I nearly shat.

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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
« Reply #3375 on: June 25, 2020, 07:19:46 PM »
In a similar vein:


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« Reply #3376 on: June 29, 2020, 09:11:11 AM »
Oh shit, you're right!

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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
« Reply #3377 on: June 29, 2020, 09:40:06 AM »
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
« Reply #3379 on: June 30, 2020, 07:36:05 PM »
Looks like Sacha Baron Cohen is back at it


I've never 'got' him or his comedy. I know a lot of people dig it and think it's hilarious but I'm nothing but annoyed by the guy. His skits/pranks seem clever but I can't watch more than 10-20 seconds of them......he just hits a nerve
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
« Reply #3380 on: June 30, 2020, 10:07:16 PM »
Looks like Sacha Baron Cohen is back at it


I've never 'got' him or his comedy. I know a lot of people dig it and think it's hilarious but I'm nothing but annoyed by the guy. His skits/pranks seem clever but I can't watch more than 10-20 seconds of them......he just hits a nerve


I enjoy him, but I also completely see how he can hit a nerve.
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
« Reply #3381 on: July 01, 2020, 06:37:46 AM »
Looks like Sacha Baron Cohen is back at it


I've never 'got' him or his comedy. I know a lot of people dig it and think it's hilarious but I'm nothing but annoyed by the guy. His skits/pranks seem clever but I can't watch more than 10-20 seconds of them......he just hits a nerve


He's really hit or miss for me.   Sometimes it borders on mean and while I (think I) get where he's coming from, I'm not sure we need more "mean" to make our point.   I suppose you can say the same thing about Ricky Gervais too (who I think is really funny), but he seems to walk a slightly different line. 

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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
« Reply #3382 on: July 01, 2020, 06:50:26 AM »
Looks like Sacha Baron Cohen is back at it


I've never 'got' him or his comedy. I know a lot of people dig it and think it's hilarious but I'm nothing but annoyed by the guy. His skits/pranks seem clever but I can't watch more than 10-20 seconds of them......he just hits a nerve


I enjoy him, but I also completely see how he can hit a nerve.

I don't think I'll ever laugh again as hard as I did when I saw Borat in theaters.

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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
« Reply #3383 on: July 01, 2020, 06:52:09 AM »
I enjoy some of his stuff, and not really a lot of it.

Though he has an uncanny ability to show what people really can be like with just the slightest provocation or allowance. If he were a psychologist, he could write some pretty huge papers, but as an entertainer he likely makes people feel pretty uncomfortable. No one likes to think how quickly we can become like the people in his stuff.
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
« Reply #3384 on: July 01, 2020, 09:16:55 AM »
The movies were just OK but the Ali G show on HBO was pure comedy gold.  He's gotten way too political that I can see where he would rub people the wrong way.  But his ability to stay in character is really amazing, even in singing that song, he is able to just keep at it without breaking. 

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« Reply #3385 on: July 01, 2020, 09:18:26 AM »
Bruno was hit and miss for me but I still think Borat is hilarious
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
« Reply #3387 on: July 05, 2020, 11:37:54 AM »
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« Reply #3388 on: July 05, 2020, 02:57:30 PM »
The movies were just OK but the Ali G show on HBO was pure comedy gold.  He's gotten way too political that I can see where he would rub people the wrong way.  But his ability to stay in character is really amazing, even in singing that song, he is able to just keep at it without breaking.

The show was amazing. The movies not as much and I could not get into Borat. As you can see, I have never watched Borat  or Bruno.
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
« Reply #3390 on: July 05, 2020, 07:13:59 PM »
For some reason that reminds me of when my oldest son said "She chunky, like campbell's soup!"

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« Reply #3392 on: July 06, 2020, 12:30:48 AM »
"Girl, your thicker than a bowl of oatmeal"

His reaction was the better punchline.  :rollin :rollin
Yea his reaction is priceless. Like: "if you seen her you would've agree"
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
« Reply #3393 on: July 06, 2020, 04:46:17 AM »
"Girl, your thicker than a bowl of oatmeal"

His reaction was the better punchline.  :rollin :rollin
Yea his reaction is priceless. Like: "if you seen her you would've agree"

I was thinking more like he spent 20 seconds just itchin to jump in with his rebuttal “Bitch, dat wadn’t me!”... but then was like ‘ya know, that sounds like sumthin I’d say’
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
« Reply #3394 on: July 06, 2020, 01:47:36 PM »
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