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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
« Reply #3220 on: May 05, 2020, 03:53:58 PM »
I feel like that's a missed opportunity for the Butthole Surfers.

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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
« Reply #3221 on: May 05, 2020, 05:22:13 PM »
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
« Reply #3222 on: May 05, 2020, 05:35:09 PM »
That is funny.
would have thought the same thing but seeing the OP was TAC i immediately thought Maiden or DT related
Winger Theater Forums........or WTF.  ;D
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
« Reply #3223 on: May 05, 2020, 05:54:13 PM »
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
« Reply #3224 on: May 05, 2020, 06:16:55 PM »
Made the mistake of trying to order take-out from our favorite mexican restaurant. Got there and the place was busier than I've ever seen it. Clearly people value tacos over social distancing. They were over an hour behind on their orders and clearly in way over their heads. I literally walked behind the bar and cancelled my own order on their little tablet thing for the ordering service I used.

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would have thought the same thing but seeing the OP was TAC i immediately thought Maiden or DT related
Winger Theater Forums........or WTF.  ;D
TAC got a higher score than me in the electronic round? Honestly, can I just drop out now? :lol

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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
« Reply #3226 on: May 06, 2020, 07:46:30 AM »
I feel like that's a missed opportunity for the Butthole Surfers.

You never know just how your butthole looks through other peoples' eyes?

Good tune.  And also one of my greatest insecurities.  :) :)

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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
« Reply #3227 on: May 07, 2020, 04:38:33 PM »
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
« Reply #3228 on: May 08, 2020, 03:19:29 AM »
Zydar is my new hero.  I just laughed so hard I nearly shat.

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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
« Reply #3229 on: May 08, 2020, 04:41:32 AM »
Some people just want to see the world burn.
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
« Reply #3230 on: May 08, 2020, 02:50:33 PM »
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
« Reply #3231 on: May 08, 2020, 02:53:29 PM »
 :rollin :rollin

That's funny.


The Pentagon confirmed UFO's exist and no one really gave a shit. :lol :lol
would have thought the same thing but seeing the OP was TAC i immediately thought Maiden or DT related
Winger Theater Forums........or WTF.  ;D
TAC got a higher score than me in the electronic round? Honestly, can I just drop out now? :lol

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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
« Reply #3232 on: May 08, 2020, 06:01:04 PM »
 :lol :lol Forgot to add about Kobe Bryant.
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
« Reply #3233 on: May 09, 2020, 08:22:45 AM »
 :lol

I still think Endgame should've began with a 15 minute recap by him of the previous movies.

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« Reply #3234 on: May 09, 2020, 09:51:34 AM »
Zydar is my new hero.  I just laughed so hard I nearly shat.

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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
« Reply #3235 on: May 09, 2020, 10:26:54 AM »
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
« Reply #3236 on: May 11, 2020, 10:30:03 PM »
"Good Samaritan's" randomly promote a Craigslist ad for a broken hot tub.

https://youtu.be/iMh2c5KD6pw

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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
« Reply #3237 on: May 12, 2020, 04:59:38 AM »
 :lol
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
« Reply #3238 on: May 12, 2020, 12:26:40 PM »
My high school class (1990) has a dedicated Facebook page and someone asked where everybody lives and what they do for a living.  We had about 700 in our graduating class so there have been a lot of replies, and expectantly everyone is being truthful in their responses.  So I thought I’d have some fun and posted this...

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I’m in eastern Pennsylvania, assistant to the regional manager of a small paper company.




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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
« Reply #3239 on: May 12, 2020, 12:28:23 PM »
My high school class (1990) has a dedicated Facebook page and someone asked where everybody lives and what they do for a living.  We had about 700 in our graduating class so there have been a lot of replies, and expectantly everyone is being truthful in their responses.  So I thought I’d have some fun and posted this...

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I’m in eastern Pennsylvania, assistant to the regional manager of a small paper company.

Are you also a volunteer sheriff's deputy?

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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
« Reply #3240 on: May 12, 2020, 12:30:05 PM »
My high school class (1990) has a dedicated Facebook page and someone asked where everybody lives and what they do for a living.  We had about 700 in our graduating class so there have been a lot of replies, and expectantly everyone is being truthful in their responses.  So I thought I’d have some fun and posted this...

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I’m in eastern Pennsylvania, assistant to the regional manager of a small paper company.

Are you also a volunteer sheriff's deputy?

And do you own a beet farm?
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
« Reply #3241 on: May 12, 2020, 12:52:50 PM »
I have no idea what any of that means? ???

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« Reply #3242 on: May 12, 2020, 12:55:13 PM »
I have no idea what any of that means? ???

Ditto....
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
« Reply #3243 on: May 12, 2020, 12:59:02 PM »
If I said the paper company was "Dunder Mifflin" would that ring a bell?

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« Reply #3244 on: May 12, 2020, 01:01:51 PM »
No.  So I Googled it, and now I know what Dunder Mifflin is.

It's okay; there are lots of pop culture references that I miss.  I'm not into pop culture.

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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
« Reply #3245 on: May 12, 2020, 01:02:37 PM »
I have no idea what any of that means? ???

Ditto....

You know, I would've gladly taken the hit, as I always do, for you guys, but you beat me to it.

If I said the paper company was "Dunder Mifflin" would that ring a bell?

Not at all. :lol
would have thought the same thing but seeing the OP was TAC i immediately thought Maiden or DT related
Winger Theater Forums........or WTF.  ;D
TAC got a higher score than me in the electronic round? Honestly, can I just drop out now? :lol

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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
« Reply #3246 on: May 12, 2020, 02:19:28 PM »
If I said the paper company was "Dunder Mifflin" would that ring a bell?

Nope, but I also googled it.

I've seen a couple episodes of the Office on plane flights.  My usual rule of thumb is that any movie or show that you watch on a plane will seem 50% better than it would under normal viewing circumstances.  Even at that, the episodes did nothing for me.


You know, I would've gladly taken the hit, as I always do, for you guys, but you beat me to it.

Sometimes you need to let someone else be the hero.   :biggrin:
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« Reply #3247 on: May 12, 2020, 03:12:44 PM »
I have no idea what any of that means? ???

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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
« Reply #3248 on: May 12, 2020, 04:14:03 PM »
I’m glad some are enjoying my joke here, seems my old classmates are having the joke go over their heads.
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« Reply #3249 on: May 12, 2020, 04:59:33 PM »
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« Reply #3250 on: May 12, 2020, 05:35:38 PM »
I have no idea what any of that means? ???

Dwight Schrute! Assistant to the regional manager.



It's too late, I already Googled it.  Try to keep up! :p

Turns out it's a reference to some TV show, The Orifice or something like that.

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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
« Reply #3251 on: May 12, 2020, 06:44:49 PM »
Is this a reference that a significant percentage of people would get? I know it's a different time, and there are many more viewing options, but I feel with a show like Seinfeld, you didn't have to have ever watch it to get some of the references. The Soup Nazi for example transcended the show, and people who never watched a minute of Seinfeld would get that reference in the 90s.
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
« Reply #3252 on: May 12, 2020, 06:46:36 PM »
I have never watched a single episode of The Office.
would have thought the same thing but seeing the OP was TAC i immediately thought Maiden or DT related
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TAC got a higher score than me in the electronic round? Honestly, can I just drop out now? :lol

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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.graham's number
« Reply #3253 on: May 12, 2020, 07:25:40 PM »
I have never watched a single episode of The Office.

No one here is surprised at this.
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« Reply #3254 on: May 12, 2020, 07:37:18 PM »
The Office (US version) is popular enough that I would have assumed most would get the reference. 
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