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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
« Reply #1575 on: May 21, 2018, 02:50:39 PM »
I haven't laughed that hard in a bit. Thats great
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
« Reply #1576 on: May 22, 2018, 12:36:47 AM »
I haven't laughed that hard in a bit. Thats great
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
« Reply #1577 on: May 22, 2018, 09:25:50 AM »


Wait for it...
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
« Reply #1578 on: May 22, 2018, 09:35:08 AM »
smooth... can't even tell where the loop resets.   :tup
That's a word salad - and take it from me, I know word salad
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
« Reply #1579 on: May 22, 2018, 10:10:16 AM »
Those debit card tweets... geez :lol

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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
« Reply #1580 on: May 22, 2018, 07:58:47 PM »
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
« Reply #1581 on: May 22, 2018, 07:59:53 PM »
 :lol
would have thought the same thing but seeing the OP was TAC i immediately thought Maiden or DT related
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
« Reply #1582 on: May 22, 2018, 08:28:30 PM »
Whoa.

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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
« Reply #1583 on: May 22, 2018, 08:35:39 PM »
That's a word salad - and take it from me, I know word salad
I fear for the day when something happens on the right that is SO nuts that even Stadler says "That's crazy".
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
« Reply #1584 on: May 22, 2018, 09:17:50 PM »
That's hilarious, I got one:


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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
« Reply #1585 on: May 22, 2018, 09:18:47 PM »
King did it better.
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
« Reply #1586 on: May 23, 2018, 04:03:44 AM »
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
« Reply #1588 on: May 24, 2018, 03:17:57 AM »
:lol

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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
« Reply #1590 on: May 24, 2018, 04:25:27 AM »
I couldn't make it more than a few seconds into the video where he outlines how he cheated. Too much of a twat.

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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
« Reply #1591 on: May 24, 2018, 05:44:37 AM »
 :rollin

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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
« Reply #1592 on: May 24, 2018, 07:00:21 AM »














That's a word salad - and take it from me, I know word salad
I fear for the day when something happens on the right that is SO nuts that even Stadler says "That's crazy".
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
« Reply #1593 on: May 24, 2018, 07:25:18 AM »
Nice ones, Chad.

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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
« Reply #1594 on: May 24, 2018, 09:02:12 AM »
Got to be honest;  don't quite get the one with the guy standing on the roof outside the window, but the Arianna Grande one and the dog one both make up for it in spades. 

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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
« Reply #1595 on: May 24, 2018, 09:05:44 AM »
Got to be honest;  don't quite get the one with the guy standing on the roof outside the window, but the Arianna Grande one and the dog one both make up for it in spades.

He's painted himself into a corner. He'll have to step on the paint now. :)
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« Reply #1596 on: May 24, 2018, 09:12:55 AM »
Got to be honest;  don't quite get the one with the guy standing on the roof outside the window, but the Arianna Grande one and the dog one both make up for it in spades.

He's painted himself into a corner. He'll have to step on the paint now. :)

DUDE!   I didn't see the paint lines by his feet. Thank you! 

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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
« Reply #1597 on: May 24, 2018, 09:15:55 AM »
Got to be honest;  don't quite get the one with the guy standing on the roof outside the window, but the Arianna Grande one and the dog one both make up for it in spades.

He's painted himself into a corner. He'll have to step on the paint now. :)

You can just read the "I can't believe I fucking did this" in his body language.
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
« Reply #1598 on: May 24, 2018, 09:35:51 AM »
Got to be honest;  don't quite get the one with the guy standing on the roof outside the window, but the Arianna Grande one and the dog one both make up for it in spades.

He's painted himself into a corner. He'll have to step on the paint now. :)

DUDE!   I didn't see the paint lines by his feet. Thank you!

I didn't see it either.

Truth be told, I'm betting he has an escape plan that we can't see. Perhaps it's his first day on the job, but that's a mistake you make only once, and not on top of a roof.
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
« Reply #1599 on: May 24, 2018, 12:18:11 PM »
Courtesy of Allegaeon's Facebook

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« Reply #1600 on: May 24, 2018, 01:57:10 PM »
Got to be honest;  don't quite get the one with the guy standing on the roof outside the window, but the Arianna Grande one and the dog one both make up for it in spades.

He's painted himself into a corner. He'll have to step on the paint now. :)

DUDE!   I didn't see the paint lines by his feet. Thank you!

I didn't see it either.

Truth be told, I'm betting he has an escape plan that we can't see. Perhaps it's his first day on the job, but that's a mistake you make only once, and not on top of a roof.

"Okay, I'm done and ready to climb through that window, like last time, but there's some douchebag taking pictures and I just know those fuckers are going to be all over the internet by Tuesday...."

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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
« Reply #1601 on: May 25, 2018, 06:01:14 AM »
Zydar is my new hero.  I just laughed so hard I nearly shat.

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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
« Reply #1602 on: May 25, 2018, 06:02:44 AM »
One of my favorites  :heart

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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
« Reply #1603 on: May 25, 2018, 08:29:53 AM »
Yeah, I love that one!

Back in high school, I was a short-order cook in a pancake house in Lansing, MI (back when you could do crazy things like have high school kids running a restaurant) and I was working a dinner shift.  Being a pancake house, we didn't get super busy in the evenings, but offerred sandwiches and some entrees.  Think Denny's, except with edible food.  At some point, one of the waitresses came to the passbar and handed me a five dollar bill.  What's this?

She says it's from the guy who had the ribeye dinner.  He said it was the best steak he'd ever had there or anywhere else, and he had to tip the cook as well as the waitress.  In seven years of cooking short order, I managed to get compliments from time to time, but this was my first and only actual tip.  Five bucks back in the 70's, for a high school kid, that was a lot of money (enough to get a nickel bag, heh heh).

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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
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« Reply #1606 on: June 02, 2018, 11:24:41 PM »
Then what do they kill to make powerade?  :justjen
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
« Reply #1607 on: June 03, 2018, 02:00:40 AM »
Then what do they kill to make powerade?  :justjen

Power Rangers.
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
« Reply #1609 on: June 03, 2018, 05:24:11 AM »
New type of jeans from Carmar

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Just in time for summer, I think I'll pick up a pair. And what a steal at $168...