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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
« Reply #2765 on: October 04, 2019, 07:58:28 AM »
I don’t get Feather, not Dot.



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Travel Ban Brown  :rollin

Those were all glorious.  Thanks Zy!

P.S. ... we're all going to hell for laughing at some of those.

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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
« Reply #2766 on: October 04, 2019, 12:23:19 PM »
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
« Reply #2767 on: October 04, 2019, 01:21:58 PM »
:rollin  How have I never seen that before?
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« Reply #2768 on: October 04, 2019, 03:24:31 PM »
My wife told me about the chef years ago.  The thing with Tennessee and Kentucky is new.  I forwarded this to her and she chuckled heartily.
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
« Reply #2769 on: October 04, 2019, 10:55:40 PM »
:rollin  How have I never seen that before?

Really? I've noticed and drew it on my mid school agenda.
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
« Reply #2770 on: October 05, 2019, 06:35:18 PM »

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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
« Reply #2771 on: October 06, 2019, 05:01:50 AM »
haha... for me, it'd be her father.
That's a word salad - and take it from me, I know word salad
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
« Reply #2772 on: October 06, 2019, 05:38:52 AM »
"Acting like my mother" works even better.
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
« Reply #2773 on: October 06, 2019, 05:46:04 AM »
"Acting like my mother" works even better.

Yeah, that too!
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
« Reply #2775 on: October 13, 2019, 05:05:26 PM »
:lol

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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
« Reply #2776 on: October 13, 2019, 05:25:26 PM »
 :rollin
would have thought the same thing but seeing the OP was TAC i immediately thought Maiden or DT related
Winger Theater Forums........or WTF.  ;D
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
« Reply #2777 on: October 14, 2019, 05:43:07 AM »
Zydar is my new hero.  I just laughed so hard I nearly shat.

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« Reply #2778 on: October 14, 2019, 07:13:29 PM »
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« Reply #2779 on: October 14, 2019, 08:30:14 PM »
 :lol

I've seen some of this guy's comics but not that one!
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
« Reply #2780 on: October 18, 2019, 05:33:53 AM »


Yeah it's old, but still good :lol
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
« Reply #2781 on: October 18, 2019, 05:57:53 AM »
"Stuffindin' Stud"  :rollin :rollin

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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
« Reply #2782 on: October 18, 2019, 06:04:49 AM »
Didn't someone post that a couple months/pages back?  I remember seeing it, and texting it to jingle.daughter.  f'n hilarious.
That's a word salad - and take it from me, I know word salad
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
« Reply #2783 on: October 18, 2019, 06:12:20 AM »
It could very well have been me who posted it last time :lol
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
« Reply #2784 on: October 18, 2019, 06:22:37 AM »
A quick perusal of your posts validates your hypothesis!





Some guy put some fake music albums into a local music store.
That's a word salad - and take it from me, I know word salad
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
« Reply #2785 on: October 18, 2019, 06:23:39 AM »
Damn, only 5 months ago :facepalm:
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
« Reply #2786 on: October 18, 2019, 07:26:01 AM »
Time DOES fly when you're building a deck, man.  Truth.

I have the deluxe edition with the bonus tracks:

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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
« Reply #2787 on: October 18, 2019, 07:38:25 AM »
Time DOES fly when you're building a deck, man.  Truth.

I have the deluxe edition with the bonus tracks:

Velcro Is The Best!
Where's The Remote?
Pink Caravan
Prunes, Baby, Prunes (Demo Version)

Mine has the bonus track ... "Do NOT go in there".
That's a word salad - and take it from me, I know word salad
I fear for the day when something happens on the right that is SO nuts that even Stadler says "That's crazy".
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
« Reply #2788 on: October 18, 2019, 09:33:03 AM »
Time DOES fly when you're building a deck, man.  Truth.

I have the deluxe edition with the bonus tracks:

Velcro Is The Best!
Where's The Remote?
Pink Caravan
Prunes, Baby, Prunes (Demo Version)

Mine has the bonus track ... "Do NOT go in there".

Mine has "Don't Slam the Door."  Must be the Japanese import.

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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
« Reply #2789 on: October 18, 2019, 11:27:06 AM »
Time DOES fly when you're building a deck, man.  Truth.

I have the deluxe edition with the bonus tracks:

Velcro Is The Best!
Where's The Remote?
Pink Caravan
Prunes, Baby, Prunes (Demo Version)

Mine has the bonus track ... "Do NOT go in there".

Mine has "Don't Slam the Door."  Must be the Japanese import.

With the misheard lyric "Don't Sram Teh Door"?
That's a word salad - and take it from me, I know word salad
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
« Reply #2791 on: October 20, 2019, 06:40:27 AM »
"I need you please com bangladesh I receive you."

Damn, I wish I had that line available when I was single. :lol
would have thought the same thing but seeing the OP was TAC i immediately thought Maiden or DT related
Winger Theater Forums........or WTF.  ;D
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
« Reply #2792 on: October 20, 2019, 03:22:42 PM »
"I said to Nigel Tufnel, 'The door is open if you want to do anything on this record,' but it turns out Nigel has a phobia about doors." /Derek Smalls

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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
« Reply #2793 on: October 20, 2019, 05:42:26 PM »
She took it well.  Who is that?

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« Reply #2794 on: October 20, 2019, 07:11:06 PM »
Lana Del Rey no?
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
« Reply #2795 on: October 20, 2019, 08:11:30 PM »
I love when that stuff happens at sporting events.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_cLnrUDohHs

Especially when the athlete enjoys the humor and adds some of their own wit.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sqb75RN-9RA

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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
« Reply #2796 on: October 21, 2019, 12:36:20 PM »
 :rollin reminds me of my buddy yelling at Elize from Amaranthe

"YOU ARE ATTRACTIVE!"  which got a nice reaction from her and the crowd, which luckily someone caught https://youtu.be/CiXhadhsN8o?t=1282

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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
« Reply #2797 on: October 21, 2019, 01:43:20 PM »
"I said to Nigel Tufnel, 'The door is open if you want to do anything on this record,' but it turns out Nigel has a phobia about doors." /Derek Smalls

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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
« Reply #2798 on: October 21, 2019, 01:53:40 PM »
:rollin reminds me of my buddy yelling at Elize from Amaranthe

"YOU ARE ATTRACTIVE!"  which got a nice reaction from her and the crowd, which luckily someone caught https://youtu.be/CiXhadhsN8o?t=1282

Or me yelling at Tom that Henrik thinks he's paid in pussy!?! 
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
« Reply #2799 on: October 21, 2019, 02:32:13 PM »
:rollin reminds me of my buddy yelling at Elize from Amaranthe

"YOU ARE ATTRACTIVE!"  which got a nice reaction from her and the crowd, which luckily someone caught https://youtu.be/CiXhadhsN8o?t=1282

Or me yelling at Tom that Henrik thinks he's paid in pussy!?!

That's a good one too except Tom nor the crowd really reacted, but we know that was a good one  :lol