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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
« Reply #3465 on: August 10, 2020, 04:18:32 PM »
I was going to post this in the dog thread, but decided to post in this thread.
My daughter in law is a mobile dog groomer and she is in a 'pom' group in facebook.  Every month or so they have an online dog coloring.  This month's theme was woodstock, so the DIL decided on the Grateful Dead dancing bear.  The coloring is vegetable based and is not harmful to the dog physically, but I am sure he is scarred mentally after each contest.

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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
« Reply #3466 on: August 11, 2020, 06:23:25 PM »
Both are great.

I find wordplay like that amusing.

My bro and I were on a car journey once about 10 years ago and I shared a silly joke I made up where you substitute one thing for another but emphasise it like it's the same.

For example

" Hey I managed to book Bryan Adams for your wedding !  :)"

" BRYAN Adams ?  :o I said I wanted ELTON John "

It works better if you hear it but we were both in stitches for ages .

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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
« Reply #3467 on: August 12, 2020, 06:07:51 AM »
Zydar is my new hero.  I just laughed so hard I nearly shat.

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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
« Reply #3468 on: August 12, 2020, 06:44:16 AM »
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That's a forced punchline  :D

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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
« Reply #3469 on: August 12, 2020, 08:07:41 AM »
Zydar is my new hero.  I just laughed so hard I nearly shat.

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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
« Reply #3470 on: August 12, 2020, 08:21:24 AM »


Like.....successfully? That’s impressive!
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
« Reply #3471 on: August 12, 2020, 08:30:57 AM »
She looks like she could play Squirrel Girl.
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
« Reply #3472 on: August 12, 2020, 08:42:32 AM »
She looks like she could play Squirrel Girl.

I don't see the superhuman agility, senses, and strength, but I absolutely guarantee you that she THINKS she has the ability to communicate with squirrels.

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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
« Reply #3473 on: August 12, 2020, 08:47:05 AM »
Yeah, but doesn't everyone?

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« Reply #3474 on: August 12, 2020, 08:53:09 AM »
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
« Reply #3475 on: August 12, 2020, 09:04:52 AM »
Florida Man is Florida Woman's ex-boyfriend?  :omg:

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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
« Reply #3476 on: August 12, 2020, 09:16:17 AM »
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
« Reply #3477 on: August 12, 2020, 10:43:02 AM »
Disappointing.

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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
« Reply #3478 on: August 12, 2020, 10:46:42 AM »
Yeah, but doesn't everyone?

*Have* the ability, or *think they have* the ability?
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
« Reply #3479 on: August 12, 2020, 11:25:38 AM »
Yes.













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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
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« Reply #3481 on: August 13, 2020, 05:13:12 PM »


I'm impressed with myself that I know the source of that bottom photo.
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
« Reply #3482 on: August 13, 2020, 06:37:20 PM »
I'm pretty sure I recognize the top one.  Does that count?

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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
« Reply #3483 on: August 14, 2020, 03:11:17 AM »


He once killed four crocodiles with one single knife.
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« Reply #3484 on: August 14, 2020, 09:50:13 AM »
I'm pretty sure I recognize the top one.  Does that count?

Hint...it's from a movie with two sequels.
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
« Reply #3485 on: August 14, 2020, 12:19:59 PM »
I'm pretty sure I recognize the top one.  Does that count?

Hint...it's from a movie with two sequels.
I'm guessing Poltergeist.
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
« Reply #3486 on: August 14, 2020, 12:25:14 PM »
I'm pretty sure I recognize the top one.  Does that count?

Hint...it's from a movie with two sequels.
I'm guessing Poltergeist.

Nope.  Right decade, though.  Also, the line in the meme is slightly altered from what's said in the movie.
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
« Reply #3487 on: August 14, 2020, 12:30:25 PM »
Hmmm I think it's probably one of the following...


Doc Hollywood
The Hard Way
Teen Wolf

Maybe from that show Family Ties?

Hmmm
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
« Reply #3488 on: August 14, 2020, 12:39:56 PM »
Hmmm I think it's probably one of the following...


Doc Hollywood
The Hard Way
Teen Wolf

Maybe from that show Family Ties?

Hmmm

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« Reply #3489 on: August 14, 2020, 01:44:21 PM »
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
« Reply #3490 on: August 14, 2020, 01:46:10 PM »
I'm livin' 25 hours a day!

A daaaaaaaayyyyyyyy?
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
« Reply #3491 on: August 14, 2020, 02:04:50 PM »
Hmmm I think it's probably one of the following...


Doc Hollywood
The Hard Way
Teen Wolf

Maybe from that show Family Ties?

Hmmm

So VERY close.

Skip to the 3:20 mark of this video:  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a0XiztFUZlc
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
« Reply #3492 on: August 14, 2020, 02:27:14 PM »
Hmmm I think it's probably one of the following...


Doc Hollywood
The Hard Way
Teen Wolf

Maybe from that show Family Ties?

Hmmm

So VERY close.

Skip to the 3:20 mark of this video:  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a0XiztFUZlc

No hints!

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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
« Reply #3493 on: August 14, 2020, 04:01:07 PM »
Hmmm I think it's probably one of the following...


Doc Hollywood
The Hard Way
Teen Wolf

Maybe from that show Family Ties?

Hmmm

So VERY close.

Skip to the 3:20 mark of this video:  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a0XiztFUZlc

No hints!

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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
« Reply #3494 on: August 14, 2020, 04:01:35 PM »
Hmmm I think it's probably one of the following...


Doc Hollywood
The Hard Way
Teen Wolf

Maybe from that show Family Ties?

Hmmm

So VERY close.

Skip to the 3:20 mark of this video:  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a0XiztFUZlc

No hints!

I’m gonna figure this out. It’s my density.

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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
« Reply #3495 on: August 14, 2020, 04:02:16 PM »
Hmmm I think it's probably one of the following...


Doc Hollywood
The Hard Way
Teen Wolf

Maybe from that show Family Ties?

Hmmm

So VERY close.

Skip to the 3:20 mark of this video:  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a0XiztFUZlc

No hints!

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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
« Reply #3496 on: August 16, 2020, 05:07:27 PM »
I recognised it immediately of course since the film it's taken from is my #1 favourite film of all time.

I'm such a nerd about it. I doubt there's a fact about the whole series I haven't heard before.

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« Reply #3497 on: August 16, 2020, 05:13:56 PM »
I recognised it immediately of course since the film it's taken from is my #1 favourite film of all time.

I'm such a nerd about it. I doubt there's a fact about the whole series I haven't heard before.

Teen Wolf is your favorite movie of all time?  :P
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
« Reply #3498 on: August 16, 2020, 05:14:40 PM »
No it's clearly Teen Wolf Too

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« Reply #3499 on: August 16, 2020, 05:17:34 PM »
No it's clearly Teen Wolf Too

Haha I had to look up to make sure that’s the actual title. Amazing.
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