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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
« Reply #1610 on: June 03, 2018, 07:29:32 AM »
"Owners of dogs will have noticed that, if you provide them with food and water and shelter and affection, they will think you are God. Whereas owners of cats are compelled to realize that, if you provide them with food and water and affection, they draw the conclusion that they are God.” — Christopher Hitchens

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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
« Reply #1611 on: June 03, 2018, 07:40:43 AM »
Ha ha, that one took me a second!  :lol

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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
« Reply #1612 on: June 03, 2018, 01:33:50 PM »
New type of jeans from Carmar

https://carmardenim.com/products/extreme-cut-out-jean




Just in time for summer, I think I'll pick up a pair. And what a steal at $168...

You know full well the people wearing them aren't going to look like that model, either.   

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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
« Reply #1613 on: June 03, 2018, 02:25:24 PM »
You'll probably see more than a few at peopleofwalmart.com
That's a word salad - and take it from me, I know word salad
I fear for the day when something happens on the right that is SO nuts that even Stadler says "That's crazy".
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
« Reply #1614 on: June 03, 2018, 02:46:34 PM »
I could make my own simply by farting.
I don't like country music, but I don't mean to denigrate those who do. And for the people who like country music, denigrate means 'put down'.” - Bob Newhart
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
« Reply #1615 on: June 03, 2018, 06:01:18 PM »
You'll probably see more than a few at peopleofwalmart.com

I got a people of walmart daily calendar from a co-worker and it's glorious. Everyone swings by the desk to see what the shit show.

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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
« Reply #1617 on: June 04, 2018, 09:45:35 AM »
"Peking Duck, anyone?"

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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
« Reply #1620 on: June 04, 2018, 05:44:38 PM »
That is funny.
would have thought the same thing but seeing the OP was TAC i immediately thought Maiden or DT related
Winger Theater Forums........or WTF.  ;D
TAC got a higher score than me in the electronic round? Honestly, can I just drop out now? :lol

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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
« Reply #1621 on: June 08, 2018, 10:59:52 AM »
A new place opened up in the shopping center near my office.  Looks like you can only get two things there, yet I suspect most guys will be fine with that.



I took the picture from my car as I was driving past.  Kinda pissed that I didn't quite time it right and blocked part of one of the letters, but yes, the place is actually called BEER HEAD.  I actually don't drink beer much, but I'm sure I could get something else there I'd like.

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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
« Reply #1622 on: June 08, 2018, 01:46:30 PM »
 :lol

speaking of driving by and getting a picture of a sign, there's a real good one that has a spelling error near work that I've been trying to get a good picture of

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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
« Reply #1623 on: June 08, 2018, 01:52:16 PM »
Zydar is my new hero.  I just laughed so hard I nearly shat.

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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
« Reply #1624 on: June 08, 2018, 01:52:55 PM »
 :lol

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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
« Reply #1625 on: June 08, 2018, 03:56:03 PM »
I want to believe that that product is real.


... and that people are dumb enough to buy it.

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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
« Reply #1627 on: June 12, 2018, 02:24:19 PM »
#WATCHCHAD


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would have thought the same thing but seeing the OP was TAC i immediately thought Maiden or DT related
Winger Theater Forums........or WTF.  ;D
TAC got a higher score than me in the electronic round? Honestly, can I just drop out now? :lol

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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
« Reply #1628 on: June 12, 2018, 08:56:59 PM »
That's a word salad - and take it from me, I know word salad
I fear for the day when something happens on the right that is SO nuts that even Stadler says "That's crazy".
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
« Reply #1629 on: June 13, 2018, 01:30:02 AM »



Those who fry are justified.
Zydar is my new hero.  I just laughed so hard I nearly shat.

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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
« Reply #1630 on: June 13, 2018, 01:54:09 AM »
:lol
Only King could mis-spell a LETTER.
Yep. I think the only party in the MP/DT situation that hasn't moved on is DTF.

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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
« Reply #1631 on: June 13, 2018, 05:06:41 AM »
Zydar is my new hero.  I just laughed so hard I nearly shat.

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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
« Reply #1634 on: June 18, 2018, 03:38:52 AM »


Stay away from their special sauce.
Zydar is my new hero.  I just laughed so hard I nearly shat.

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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
« Reply #1635 on: June 18, 2018, 05:19:09 AM »
:lol Zydar, you've opened up a burger stand?
Only King could mis-spell a LETTER.
Yep. I think the only party in the MP/DT situation that hasn't moved on is DTF.

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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
« Reply #1637 on: June 18, 2018, 06:24:25 AM »
:lol Zydar, you've opened up a burger stand?

I'm more into Asian food.

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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
« Reply #1638 on: June 18, 2018, 11:20:28 AM »


Stay away from their special sauce.


Even better is the translation of "o sabor campeao..."... the champion taste...

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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
« Reply #1640 on: June 18, 2018, 12:56:21 PM »
Genuine Laugh Out Loud for me!  :lol

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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
« Reply #1641 on: June 18, 2018, 01:04:16 PM »
 :rollin
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
« Reply #1642 on: June 18, 2018, 01:45:04 PM »
 Good one  :lol
Must've been Kwyji sending all the wrong songs.   ;D

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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
« Reply #1643 on: June 18, 2018, 01:48:59 PM »
 :lol


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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
« Reply #1644 on: June 18, 2018, 06:53:44 PM »
Lonestar for the win. Nice!