Author Topic: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number (Read 260275 times)

The Walrus · « **Reply #3395 on:** July 07, 2020, 07:28:13 AM »

A bit vulgar but I heard this on a podcast last night and couldn't stop giggling:

A lion sees a spring while running through the jungle. He leans in to take a drink, head down, rear up and his tail swaying in the air. A gorilla wanders by and gives the lion the old Liberace and runs off. The lion gives chase through the jungle. The gorilla comes upon a campsite at the edge of the jungle and dashes into a tent. He grabs a hat, puts it on and picks up the New York Times. The lion runs by and pokes his head in the tent and asks "Did you see a gorilla run by here?" The gorilla says, "you mean the one that fucked that lion in the ass?" The lion says, "it already made the paper?!"

TAC · « **Reply #3396 on:** July 07, 2020, 07:41:27 AM »

So a walrus, a lion, and a gorilla walk into a bar...

Indiscipline · « **Reply #3397 on:** July 07, 2020, 07:48:57 AM »

Quote from: The Walrus on July 07, 2020, 07:28:13 AM

A bit vulgar but I heard this on a podcast last night and couldn't stop giggling:

A lion sees a spring while running through the jungle. He leans in to take a drink, head down, rear up and his tail swaying in the air. A gorilla wanders by and gives the lion the old Liberace and runs off. The lion gives chase through the jungle. The gorilla comes upon a campsite at the edge of the jungle and dashes into a tent. He grabs a hat, puts it on and picks up the New York Times. The lion runs by and pokes his head in the tent and asks "Did you see a gorilla run by here?" The gorilla says, "you mean the one that fucked that lion in the ass?" The lion says, "it already made the paper?!"

It's the 24h news cycle / circle of life

Ingonyama nengw' enamabaal .... Ingonyama nengw' enamabaal ....

pg1067 · « **Reply #3398 on:** July 07, 2020, 10:13:42 AM »

Quote from: kingshmegland on July 06, 2020, 01:47:36 PM

King Postwhore · « **Reply #3399 on:** July 11, 2020, 10:20:27 AM »

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The Walrus · « **Reply #3400 on:** July 11, 2020, 10:21:42 AM »

King Puppies and the Acid Guppies · « **Reply #3401 on:** July 11, 2020, 11:25:36 AM »

MrBoom_shack-a-lack · « **Reply #3402 on:** July 11, 2020, 02:40:01 PM »

King Postwhore · « **Reply #3403 on:** July 14, 2020, 06:56:26 PM »

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TAC · « **Reply #3404 on:** July 14, 2020, 06:57:46 PM »

So true.

King Puppies and the Acid Guppies · « **Reply #3405 on:** July 14, 2020, 07:05:23 PM »

At the risk of sounding like Tim here, but.....Who is that?

King Postwhore · « **Reply #3406 on:** July 14, 2020, 07:10:18 PM »

Sam Kinison. Standup comic.

https://youtu.be/vTT34o3QKQY

TAC · « **Reply #3407 on:** July 14, 2020, 07:11:04 PM »

Quote from: Puppies_On_Acid on July 14, 2020, 07:05:23 PM

At the risk of sounding like Tim here, but.....Who is that?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PRbnTNL4UAM

Dammit King!

King Postwhore · « **Reply #3408 on:** July 14, 2020, 07:14:05 PM »

lonestar · « **Reply #3409 on:** July 14, 2020, 08:30:44 PM »

Ben_Jamin · « **Reply #3410 on:** July 14, 2020, 09:10:01 PM »

eric42434224 · « **Reply #3411 on:** July 15, 2020, 01:12:00 PM »

I’ll never forget in college, watching Kinisons stand up, high as fuck with my roommates, and he does the piano bit about his ex. I laughed so hard I almost hyperventilated. Never laughed so hard in my life.... tears streaming down my face. Good times.

pg1067 · « **Reply #3412 on:** July 15, 2020, 03:23:54 PM »

Quote from: kingshmegland on July 14, 2020, 06:56:26 PM

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Thank all that is good and pure that that's not possible!

Ben_Jamin · « **Reply #3413 on:** July 15, 2020, 04:15:48 PM »

Quote from: pg1067 on July 15, 2020, 03:23:54 PM

Quote from: kingshmegland on July 14, 2020, 06:56:26 PM
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Thank all that is good and pure that that's not possible!

If him and Carlin were still here....

King Postwhore · « **Reply #3414 on:** July 15, 2020, 04:54:32 PM »

It's a weird time. Comedians can't make jokes without being attacked. It's a joke.

Ben_Jamin · « **Reply #3415 on:** July 15, 2020, 10:10:22 PM »

Quote from: kingshmegland on July 15, 2020, 04:54:32 PM

It's a weird time. Comedians can't make jokes without being attacked. It's a joke.

That's why I said imagine if both him and Carlin were alive today. In the same room.

Cool Chris · « **Reply #3416 on:** July 15, 2020, 10:11:59 PM »

Man, it would suck to have Sam Kinison as a teacher.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k9DO26O6dIg

Orbert · « **Reply #3417 on:** July 15, 2020, 10:20:05 PM »

I was just thinking about that scene. I love the way Rodney doesn't flinch; he gives it right back to him.

Fiery Winds · « **Reply #3418 on:** July 16, 2020, 09:41:01 PM »

Quote from: TAC on July 14, 2020, 07:11:04 PM

Quote from: Puppies_On_Acid on July 14, 2020, 07:05:23 PM
At the risk of sounding like Tim here, but.....Who is that?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PRbnTNL4UAM

Thanks for posting that, I just sent it to my brother who's getting married in 2 months and he's dying

Zydar · « **Reply #3419 on:** July 21, 2020, 01:45:34 AM »

King Postwhore · « **Reply #3420 on:** July 21, 2020, 06:27:01 PM »

Posted in Political Humor thread as well.

Zydar · « **Reply #3421 on:** July 27, 2020, 02:46:58 AM »

Snow Dog · « **Reply #3422 on:** July 29, 2020, 11:14:46 AM »

Came across this on a walk yesterday with my kiddo. Gave me a chuckle.

T-ski · « **Reply #3423 on:** July 29, 2020, 11:59:17 AM »

Quote from: Snow Dog on July 29, 2020, 11:14:46 AM

Came across this on a walk yesterday with my kiddo. Gave me a chuckle.

Every time my kid sees the “road work ahead” sign he says the same thing......”I sure hope it does”.

Kotowboy · « **Reply #3424 on:** July 30, 2020, 06:06:06 PM »

Quote from: The Walrus on May 14, 2020, 09:19:38 AM

File under 'memes with specific references' but this makes me laugh a lot

That reminds me of a joke from a 1950s comedy radio show called The Goons.

Two men are in a jail cell.

Man 1 : Now, when the guard comes in with our dinner..Let Him Have It!

Man 2 : But what are we gonna eat ?!

Zydar · « **Reply #3425 on:** July 31, 2020, 01:28:12 AM »

pg1067 · « **Reply #3426 on:** July 31, 2020, 12:28:51 PM »

My son bought this bottle of cola at a candy store a couple years ago. He still has the empty bottle in his room.

pg1067 · « **Reply #3427 on:** July 31, 2020, 12:31:00 PM »

This is from a survey app I used a few years back.

pg1067 · « **Reply #3428 on:** July 31, 2020, 12:34:53 PM »

Podaar · « **Reply #3429 on:** July 31, 2020, 03:01:22 PM »

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