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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
« Reply #805 on: October 25, 2017, 11:10:51 AM »
Poor fools. I bet their VR experience is subpar.
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
« Reply #806 on: October 25, 2017, 11:31:21 AM »
I guarantee you that at least half of those old fat fuckers have Teal Conrad involved in some sort of babysitter porn in their living room...

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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
« Reply #807 on: October 25, 2017, 07:14:48 PM »
He then pulls a Sword Art Online and all pf them are trapped forever. They die, if they die in the VR world.
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
« Reply #810 on: October 26, 2017, 12:38:11 PM »
Perfect.

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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
« Reply #812 on: October 29, 2017, 10:05:23 PM »
:lol  I love her expression!
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
« Reply #813 on: October 30, 2017, 05:47:22 AM »

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She's just practicing for when she's takes all his stuff after the divorce

Now that was funny.

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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
« Reply #814 on: October 30, 2017, 05:55:48 AM »
Zydar is my new hero.  I just laughed so hard I nearly shat.

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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
« Reply #815 on: October 30, 2017, 06:25:01 AM »
This is why you say "Yes" to things the boss needs done that no one else will do.  It could turn out good for you, and you even score points with the boss for volunteering.

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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
« Reply #816 on: October 30, 2017, 06:30:29 AM »
Indeed. Though my boss uses it as an excuse to question my work ethic so I know someone in upper management who gives me a heads up when the boss is in dick mode.

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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
« Reply #818 on: October 30, 2017, 08:18:15 AM »
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Zydar is my new hero.  I just laughed so hard I nearly shat.

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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
« Reply #819 on: October 30, 2017, 09:07:16 AM »
Weird synchronicity.  I met a girl named Masha just last night.  She was cuter than that girl in this video, which is causing the video to lose points for me, although it's not Masha's fault.  It's no one's fault, really.  I mean, I'd still go to Paris with her for a long weekend and put everything on an expense account.  I take my work very seriously.

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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
« Reply #820 on: October 30, 2017, 10:14:29 AM »
Mashing Masha in Paris. Mmmmm.

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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
« Reply #821 on: October 30, 2017, 03:54:38 PM »
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« Reply #822 on: October 30, 2017, 04:48:44 PM »
Holy shit.
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« Reply #823 on: October 30, 2017, 05:03:21 PM »
The clever part is how it relates to Mamma Whore and Chris Jenner.
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
« Reply #824 on: October 30, 2017, 05:10:54 PM »
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
« Reply #825 on: November 01, 2017, 10:51:45 AM »
This first band is Soen very cool swingy jazz fusion kinda stuff.

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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
« Reply #826 on: November 01, 2017, 11:18:15 AM »
 :rollin I'm sure the person who wrote that knew exactly what he/she was doing
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
« Reply #827 on: November 01, 2017, 11:37:39 AM »
I used to advocate hyphenating compound adjectives for exactly this reason.  They are getting "first-hand job experience".

But after getting a lot of shit for worrying too much about proper punctuation and grammar, I gave it up, all of it.  People want to be lazy, stupid, and easily misinterpreted, that's their prerogative.

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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
« Reply #828 on: November 01, 2017, 12:33:45 PM »
Technically, it should either be "students get firsthand job experience" or "students get first handjob experience," depending on the nature of the mentoring day exercise. Either way, she bungled her grammar.
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
« Reply #829 on: November 01, 2017, 01:41:33 PM »
So you're saying that I should be searching "blowjob", not "blow job" while pr0n surfing?
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« Reply #830 on: November 01, 2017, 01:46:04 PM »
So you're saying that I should be searching "blowjob", not "blow job" while pr0n surfing?
I think so. As far as I know they spell it the same in the gay community.
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
« Reply #831 on: November 01, 2017, 01:47:51 PM »
Oh, snap!   

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« Reply #832 on: November 01, 2017, 03:11:26 PM »
Oh, snap!   

Oh snap what?  Clearly EB knows more about the gay community than any of us.
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
« Reply #833 on: November 01, 2017, 03:20:40 PM »
I'm not sure what having knowledge of the Marvin Gay fan community has to do with that article.  But just wanted to chime in that I was always more of a Luther Vandross fan anyway, so...
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
« Reply #834 on: November 01, 2017, 03:44:08 PM »
I'm not sure what having knowledge of the Marvin Gay fan community has to do with that article.  But just wanted to chime in that I was always more of a Luther Vandross fan anyway, so...

Not Luther Vandros?
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
« Reply #835 on: November 01, 2017, 03:45:01 PM »
I picture Bosk as more of a Lex Luthor guy.
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
« Reply #836 on: November 01, 2017, 03:45:08 PM »
I'm not sure what having knowledge of the Marvin Gay fan community has to do with that article.  But just wanted to chime in that I was always more of a Luther Vandross fan anyway, so...

Not Luther Vandros?

Yeah, he's pretty good too.

I picture Bosk as more of a Lex Luthor guy.

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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
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That's a word salad - and take it from me, I know word salad
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
« Reply #838 on: November 03, 2017, 10:05:18 AM »
 :lol includes the pack of cigarettes he went out for

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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
« Reply #839 on: November 03, 2017, 10:26:48 AM »
:lol includes the pack of cigarettes he went out for
A Nelson Muntz reference, I believe. Should have had a Mainway Toys logo, though, to go along with the Johnny Human Torch costume.
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